What the "fock" is going on?

0:13 Hello everyone, Jesus fucking Christ, hi.

0:21 I'm Taylor Perry. Oh, wait.

0:24 No, no, no. And welcome to two.

0:27 One day. One day I'll get it right.

0:29 OK, What you're doing? Hello everyone, and welcome to

0:33 Two Twunks and a Lie. I'm Taylor Perry.

0:39 What's with the accent? I don't know.

0:42 Hi, I'm Ian Moon. Make sure your phones are on

0:45 vibrate please. My phone.

0:46 My phone. What is this, the movie theater?

0:48 Yeah. Are you Nicole Kidman?

0:50 No, nor do. I well, in those sunglasses, you

0:54 look like Tom Cruise. He's wearing his Ray Bans in my

0:59 living room. I love it.

1:01 It's OK. That's where the accent came

1:02 from. That's what the accent I was

1:03 getting. Started the accent before.

1:05 I put the song. No, it's where I was.

1:06 I was predicting it. How were you?

1:08 Yeah, I saw it coming. Sure.

1:10 Hi. And I'm Yan Moon.

1:12 With all the enthusiasm in the world.

1:14 There we go. Let's finish that off.

1:15 Let's finish the bit. Oh, what a week it has been.

1:20 I have had it. I have had it.

1:22 I have had it with Trump thinking that he's fucking

1:24 Jesus. I've had it.

1:26 I can't do it anymore. Ian, help me out without help me

1:28 make sense of this. This is really this is really

1:31 getting fucked up now. There's some at one point it's

1:34 really fucked up. At some point you just have to

1:36 throw your hands in the air and just say fuck it.

1:39 I don't, I, I just, I think, I still, I still think that that's

1:43 what he wants us to do. He is putting us through this

1:47 emotional turmoil so that we eventually do do that, I said.

1:53 Do do I know? I wasn't going to bring.

1:56 That up Trump like he just it is.

1:58 It is complete turmoil and this is what he wants.

2:02 He wants us to stop caring. This is what dictators and

2:04 fascists do. I never said stop.

2:06 Caring. No, but they want.

2:08 What did you say? Say it again.

2:10 Just. Throw your hands up.

2:11 And throw your hands up. But then do what?

2:12 What are you gonna do when you throw it?

2:13 When you throw your hands up, you give up.

2:15 Just let it be, not give up, but just some people get up this

2:18 crazy weird. This is fucking weird.

2:22 This is false prophet Bible Shit like this is real.

2:26 I cannot like I still can't believe that some of this is

2:28 happening. Just Oh yeah, Heaven forbid we

2:31 spelled. Heaven forbid I spill the crappy

2:33 wine that I I'm. Still there?

2:35 Hey, any, any. It's a party foul either way.

2:37 No, but it's. Good wine.

2:38 Shit wine. It's a party foul.

2:39 It's. Ridiculous.

2:40 I have I have had it the AI. Have you seen the have you seen

2:44 the pictures? Yes I have the AI generated

2:46 pictures and being God Jesus so they are saying.

2:51 Who is? They just the White House

2:53 idiots, when just the white, the White House, the cabinet, all

2:59 the affiliates, just they, they're, they're just the

3:02 idiots. Everyone, everyone running this

3:06 country that's an idiot. They're saying that Trump was

3:10 supposed to be depicting himself as a doctor.

3:13 Like what? It was OK.

3:15 It was like, I'm sorry, when you're when you go into AI, you

3:18 have to literally like type out, like describe.

3:21 What you want if he. Was trying to depict a doctor he

3:23 would do he would say in a hospital in a lab coat, not as

3:27 Jesus Christ touching the people it's.

3:28 Too bad we couldn't find out like what was typed in to make

3:31 that AI generated. I mean, I don't know what, I

3:34 don't know which part he used, I don't know if it was GPT or

3:36 Gemini or Grok or whoever the fuck it is now, but it was

3:40 definitely not depicted as a doctor.

3:44 And who gives him to like, I'm so sorry, who gives him the

3:47 qualifications to even pretend to be a doctor?

3:51 He is the most unhealthy. I believe he's like the most

3:54 unhealthiest president we've ever had.

3:57 What about the one that could have fit in his own bathtub?

3:59 He. Just had McDonald's delivered

4:02 doordashed by the DoorDash grandma or something that I

4:06 guess testified. About what about the fattest

4:07 president he couldn't even fit in his own bathtub?

4:10 Wait, who was that was Trump? No, there was a president that

4:12 couldn't fit his own bathtub. Well, I don't know who is that

4:15 be? I don't know.

4:17 I need to know who that is this? Is how you know we're not

4:19 historians. Not at all.

4:21 We never, we never said that we were.

4:23 Although I did get a A+ in both my history classes so.

4:26 I did like history. I did like history.

4:28 I like ancient Egyptian history and ancient Native American

4:31 history, like the Americas. Oh, God, I love ancient history

4:34 and everything, but I just like Taft.

4:39 Who? Oh, it was William Taft.

4:41 Yeah, he couldn't fit in his own bathroom.

4:43 He's recognized as the happiest president in the US history,

4:46 weighing over £350. OK, but so where does Trump fall

4:50 in all of this? Because he's one of his.

4:52 He's got to be the just the most God awful unhealthiest.

4:57 President's ranking. OK, ranking.

4:58 And I'm going to give Lincoln healthiest.

5:01 Lincoln is probably he has to be the healthiest.

5:04 OK, other. He was just so tall and fit and

5:07 just looked so good. I mean, not the most handsome.

5:10 But surprise, surprise, Trump is third.

5:13 For unhealthiest, yeah. Yeah.

5:14 That doesn't surprise me. There's a lot of presidents.

5:16 It goes. It takes.

5:17 Time, will you let me finish the list?

5:19 It's the wine. Shut up, girl.

5:24 It's the wine. Shut up.

5:25 OK, 05 minutes. Oh, geez.

5:28 You wanted. To know the list you wanted, you

5:30 wanted to hear the list. Of the last president.

5:31 Didn't you? OK.

5:34 Thank you. Let me just sit back.

5:36 Thank you. I'm sorry she's had it.

5:42 We, we are taking applications for bottoms for Ian.

5:47 I think he needs a bottom. Anyways, no.

5:50 So first is Taft, the second is Grover Cleveland.

5:53 What the fuck that is? Did we have a Cleveland

5:56 president? Yes, I know.

5:57 I've heard of it. Yeah, yeah.

5:58 And then Trump is the. 3rd makes sense.

6:01 Did. You want to keep going.

6:03 No, I think we're good. OK?

6:07 I think we're good. Now that am I?

6:10 Am I, am I OK to talk? Do I have to, like, raise my

6:14 hand though? No, Miss Ian, I have to go to

6:18 the bathroom. It's right there.

6:21 Do you like Miss Ian or Miss Moon?

6:25 Miss Moon has a ring to it. Eventually Doctor Moon, but.

6:28 Oh, there we go then. That's even got a nicer ring to

6:31 it. Yeah, exactly.

6:32 Eventually Doctor Moon, but not anytime soon.

6:35 I wish. Hopefully will be Doctor Moon

6:37 eventually. So in defense of this AI

6:40 generated photo, though the evangelicals will, they will

6:43 never leave his side. They are there.

6:45 He's pissing off the Catholics, which we can get into that in a

6:48 second, which I would love. I wish, I wish you could like

6:50 tell me on like where the Mormons stand on Trump.

6:52 But we can get into that in a second And remind me to ask.

6:55 I'm not a spokesperson for them. No, but come on, do like, but

6:58 OK, just real quick, do do you find that a lot of Mormons do

7:02 sway more and not just Republican Trump?

7:07 I don't know. Do you know I truly don't know

7:09 because last time I spent any time with the Mormon was with my

7:12 family and they are pro Trump and anyone beyond that I haven't

7:16 really associated with. So you're not sure, OK.

7:18 So I don't know, probably. Well, they do.

7:21 They do create the illusion that Trump's legal woes are similar

7:28 to Jesus's struggles. I would like they they literally

7:32 into the correlation. This is no, this is actually I

7:36 would love to hear how Donald Trump is associating his laws

7:39 with our issues. Please tell me but.

7:42 They no, but like, I know it's it.

7:45 It's actually crazy. Tell me what?

7:46 What are some of them? What it just in general though,

7:49 like all the shit that he's going through, I mean, he's

7:51 obviously a convicted felon. We know that 49 counts all that

7:55 stuff, so. Do you not have a specific

7:56 reference? I'm telling you though, like of

7:59 spelling, of like, what in general, what he did.

8:02 Oh. Yeah, we knew that.

8:03 But like how are what, what is it that he did?

8:06 How are what correlation do they have it with like the one belief

8:11 system or how they're like relating it to each other?

8:14 I didn't. Oh, I was just asking you about

8:16 the Mormon. I don't know anything about

8:17 that. I'm talking about Jesus and

8:19 Trump. Like that is the illusion that

8:21 is being created right now by the radical right.

8:24 And even like the evangelical followers, it's just an excuse.

8:28 It's just an excuse. They really do kind of want to

8:31 create Trump as a prophet. And that is exactly what they're

8:34 trying to do. They're actually, I feel like

8:36 they're actually kind of like creating their own false

8:38 prophet, but he actually in 24/20/24 made millions off of

8:43 bibles by like signing them and everything.

8:46 I mean, it's the most, it's the most purchased book in the

8:48 world. That does make sense.

8:51 The Bible and Jesus is the most studied man in history.

8:56 Whether you believe, whether you believe in him or not, he is the

8:59 what? Who?

8:59 I thought a Hitler would be or Stalin.

9:03 That's those are good ones too, but I think Jesus kind of takes

9:06 the cake. Or Mother Teresa.

9:09 Oh my God she was a scam artist. Can we talk about Mother Teresa

9:12 real quick? I'm so glad you brought that up.

9:15 She was a scammer. Did you have you like seen when

9:19 you're death scrolling? Do you ever see the videos on

9:22 Mother Teresa? How?

9:25 Just to sum everything up, she preached that you have to suffer

9:31 like although it was it lepers from leprosy, maybe what might

9:35 have been a major disease of the people that she like watched

9:37 over and everything in her parish.

9:39 Parish. Is that the right word?

9:40 I don't know, I'm not Catholic anyways.

9:42 Parish is not Catholic is not. Is like parish is Catholic.

9:46 Parish is general, is general English.

9:49 It is, but I think Catholics, I think it might be even spelled

9:53 differently too, you know, Catholic parish PARI.

9:56 SH When people use that's a parish, they mean like someone's

9:59 dying, like something is. Yeah, that too, but like a

10:02 Catholic. Yeah, there.

10:03 But there's a Catholic parish too.

10:05 That's like I think the similar to when you say you're it's a

10:09 congregation like the parish that the the over you when they

10:13 watch over. That's called a parish.

10:15 Can I? OK, hold on.

10:16 I would be very concerned with the Catholic Church if they call

10:19 the congregation a parish. Can I want to talk shit about

10:22 Mother Teresa real quick? But hold on, let me look.

10:24 Let me look up what the true definition of a parish is,

10:29 because I know when someone perish.

10:31 Yes. OK.

10:32 A local church, community and administrative district,

10:34 typically within a diocese. Diocese.

10:38 Overseen by a pastor who acts as a Center for worship and

10:43 community activities. It Yeah, it's a church.

10:47 It's a church reference to it's 2 words.

10:48 It's. But this is PARISH, I think

10:54 Parish as in dying is PERISH. Parish meaning meaning you die.

11:01 Yeah. So they're just spelled

11:02 differently. One has an A1 has an E.

11:04 I'm very concerned with the Catholic Church, if that's how

11:06 they was, that's what they call the congregation.

11:10 Yeah, that's the, it's the community, the parish that is,

11:14 but the congregation would be, I guess maybe the Protestant way

11:16 of looking at it. I suppose.

11:19 But Mother Teresa was a scam artist.

11:21 Oh my God I watched this video and it's kind of so true because

11:25 she preached that you have to suffer like suffering was a part

11:28 of humanity. Blah.

11:29 Blah blah blah also preached that.

11:32 OK, this was coming from a woman that was like literally sitting

11:37 swimming in money and keeping it all basically all to herself and

11:42 her people that she her associates, because then she

11:47 didn't have to like spend money on everybody.

11:49 So she preached like she preached that everyone has to

11:52 suffer anything, which, OK, sounds silly right until because

11:57 she got sick and then was flown to Southern California, I think

12:01 San Diego to the best doctors as soon as she got sick.

12:06 She's a scam artist. I Oh my God.

12:08 And then she's like in the, I think a St. now actually she was

12:14 a biata. I don't even know the levels of

12:16 becoming a St. She was a biata, I think it's

12:18 called. And then now she's a St.

12:20 And she literally was a horrible person.

12:24 When you really kind of break it down and look at the other side

12:27 of it, that she made people suffer, but she herself never

12:31 suffered. Just all it was all a scam.

12:37 You have nothing for that. I'd like to give the historians

12:40 of our channel a moment of research to see if that is

12:42 actually a true fact. Because I am.

12:47 I have no words, I no comment. Was Mother Teresa a scam artist?

12:55 I have no comment. I'm I'm checking.

12:59 I'm I'm fact checking right now. I have no comment.

13:02 It is subject to intense debate. That's how AI started it.

13:06 All right, So what else does AI say?

13:11 I don't know, I still feel that way though.

13:13 So what does AI say? What?

13:16 That's almost a weird way of saying AI.

13:17 Oh my God, what does AI say? What does AI say?

13:21 The accusations that she was a fraud or scam artist primarily

13:23 stem from investigations by figures such as Christopher

13:26 Hitchens and some other Arup Chatterley, who highlighted

13:32 several controversial aspects of her work.

13:37 What's one of them? I know AI list them too.

13:39 Well, glorification of the suffering, that was a big one.

13:41 She was accused of believing that suffering brought patients

13:45 closer to Christ, leading to a lack of leading to a lack of

13:48 effort in reducing pain while she herself advanced or saw

13:52 advanced medical treatment in the Western Hospital.

13:54 Basically all what I said. Next.

13:59 Mismanagement of funds despite receiving millions in donations,

14:03 critics argue that the money was not used to improve conditions

14:06 in her clinics, but rather sent to the Vatican bank and used to

14:10 build new convents. Bum, bum, bum.

14:13 OK, she wasn't, I mean she wasn't an accountant.

14:15 So continue next one. But I'm saying there was there.

14:18 The Catholic Church is riddled with scandals.

14:20 Are you really going to sit there and defend the fucking

14:23 Catholic Church? I have not defended them one

14:25 bit. Seriously, I'm not defending

14:27 them. She was.

14:28 I'm not defending them. I'm not going to.

14:30 I'm not. I'm not standing for it.

14:31 Teresa was a fraud. Well, you let me finish.

14:34 I did not. I'm not defending her or the

14:35 Catholic Church. I'm just saying I'm just up for

14:38 a good debate, which is what I'm trying to debate you.

14:39 Do like you do like to debate me?

14:41 I do need to be maybe better prepared for that, but but I can

14:46 always look everything up real time too.

14:48 That's fine. That's what we're doing.

14:50 That is what you are doing. But so you don't you, but you

14:54 you have no, no opinion on that. We can just I honestly.

14:57 Don't care. I honestly don't care about

14:59 Mother Teresa. It was just an example.

15:01 OK? I mean, granted he's a figure in

15:04 history, but like, I really don't care.

15:06 Do you really care that, like, JD Vance is trying to tell the

15:10 Pope that he should be careful talking about anything regarding

15:15 theology? I thought that was kind of

15:18 funny. What?

15:20 Yeah, JD Vance said something like the Pope should be careful

15:25 about referencing theology, like literally telling him, telling,

15:28 telling the Pope to be careful doing his job, like the like

15:34 he's not allowed to do his job. That's literally what JD Van

15:36 said. They are literally pissing off

15:39 the Catholic community. And I actually found out the

15:41 Catholic community is a huge swing vote and it's really

15:44 starting to get divided now with amongst Catholics because now

15:47 he's literally beefing with the Pope.

15:50 Have you have you heard about any of this quite yet?

15:52 He's beefing with the. Pope Oh, I heard that part.

15:54 I heard. That and I wonder if it's

15:56 because the Pope it has something to do with the Pope

15:58 being from Chicago. We all know how much Trump hates

16:01 Chicago. I got I I wondering, huh?

16:06 Is he what? The Pope?

16:09 Yes. He's from Chicago, yes.

16:10 That actually makes a lot of. Sense.

16:13 Are you going to make me Fact Check?

16:14 No, I when you fact. Check when you Fact Check me,

16:17 then that when when you then I, then I then I start the second.

16:21 Guess I believe this point because you're from that area.

16:24 From Chicago. I believe that point because

16:26 you're from that area. First, OK, heading from Chicago

16:30 area, raised in suburban Dalton, Dalton and born in Brownsville.

16:37 I know where Brownsville is. I don't know where.

16:39 I don't know where Dalton, Illinois is, but yes, he is from

16:42 Chicago. I, I, I I knew I didn't get that

16:44 wrong. Yeah.

16:45 Yeah, I said I believed you in that point because you know

16:47 anything Chicago in. Your face says it all.

16:50 My face. Your your words say one thing,

16:52 but your face? Even with sunglasses?

16:56 What about on that? I just no, I you look, you look

16:58 fabulous, but sometimes your face doesn't agree with your

17:01 words. So I'm like, wait, what?

17:03 That's 98% of the time. It's like 98%.

17:07 Of the time your mouth won't say it, your face will.

17:09 No, yeah. I cannot lie.

17:12 Like my face won't let me. Like I cannot lie at all.

17:14 Like when someone's like it. Like, do I look fat in this

17:18 dress? Like I will ask them if, like,

17:20 you want me to lie, do I'm going to tell you the truth because if

17:23 I lie, you'll know on my face. Like I would just like, like,

17:26 yeah, you look beautiful, but my face is like, disgusted.

17:31 Yeah. No, I can't hide anything.

17:33 I wish I could. I feel like I, you just talk.

17:41 I feel like, no, I feel like I do have a bad case.

17:43 I do talk. I do you just talk.

17:45 And I and I hate silence. So I'll just start rambling on.

17:50 There's a video, there's a reel on Facebook of this girl and

17:53 she's like giving like she's like a tour guide on a bus or

17:57 something. And she's like, oh, OK, this is

18:00 where I used to try out to be a stripper, but they told me I was

18:03 too fat. And then like on the meme it

18:05 says me over sharing, trying to fill the silence like that is so

18:09 me. I've like, it does get to that

18:12 point. You just start over sharing

18:14 because I just hate silence. So I do talk a lot, but I feel

18:18 like I have resting bitch face sometimes I I have been told

18:21 that I could maybe kind of not and I do you notice that with me

18:26 maybe not with you because I I no really.

18:29 OK, well I think it's because when I back.

18:32 Have no bitch in your face at all.

18:35 Well, that's actually a very nice compliment.

18:37 But back home I had to kind of do everything by myself.

18:41 That's because you were gay. Well, no, but back home, no.

18:44 Like I'm talking like adulthood living in Madison, WI, I didn't

18:48 have any friends. I didn't have any gay friends.

18:50 So like when I went to the bar and oh, and my ex kind of like

18:53 traveled a lot for work. So I was kind of like by myself

18:56 at the bar. So I think I was just like me

18:58 being kind of like tough because then people would tell me

19:00 they're like, Oh, well, people are kind of like scared to talk

19:03 to you because you kind of look kind of grumpy and resting bitch

19:06 face. And so that was when it all kind

19:07 of came out. Like I just kind of started

19:09 realizing it. That's because you were lonely.

19:11 Yeah. Oh 100% not because you have a

19:13 bitch face. But I think that that caused it.

19:15 That's why I'm here. Like, that is literally why I'm

19:18 in Nashville now, because of just experienced severe

19:21 loneliness and just in a very cold climate with crappy food

19:26 and a bunch of drunks. I'd had it.

19:28 And now look at you. I'm in a warmer climate with a

19:30 bunch of drunks. No, I love Nashville.

19:34 Yeah. No, it's the drinking culture is

19:36 way different down here. I was totally.

19:38 I was totally kidding. Drinking culture is different

19:40 everywhere. I do have an update on Brittany

19:43 if you want to be done with politics now.

19:45 I just had to laugh about that Jesus shit with Trump.

19:48 I'm actually going to ask if we get Segway into the moon real

19:51 quick. What?

19:51 What moon? You want to talk about the moon?

19:53 Moon, Moon. But the moon?

19:55 Moon. You are a moon.

19:56 I am the moon. What I don't?

19:59 That was like a tongue pop, actually.

20:00 Why do you do that tongue pop? Why do Why do?

20:03 Why are gays so good at tongue popping?

20:05 Does that some do blowjobs? No, absolutely not.

20:08 You don't. You don't do that.

20:10 I don't do, I don't do a blowjob.

20:11 Sorry, I don't give them. Sorry listeners, but me and I do

20:15 not give blowjobs, nor do I consent to them.

20:17 You are just kidding. I don't mind if you give me a

20:18 blowjob, I just won't give you one in return.

20:22 So let's talk about the other side.

20:24 What it What about the moon? Oh, I'll eat out for.

20:27 Days no, Oh the moon. Oh dear door girl.

20:33 We try to keep it PG. We really try to really, really

20:38 try and that it was we were really I'm so sorry.

20:46 We were really going taking a left turn there.

20:50 Oh my God. I well, it wasn't that funny.

20:53 Ian, get your shit together, girl.

20:55 Come on, Becky, get your shit together.

20:57 It wasn't that funny. I'm sorry, I thought it was

20:59 funny. What do we what do you want to

21:00 talk about with the moon? No, you were just you.

21:03 What? What was the moon?

21:04 They're back. Because it showed up on the TV

21:06 and you mentioned it in the. Car.

21:07 OK, they're back. Yay, they went around.

21:10 And saw. They made it back.

21:14 They went to the moon. They lost connection, which I

21:17 thought was really interesting. They lost connection for a

21:19 while, but I guess it was all planned and everything.

21:21 I bet they did. They weren't even up there that

21:24 long. I mean, it's cool and

21:25 everything, I mean. That's the point.

21:26 You're not supposed to be down there forever.

21:28 Oh, I know. I get it.

21:30 I get it. Would you go to the moon if you

21:31 could have like it when it starts to become accessible?

21:34 Yeah, I realize, but. You are so.

21:38 Hateful would you go to the moon?

21:41 No, it would you pay $100,000 No 20 years, no, you don't want to

21:45 go and it's not even the moon. You're actually kind of just

21:48 going to like, you know, the outer atmosphere of the Earth,

21:50 but you wouldn't do it. I.

21:51 Wouldn't care, no. I don't know if all the drama

21:54 meeting in the world could get me up there and back safely.

21:57 I don't need it. I it just seems like I'll.

22:00 I don't need it I. Don't Motion sickness at its

22:02 finest. I don't need.

22:03 It but I would do it. I don't need it, I don't care.

22:05 What? I bet it.

22:06 I think I read somewhere it'd be like $100,000.

22:09 I don't care. No, no.

22:12 Would you rather go to the bottom of the oceans if it was

22:15 accessible and see like the bottom of our oceans?

22:17 No, no, you're cool. I don't.

22:19 Need to see what kind of monsters we have down there, do

22:20 you? Like nature or anything at all,

22:23 any of that. Do you give a shit about any of

22:25 that? No, not really.

22:28 I'm I'm definitely no, I don't like yay nature.

22:32 We need to survive. So when bamboo it has so many

22:34 resources for us woo Hoo. But no, I don't care.

22:37 So when Bambi's mother. Got shot you you didn't shit it

22:39 to your heartless what whatsoever heartless that's

22:42 wonderful. That's just.

22:44 Heartless, Heartless. Let's move on to Brittany.

22:50 Sure, The Daily Beast has reported that our dear Brittany.

22:55 We saw it coming as officially checked into rehab again.

23:00 But what number of? Times the poor thing.

23:02 Oh, I don't know, but I just I want her to get her shit

23:05 together. They're really worried that like

23:08 the the way. She's unhinged.

23:10 Well. She has, she has, she is

23:13 unhinged, so they have the right to be worried.

23:15 This was voluntary, by the way. I.

23:16 Would like her going to rehab. Yeah, doubtful.

23:19 Well, that's what they're reporting.

23:20 I doubt it was voluntary. That's what they were reporting.

23:23 I doubt it. Let's see here, there.

23:29 Oh, so she has actually expressed that she will never

23:33 perform in the US again. She has no plans to.

23:35 This is the grim the US, yes. So does she have plans to

23:39 perform in Canada or something? Australia.

23:42 Randomly in Australia, I mean. And she said she will consider

23:48 consider performing in Australia and but she has no plans to ever

23:53 perform in the US again due to extremely sensitive reasons.

23:57 She I guess she didn't go into detail about that, but she

24:00 doesn't even have any plans to make any new music at all at

24:02 all. But if I.

24:04 Mean she's she has the fortune that she.

24:05 Needs, I think she I think she needs to just be done too.

24:08 I really, I mean, she was a machine.

24:11 They treated her like a machine. Funny enough though.

24:13 Tyra Banks also lived in Australia now.

24:17 It must be the new place. See, I'm ahead of.

24:19 I'm ahead of my time. You keep talking about down

24:23 under. Well, I guess we're going to go

24:24 if we ever, if we ever want to see Brittany ever again, that's

24:27 not going to be the place to be. I know we, we had, we talked

24:30 about it. I saw her in Chicago.

24:32 I saw the circus tour, you saw the Vegas residency.

24:34 I, I kind of, I kind of kicked myself for actually not going

24:37 and seeing that. It was worth it.

24:39 I kind of wish they did it. It was worth it and all the

24:41 mistakes I saw her make. What?

24:43 Well, mistakes like what? Whoever did her hair that night

24:46 fucked her up. You saw the entire track in her

24:50 weave. It was fucked.

24:52 Up Maybe there was just one wrong hair flip and.

24:55 No, it was not a wrong hair flip.

24:56 It was the entire show. I was so glorious to see that.

25:00 I was so glorious to see that she makes mistakes.

25:02 But I think we, I think we do actually need to be kind of

25:05 worried about Britney just based on what we definitely are what

25:08 Kevin Federline said, because this is kind of really sad.

25:10 This is a word for word quote from Federline.

25:14 Gasp, do we have? I wish we had a gas but although

25:19 it would be such a good one like like an old lady clutcher pearls

25:22 like oh gasp. I like just saying it.

25:26 Gasp, I love the meme. Like when you're texting or you

25:30 know, like in Facebook, Snapchat, whatever.

25:33 It's the it's the Telemundo or no, it's a GIF.

25:36 I'm sorry, not a meme. It's a GIF.

25:38 No, it's a GIF. I'm saying GIF.

25:40 GIF is peanut butter girl no, it's a gift that's my and it's

25:45 one of my favorite gifts it's like the Telemundo Latina

25:48 actress oh you're about to and she's going and she's going like

25:53 she's gasping but it says in the bottom gasp in Spanish I.

26:00 Love it. All right, so since we're on pop

26:02 culture. The quote I didn't talk about

26:04 the quote. This is the quote, This is the

26:05 quote that Federline said. I know I take too long.

26:08 I'm sorry. All the points.

26:10 So Kevin Federline said it's become impossible to pretend

26:13 everything's OK Bum, bum. Bum.

26:15 I do it every day. He'll be fine.

26:18 Brittany, did you lie to yourself this week?

26:22 Several times. Brittany, if you're out there,

26:26 from where I sit, the clock is ticking and we're getting close

26:30 to the 11th hour. I mean, this was a really kind

26:32 of grim quote, kind of. It can put really kind of make.

26:36 You really wonder. I have a question.

26:37 But can you quote to the quote again start to finish without

26:41 any interruptions? No go go start from beginning to

26:45 end with no interruptions, no pausing, just go straight quote.

26:47 It's become impossible. No, everything's OK from where I

26:51 sit. The clock is ticking and we're

26:53 getting close to the 11th hour, Federline wrote.

26:56 Something bad is going to happen if it's thing if things don't

26:59 change, and my biggest fear is that our sons will be left

27:03 holding the pieces. That was the full quote.

27:06 Are you happy? Yes, I am, because that is it

27:09 really. It was a really grim.

27:11 Quote. It made me Maddock.

27:12 Really dramatic that that can really send the Britney spear

27:17 into a spiral. It's really sad.

27:19 It makes you think that like I, I, I just really don't want

27:24 Britney to wake up dead in a bathtub like Whitney.

27:30 Whitney, remember, that was how she went.

27:32 That's how her that's. How her daughter went, I know it

27:34 was sad that she was horrible. It was sad that OK, so the

27:36 daughter was sadder the fact that she went the same way.

27:39 It was really weird, wasn't it? That's really sad.

27:42 Was that was the sad part? OK, so it reminded me of like

27:46 they could have like almost conspiracy there, maybe in a way

27:50 because I think I'm. Curious about all the

27:53 celebrities who die in a bathroom though.

27:56 Like who else? What other schools?

27:58 Elvis. Oh yeah, he died on the crapper.

28:00 Literally on the toilet. Liza Minnelli's mom, Julie Judy

28:04 Garland died. I think she died overdose in the

28:06 bathroom too. Just I'm just curious about

28:08 celebrity deaths. Well, I'm hoping that that

28:11 doesn't happen to Brittany. I mean, that's the last thing we

28:14 need. But I mean, it's it's, it's like

28:17 they make it sound like she's really.

28:20 She's there, she's there. The 11th hour when he's we're

28:24 getting close to the 11th hour. I mean, that is, I mean, if

28:27 we're not if. We're not already in it.

28:29 I think we're in it already. Dear Brittany, we are.

28:33 We are here. We are here for you.

28:34 We are hoping for the best. You.

28:37 We've lived with you. We've loved.

28:39 We we've loved you. We've laughed with you.

28:41 We've cried with you. There's I don't.

28:44 There's nothing. We hope we can.

28:46 We hope she can take care of herself.

28:48 Amen. The one friend I have that lives

28:50 over by Green Hills Mall, he and Brittany have the same birthday.

28:54 When is Brittany's birthday? I don't know.

28:56 I think it's is she Sagittarius? I don't know.

28:58 No, that's Taylor Swift. Let's look it up.

29:01 Let's look when Brittany's birthday is.

29:02 No, but yeah, she's yeah. My friend over by Green Hills,

29:05 he has Britney Spears's birthday.

29:07 Who is your birthday twin? Mine.

29:09 Yeah, I have Beethoven. Beethoven.

29:12 That I That one fucking curveball, Yeah.

29:17 What mine's Beethoven? Beethoven.

29:19 That's hilarious. That's like, that's like really

29:22 kind of cool, actually. Let's see.

29:26 Britney Spears is December 2nd. Oh, so she's a saggy.

29:31 Hey, welcome to the team. My my birthday twins are

29:35 Courtney Cox, which I'm actually really happy too.

29:38 I'm happy about that one. Yes, I believe so.

29:42 Neil Patrick Harris, I think is. Early you share him too.

29:46 Second one, yes, June 15th. He is also my birthday twin, so

29:50 I've got some good ones. Courtney Cox and Neil Patrick

29:54 Harris. Fuck yeah, there's another 10

29:58 and I missed Trump by one day. Trump's June 14.

30:00 I know, good for you, but I did. I did love that I got Courtney

30:06 Cox. I love Courtney Cox and there's

30:08 actually conversations that Monica and Chandler have in

30:12 Friends that my ex-husband and I have actually had too.

30:14 And everyone thought I was Jewish.

30:16 Monica was Jewish. I am a little bit of a clean

30:19 freak like Monica. Yeah, there's a lot of the, it

30:22 kind of aligns a lot with Courtney Cox's or well, Monica

30:26 actually. Not necessarily Courtney Cox,

30:27 but yeah, I wish I had blue eyes like her.

30:32 So I she's pretty. Blue eyes.

30:35 She really fucked up her face too.

30:36 She fixed it. I actually have one more

30:38 celebrity on mine who is. It who is it?

30:40 Flo Rider. Oh I love Flo Rider, that's a

30:43 good one. Wow you got all the cool

30:45 musicians. I got the sitcom stars which

30:48 that makes sense. I love sitcoms.

30:50 I'm the sitcom king and I got like 2 really good big sitcom

30:54 stars of their. Time.

30:56 I also have a queen. What?

30:58 Queen of Aragon? I don't know who.

31:02 I don't know where that. Is, I think that was, is that

31:05 one of King Henry's wives? I don't know.

31:07 I think so, yeah. No, it wanted to be wise.

31:09 What did I say? Which one did I say first?

31:11 Beethoven or? You said Beethoven.

31:12 I do. OK.

31:13 So yeah, Ludwig van. Listener Did he say Beethoven?

31:16 I did say Beethoven. Yeah, him too.

31:19 I also got Jane Austen for my birthday.

31:23 Jane Austen. Is the like the British act Jane

31:28 Seymour is the British actress that's in like all like the

31:31 Hallmark and movies and stuff like that?

31:32 Yep. Yep, Yep, Yep, Yep.

31:35 Who else do I have? Let me see.

31:38 No, she's not. No, we got time.

31:40 We're fine. So since we're on pop culture

31:44 and celebrities, shall we talk about yours?

31:46 Your diva. Why do you have to bring that

31:49 up? Cuz it's recent, it's pop

31:51 culture, and it's kind of hysterical to think about,

31:53 actually. It's really sad.

31:57 It's been really bad. It's been really hard.

31:59 It's been. It's been really.

32:01 OK. I'm curious.

32:01 Can we start? We very.

32:02 Curious how has it been? How has it affected you as a fan

32:06 of her? Like because it doesn't.

32:08 Pay your bills. It affects my entire identity.

32:11 It affects my entire identity. She doesn't even know you as as

32:14 part of the Perry family. And now I'm trying to start a

32:18 podcast, create my own brand under the Perry umbrella, and I

32:23 can't. And I have a diva that can't get

32:25 her shit together. We're talking about Katy Perry

32:27 listeners by the way, Miss Katy the Perry and the allegations

32:31 against her from Ruby Rose. It is awful sexually assaulting

32:34 her, which I OK, I'm so sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry 5.

32:37 Seconds. It's been it's been seconds.

32:39 OK, go ahead. These allegations are from 20

32:41 years ago. 20 years ago. Like, I'm so sorry.

32:47 Like the statute of limitations is already way past ma'am.

32:51 Like, if you're why now to say anything and it was over

32:54 Twitter, like over a petty comment, so why come out on

32:58 Twitter #1 #2 why wait 20 years? 3 is where's the like, where's

33:03 the legitimacy behind any of this?

33:04 Because we haven't heard anything from from Perry and we

33:06 haven't heard anything from Ruby Rose after those were the last

33:09 two things we heard about her. That was it.

33:12 But yeah, it's getting so much traction over something that is

33:15 could be just an allegation. Just one thing after another.

33:18 If anything, this could be a defamatory.

33:19 Lawsuit, I mean, it absolutely should be just something so

33:24 probably so stretched out of proportion as well.

33:27 I mean, like, publicity isn't helping.

33:31 The fans aren't helping either. But it's but but it this has

33:36 been a history. I just I don't understand what

33:39 Katy Perry a long history. No, a long history of people

33:42 just hating on Katy lately. The whole moon going to the moon

33:46 in the outer atmosphere was awful.

33:48 Oh, when Katy went to the space. Yeah.

33:50 I didn't care. Good for her.

33:52 She went to space. I wish, I wish more people felt

33:54 like that, but no, nobody with there's an affordability crisis,

33:59 nobody can afford anything. So I get the issue of people

34:03 being like, oh, a bunch of rich women just showing off and

34:06 flaunting their money, Let them eat.

34:07 OK, well then what about the what about what about Musk?

34:11 Elon, Elon Musk? He's over here going to space

34:14 whenever he wants. Well, let's talk about Trump,

34:17 the real reason why everything's expensive.

34:19 I mean, I would like to think the war, right?

34:21 Now it's just, it's just awful. But this whole, that whole space

34:24 thing, I'll never forget that. That was a huge problem too, and

34:27 I just don't understand why there's just so.

34:31 Much hate around space. So much hate about Katie.

34:35 I don't know where where she pissed people off so much.

34:38 The only thing that I can think of.

34:40 Justin Trudeau, That's another highlight point.

34:42 But I think that's a good thing that's kind of do.

34:45 You. No, Why would it be a bad thing?

34:49 What what what's is he? I don't think he's that bad of.

34:54 A No, he's a great. He's a great.

34:56 Ambassador like figure. He's a great ambassador.

34:58 I just thought he was gay. Is that, is that because we wish

35:02 he was gay? Because.

35:02 He's super cute. No.

35:04 I don't really care for Justin Trudeau, actually.

35:06 I just. Thought he was gay.

35:07 He's daddy. Oh yeah, he's daddy.

35:10 Any politician, I do not consider them as quote UN quote

35:13 daddy. None of them.

35:14 Not a single one. So, but it was, we have the

35:20 sexual assault allegations now, which we just it's just a cherry

35:25 on the cake with just the series of unfortunate events that she's

35:27 been going through. I think she's.

35:29 Also, she'll be fine. OK.

35:31 But I think also there was Orlando Bloom, the breakup with

35:36 the Orlando Bloom. Everybody loved Orlando Bloom,

35:38 so they took her side. Doesn't she have a kid with

35:40 Orlando? Yeah.

35:40 Daisy Bloom. Yeah, I'm sorry.

35:43 I'm, I'm, I'm sticking with Bloom.

35:44 I'm on Bloom side. And everyone did.

35:47 So that was just like a whole nother thing that she has just

35:49 been getting beat up about. Like I'm cool with bloom.

35:51 Her music comeback has been it's.

35:54 Just. She has never been able to

35:56 really kind of bounce back. There was some songs back.

35:58 There was some songs back in 2019, I told you this off her

36:02 smile that were decent. But for some reason it's just.

36:05 I told you this before I told you this.

36:07 I told you this before. Katy Perry's not going to have a

36:10 comeback because she hasn't been gone.

36:13 There's nothing for her to come back to.

36:14 She's been constant and consistent throughout the past

36:18 like 10 years. Like, so there's no gap for us

36:20 to want her more. Like she has always released

36:24 like a single or a album like every other like year to two

36:27 years. So there's no like, space for us

36:30 to want her. I can I can agree with that 100%

36:34 so. That's why she hasn't had a

36:35 comeback there. That's why she hasn't had a

36:37 comeback. Can I Doesn't?

36:38 Leave. Can I be honest?

36:40 I kind of always wish. I mean, I just don't know what

36:42 with everything that's happening now, like because when you get

36:45 into the sexual assault stuff, it kind of really hurts your

36:47 career. Like she could very well be

36:49 cancelled over this. I actually see.

36:51 Things like, I mean, she hasn't said anything about it yet.

36:53 I think the writing is kind of on the wall, but I but when I

36:56 kind of started realizing that her music career was just I

37:01 mean, she was turned in the key. She was really trying to start

37:04 the car and just that's my car noise and it just the car was

37:11 not started lately. Have you?

37:13 I know I've had an electric car for 6/7.

37:16 Months. That's the same sound.

37:17 That's not the same. Sound I don't even know.

37:19 Someone asked me for if I was missing my keys yet the other

37:22 day over the week I'm like. Keys.

37:24 What are those? What are those?

37:27 I look like some of those carries keys.

37:30 You should. You should.

37:32 Anyways, before I because, you know, I get off topic really,

37:35 that I always wanted Katie to go into acting.

37:38 Yeah, acting. I wanted her to be maybe try and

37:41 be an actress. Good for you.

37:43 I don't, but I don't. Next topic.

37:46 I hate when you say that. Good for her, good for you, good

37:48 for everyone. She has, OK, Ian has this little

37:51 thing where she doesn't know. She's a little snippy when she's

37:53 like, good for you, good for him, good for them.

37:57 Well, that one was everything. That one was a little snippy

37:59 because we are running out of time and we are more points.

38:02 We do have more points in our agenda to talk about.

38:05 So I was like, I don't want to stay forever on Katie, so good

38:07 for her. Meet the Fockers has a new

38:11 installment coming out. See that kind of?

38:14 Threw me for a loop. What's?

38:15 Kind of exciting. I was like who?

38:17 What? Why or why?

38:18 Why? How?

38:20 Like are they grandparents now? Who?

38:23 Who's they the? Parents in the initial one.

38:26 Not like, not like. Ben Stiller.

38:29 And oh, what was her name? And she's her name is Pam in the

38:33 movie. Yeah, yeah.

38:35 Pam and her Pam and Pam. Aren't they like, are they the

38:38 grandparents now? Are their kids having kids?

38:40 Because it's that time. Married.

38:42 Their kids are getting married. So yes, that's a yes.

38:44 So we had. So it's meet the parents trying

38:48 Terry. Polo.

38:48 Her name's Terry Polo. She's so pretty.

38:50 So meet the parents Grandfather edition.

38:52 So we had meet the. Parents and then meet the

38:54 Fockers. And then we had meet the.

38:56 Fockers. Then we had meet the little

38:57 ones. So let me or not meet the.

39:00 I think it was just called. I think that one was just called

39:02 Little Fockers. But that one with the kids.

39:05 So now. What's this one going to be

39:08 called? We have what is what was this

39:13 one called? Oh, I don't remember what this

39:15 one was called. Hold on.

39:16 I have to I I now I forgot what what this one was called.

39:19 I don't know. I heard Ariana Grande was in it

39:21 and I just I lost my shirt. She's been doing a lot of

39:23 action. She isn't doing I know the see,

39:25 this is the this is the kind of acting I wanted Katie to do.

39:27 She's. Been doing.

39:28 She's been hopping on the acting reel.

39:30 Good for Miss Grande, I will say, like I.

39:33 OK, so can I give my spiel about Miss Ariana Grande for a second?

39:36 Of course, Focker in law, this one is called Focker in Law

39:43 because this is about Ariana marrying into the family and

39:47 this would be Pam and Greg, their their parents, the the

39:51 little Fockers, they're taking it a step up now, the little

39:54 Fockers, they're getting married and Ariana is.

39:57 The one getting married. Yes, and I can actually can't

39:59 wait because I she has done musical theater to the Max.

40:04 Now I want yeah, it would be fun to see because she's funny.

40:08 So I'm sure this will be. I'm sure this will.

40:10 Be my little. Yes, please go.

40:12 So I used to not really care for her at all, I just thought she

40:15 was another Mariah honestly with her being the the diva complex

40:19 essentially however. I think she's a little better

40:23 though, however more real. However, when I saw her do her

40:27 first like Saturday Night Live skit where she was doing the

40:29 impressions of all the other like Divas she's funny.

40:32 I was like bitch OK work and then I actually like paid

40:35 attention to her career. I know and the fact like I did

40:38 not realize she had been through so much shit.

40:40 Yep, like her Mac Miller died, the bombing threat at her

40:45 concert in what was it Amsterdam or something somewhere in

40:47 Europe. And she like refunded their

40:49 ticket. I gave a free tribute concert to

40:50 them once that happened. Like she has done a lot in bed

40:54 through shit man. And then all these albums and

40:57 now she did fucking Wicked and now she's doing Fockers.

41:00 And she started with Victorious like ATV show.

41:02 Just like she has hit almost every single platform of public

41:05 media. She's awesome.

41:07 She's really taken over when you really when it.

41:11 Really comes to it and to think she started as like just a side

41:14 character, like a background like extra role like.

41:18 And she wasn't even that. She wasn't even that really good

41:20 in Victoria. She was kind of annoying.

41:22 She was kind of, that was a. Character Though the character

41:24 was annoying, it was she. Had a talk like this that was

41:26 kind of really weird. Yeah.

41:28 And then she just kind of was silly.

41:29 That was a. Character, she tells.

41:30 That was not her voice. That was weird, she told her.

41:33 She'd said in a interview. That was not her voice.

41:35 She had a talk. Like no I know, but just the

41:36 character in general. I mean it.

41:38 I was way too old to watch on that Nickelodeon show.

41:40 I probably would have been a teenager by then.

41:42 At least it wasn't. Awful.

41:44 I only mainly watched because of Elizabeth Gillies though.

41:46 I. Didn't watch it.

41:49 That's fine. I mean, I missed that, but I do

41:51 know what you're talking about. And I had seen clips of it, and

41:53 I just remember thinking, gosh, that's Ari.

41:55 Can I show you the first show? The first episode of Dynasty

41:58 with Elizabeth Gillies today. I we have to watch yellow

42:01 jackets bitch. It's just one episode, it's just

42:03 one of us. You've got me hooked on yellow

42:05 jackets. I haven't watched it.

42:06 I I did watch ahead. I'm sorry.

42:08 Don't kill me. I did watch ahead.

42:11 I'm so sorry. I did watch ahead.

42:12 OK, only like an episode or two. But for you, I am hooked and I

42:16 do need I like I said, I do need to maybe watch it again because

42:19 I was kind of like maybe texting a lot.

42:21 Well, I don't. Even know where I left off now

42:23 because you washed the head. I'm sorry.

42:25 We'll find it. We'll find it.

42:28 Good for you, but as. Punishment.

42:32 You're going to watch Dynasty at least the first episode.

42:34 I am totally down with that because I love Nicolette

42:36 Sheridan from Desperate Housewives.

42:37 She's in it. Yes.

42:39 The the blonde lady. Yeah, the mom.

42:42 I don't know. I've never seen the movie, but

42:44 I'm sure she is. That would probably fit.

42:45 Like about fit her. Nicolette Sheridan.

42:48 You know you've never seen Desperate Housewives?

42:49 No, she played Edie. Why?

42:54 Because it was the best prime time soap of its time.

42:57 Hello, there's a whole podcast dedicated to it, a watch

43:01 Desperate Housewives watch party dedicated to this Nicolette

43:06 Sheridan. No, that's not her.

43:08 Then I'm wrong with it. Wait.

43:09 No, it is. That is the mom, that is her.

43:11 That is the mom. She's.

43:13 British, by the way, and I told you this before we talked about

43:15 this, she's British. She lost her accent.

43:17 She did not want her British accent anymore when she moved

43:21 over here because she felt way too like weird and and and just

43:26 she wanted to be an American. I think is what I I saw her

43:28 movie. She has no British accent.

43:30 She's not faking in the show like that actually is her real

43:33 American accent. But we don't meet her until like

43:36 deep into season 1 of Dynasty, so she's not in the first

43:39 episode. I bet she's good.

43:40 Though she's great, she's the mom.

43:42 Love Nicolette Sheridan, she was awesome.

43:44 And Desperate Housewives too. She was kind of like the evil.

43:47 She's Alexis Colby. She was kind of like the villain

43:49 a little bit. She's a villain in this too.

43:51 She was a little bit, oh, she's so good at she has the villain

43:53 look. OK, so since you're obsessed

43:55 with her, I want to show you at least the fight scene between

43:57 her and her daughter. With Elizabeth Gillies.

43:59 Amazing flaws, but I'm going to show you the first episode

44:01 regardless. Anyway, on to the next topic.

44:05 That was actually all I had. If you want to just run it, go

44:08 to two truths and a lie. We also have to go to.

44:11 We also have to do. Did you lie to yourself this

44:12 week? Did you lie to yourself this

44:14 week? Many times.

44:17 Many times. I lied to myself when I said I

44:21 can put off a vacation. You could put off a vacation.

44:25 Yeah, I said I can wait. I I really I need to.

44:28 So your line. I would like to take a wait

44:30 about vacation. Yeah, I need one now.

44:32 I need one now. Why?

44:33 I fucking need one now. I need.

44:35 I had it. I need a vacation.

44:37 Why? Will you let me talk?

44:39 No Jesus. No, no, no.

44:41 You know how it feels like. Fuck.

44:42 No, you know what it feels like. I need one.

44:44 Why? I'm done. 2 trunks in the line.

44:46 Everybody have a good day. Happy Sunday.

44:50 No, Why? Why do you think?

44:50 Why do you need a vacation? I had one in, let's see, my last

44:57 vacation would have been San Diego, which is, which is a

44:59 really good vacation. Don't get me wrong.

45:01 I had, but I it was like my 9th or 10th visit there and I love

45:05 it out there. But that was last January.

45:07 I was out there for like 2 weeks.

45:09 That was my last January. Yeah, not even this.

45:11 January was the last. January So 2024 January. 252025

45:15 January I would have been. That was my last vacation and I

45:18 saved up all year because I knew I was going to be probably

45:22 moving in September, which I did.

45:25 I eventually moved all the way down here in September, but I

45:28 now I need one again. I've had it.

45:31 I'm just, it's most, a lot of it is just work related.

45:34 Not that like my work is going bad or anything.

45:36 It's just been very work heavy. But then that's kind of the calm

45:40 before the storm because summer gets really, it slows down a

45:45 lot. So I just really need a

45:47 vacation. I really need one really bad.

45:49 I really want to go to New Orleans.

45:52 What was your favorite vacation growing up?

45:55 I never had one. Thank you, Sir.

46:01 So I shouldn't say that mine. No, you shouldn't say anything

46:03 about a vacation. Scuba diving on a cruise in

46:05 Aruba. No, none.

46:08 I've had no. Well OK, so if we're counting

46:09 trips then sure, but I don't know if being abandoned on a

46:12 trip is count as a vacation. I also don't.

46:15 Know it sounds like a shameless episode.

46:17 I also don't know if being like going to Texas for an ex's

46:22 birthday counts as a vacation. I also don't think like there.

46:25 I have not been on a vacation ever.

46:28 I climbed Mount Etna in Sicily. Good for fucking you.

46:33 I saw the Sistine Chapel. Good for fucking you and

46:38 Versailles. Yeah, OK.

46:42 Sure. Should we go to two trips in a

46:44 line? I don't care.

46:47 I don't care. I'm going to take you on a trip.

46:49 I don't care. You need a trip.

46:50 I don't care. Pack your bags, Becky.

46:53 They. Are we're going on a trip you

46:56 need it you so we 2 trunks road trip.

46:59 I think we I think that we really can need the yeah,

47:02 because it's emissions free in the Tesla emissions free and

47:07 with everything the. Tesla.

47:08 So specifically only the test. The admission is free.

47:10 It's emissions emission free. So like, I doesn't use gas, I'm

47:16 not going. To stop and charge.

47:17 So what? I'm a Midwestern are we drive my

47:21 friend Dallas, if he's ever listening, Dallas throws a fit.

47:24 Whenever I say I'm going to drive.

47:25 It drives him nuts. He's from Florida.

47:27 Florida people apparently don't drive, they fly.

47:30 Yeah, no. Vegas, too, he said.

47:32 I was going to go down to see him in Saint Pete.

47:35 I was like, oh, I'll just drive, it's fine.

47:38 It was a little long, like a 10/11 hour drive in with an

47:41 electric car add like at least an extra hour of charging.

47:45 So he threw a fit and he just like he could not understand why

47:48 I was going to, why I was going to drive all the way to Saint

47:50 Pete from Nashville. And I, it must be a Midwestern

47:55 thing. Midwesterners love to drive.

47:57 You're kind of in the center of the country.

47:59 So you can kind of branch out either way and you know, do a

48:02 10/12 hour drives if you really want to.

48:05 In Vegas, like, OK, so in Vegas you would drive regardless.

48:08 Like you would just drive unless it was past like Texas.

48:11 Like if it's past Texas, you don't.

48:12 Do you know? So you're, so you're like stuck

48:16 on the other side of the country.

48:18 Yeah, no. And I wish I wasn't getting.

48:20 I wish I was now. Midwest, I know you.

48:22 You always talk so highly of Vegas.

48:23 I love Vegas too. I always have.

48:25 I just, I need a little more green.

48:26 That's I, I don't know if I could do that.

48:28 Just dirt and desert. Just look at the palm trees,

48:30 bitch. I do like the palm trees.

48:31 That's that's the only green you're gonna need a.

48:33 Little bit more for for. That's the only green you're

48:35 gonna go. There's no forestry there.

48:37 I know and see I need like green grass and yards and bushes.

48:41 I I kind of need all that. That's kind of you could.

48:43 Make it. You could get it there.

48:45 It's all going to be fake and you have to water all the time.

48:47 Not if it's fake. If it's fake, you don't need it.

48:50 Yeah, it just I guess guess if it looks real, but a lot of

48:53 fake, lot of that fake shit doesn't look real, but I bet you

48:56 could. I would actually, I would put

48:58 Astroturf down his grass. I would need green grass.

49:01 I would need a yard. Astroturf.

49:02 All the football fields in Vegas are Astroturf.

49:04 Yeah, I would, absolutely. I remember when I was in

49:06 football in high school. I would love that astroturf.

49:09 Days. Good times, fun times.

49:11 I love Vegas though, I always have a good time in Vegas.

49:14 I miss that. I need to go back.

49:15 I told you when I went to San Diego, my ex, my ex worked out

49:19 there. So I would go with him and stay

49:21 out there with him. You did, but it would be last

49:23 minute. Yeah, you did.

49:25 I didn't tell the listeners. No, and I don't think they care.

49:28 I would say, well, I just I like, I think Vegas is a really

49:32 good like All in all, I think Vegas is a really good type of

49:36 city where it's like a layover city, like spend a night or two

49:39 and just or pretty much like a night and just.

49:41 If you're going to OK, So if you're in Vegas.

49:43 Make a if you're. In Vegas and you're doing the

49:46 touristy thing, then yes it's only good for like 2-3 days.

49:48 Because they've already done all that, so now I just want to go

49:50 you. Need the local.

49:51 Perspective pop in the show and yeah, I would love that.

49:54 If we ever went to Vegas, that actually would be really fun.

49:56 If we do all the insurance and outs.

49:57 Do you have anyone we can stay with out there?

49:58 Of course. Like it would be amazing.

50:00 Like 5 people. Let's go to Vegas.

50:02 I've been trying to let's. Do it.

50:05 Let's absolutely do it. I've been trying to, but New

50:07 Orleans is kind of on the bucket list as well.

50:09 And apparently, if Brittany. Performed Atlanta too.

50:12 It'd be Australia. I found Atlanta was on the list

50:14 too. For Pride.

50:15 Yeah. Yeah, we need to start planning

50:18 that too, actually, by the way. One more thing before we go to

50:22 two trunks and two truth and a lie.

50:24 What? DNA has been discovered in the

50:27 Nancy Guthrie case and it's currently being analyzed.

50:31 That's it. There's.

50:32 Only progression. No, I know.

50:34 There's actually, there's actually been progression on her

50:37 case. There is, they are, they

50:40 actually still are working on this and they want us all to

50:43 know they are still working on poor Nancy.

50:46 They have not given up. I thought they gave up.

50:48 I thought this was over. Like she's gone.

50:51 So did I tell they're not even competent enough?

50:53 I don't think to to do this case.

50:55 Did I tell you that the that the leads they had on this case,

50:58 this was their first like homicide investigation?

51:00 The leads that they had on this, it was her first investigation.

51:04 It's all this is I said that in the beginning, Becky, I said

51:07 that in the beginning. I said there is something about

51:10 I did. I did say when we and I think

51:12 it's actually in one of the episodes.

51:14 I said I'm really this like there's just such a lack of

51:18 evidence and such. It's so immature.

51:21 Yes, such an immature investigation.

51:23 I said I'm even starting to wonder or it makes me wonder if

51:28 they even know what the hell they are doing on.

51:31 That no, they don't. Well, it's still going.

51:34 The DNA it is. It is came out say DNA has been

51:37 recovered and is currently being analyzed for Nancy Guthrie in

51:40 the case. So it's for it's research for

51:42 nanthic gum. It doesn't mean it's her DNA.

51:45 It's it's part of the case and DNA is being analyzed if.

51:48 It does not say that, but they did not say that it's hers.

51:50 I I I I don't it was not her so. But don't crucify me if I'm

51:54 wrong it but it just the fact that there is.

51:57 Oh my gosh. Progression.

51:59 A trace? Who would have thought a clue?

52:03 It's it's very scooby-doo. It's being it's sounding very

52:07 Scooby. Doo rot row Raggy.

52:09 I think scooby-doo and Shaggy are in charge of this

52:11 investigation. So it feels like that it

52:14 certainly feels I think the mystery machine, the miss the

52:17 what did they? What were they?

52:18 The mystery gang? The Mystery Gang, right I.

52:20 Don't know the. Mystery Machine Mystery.

52:22 Incorporated. Mystery.

52:23 I think Mystery Incorporated and their groovy van could have done

52:27 a better job than the Maricopa County Sheriff's Department.

52:29 Jinkies. So is it my turn to do Truce and

52:32 a lie? It is.

52:34 It isn't. I thought I did.

52:36 Well, we kind of brought up Meet the Fockers, by the way.

52:40 And what? Well, I did lie last week.

52:42 You lied. I did stumble.

52:44 I did stumble the first time I said a when it was willing to be

52:46 6 animals. So I did stumble and I want to

52:49 correct myself. So that was an apology.

52:50 I'm sorry guys, go ahead for your turn.

52:52 For two truths and a lie, I. Don't even know what you're

52:54 talking. Give me a what I don't.

52:55 Even know cuz. That I don't.

52:58 I don't even know what you're talking.

53:00 I don't even know what you're talking about.

53:01 No like last week when I did my 2 truths and a lie I had said

53:04 something about like 8 pets but it was actually supposed to be 6

53:07 so I. Thought I could care.

53:07 Less anyways, clearly cuz you don't remember.

53:09 Do you even care? Not at all.

53:13 So my 2 truths and a lie this week?

53:15 Why bother? Since we brought up like

53:17 millennial movies, Chinese movies.

53:20 I I first of all, I I do want to say they don't make movies like

53:23 that anymore. 90s hundred thousands.

53:25 They never will. They never will make movies like

53:28 that anymore. Unfortunately, we're going to

53:29 say that so. The first one, yeah.

53:33 I used to think Uncle Buck was a Christmas movie.

53:39 What's Uncle Buck? What?

53:41 What is Uncle Buck? Oh dear, never heard of that

53:46 before in my life. Only the best movie ever made.

53:49 You know, do you want to know the best movie ever made was out

53:51 of family values? But proceed with your second.

53:53 I'm going. To keep going, I'm going to

53:54 pretend like you did not just not say you don't know what

53:57 Uncle book. Is I continue.

53:58 Try to still have respect for you.

54:00 I have not for you anymore. That's been gone for a while.

54:02 It you, it you, you hide it well, the.

54:05 Fact that I have respect for. You you hide it so well.

54:09 The First Wives Club is my favorite female comedy.

54:13 Please tell me you know that movie.

54:15 Yeah. OK, two twunks and a lie.

54:19 Everybody have a good night. Where's this game?

54:21 This is what's. Your third one.

54:23 What's your third one? Go, girl.

54:27 I saw it. Together.

54:28 I don't like the movie Little Fockers.

54:31 I think that was the truth, That movie.

54:33 They don't like little fockers. I think that's the truth because

54:36 you've been kind of like honed in on and you have so much like,

54:38 so much like you're ready for Mr. Grande to like save that

54:41 seat like that was. This whole truth, truth and a

54:44 lie segment is pointless. You don't even know two of the

54:47 first of all, two of the best. Movies.

54:49 Was I right or was I wrong? You don't even know.

54:51 Fuck, we're not watching Yellow Jackets tonight.

54:53 Apparently I have to. Was I right or was I wrong?

54:55 Movie history. Was I right or wrong?

54:57 The middle Little Fockers was your least favorite movie I

54:59 think. That was that was a lie.

55:00 I've never seen little Fockers, no.

55:03 So that's the only one of the franchise I haven't seen.

55:05 So I was right. No, I said I don't like little

55:09 fockers, but that was a lie because I've never seen it at

55:12 all. You said it was a truth.

55:14 So that's invalid you. Said it was because you've never

55:16 seen it. That's why I lied.

55:17 It's invalid, but I lied. No, that's not no, no, no, no,

55:20 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

55:22 So this that is invalid. This is such a mess listeners.

55:26 I do apologize for the messiness on this too, on this two truths

55:31 and a lie this episode. I would I really just I just

55:35 really expected all gays to have seen First Wives Club.

55:39 And people don't even know what who the fuck Uncle Buck is.

55:42 No one in my generation knows this.

55:44 I beg to differ. No one.

55:45 No, no one. Born in 1995.

55:47 Knows who Uncle Buck is that. Sounds like a generational

55:50 issue. Because that's one of the best,

55:52 funniest. Neither do the Gen.

55:53 ZS or. Alphas.

55:55 That's their problem and actually that they're no and I

55:59 actually will disagree with that because especially they know 90

56:04 sitcoms a lot Gen. Z does because of the five. 2nd.

56:08 Will and grace, all of those are still they're still watch re

56:11 watching all of those. So I bet you at least at least

56:15 Uncle Buck, I bet you Gen. Z would know is uncle.

56:18 Buck a movie. Or a show.

56:19 Uncle Buck is the greatest movie ever made.

56:22 So it's a movie with John Candy. So they don't know.

56:25 A very large, funny man that drinks a lot is put in charge of

56:29 taking care of his teenage niece and then his little niece and

56:32 nephew in a Chicago suburb. They've made that so many times.

56:35 And it what other? What other movies are like that?

56:37 The Mick. But but Uncle Buck was made back

56:41 in like the late 80s. So yeah.

56:43 But this was Mick the made an early.

56:45 Yeah, Mick. The Mick probably was inspired

56:47 by that. I would agree with that because

56:48 it is actually the same. I didn't think of that.

56:50 And I actually like the Mick too.

56:51 And I love Mick and I never made that comparison to that.

56:54 I love Mick. But I will say I don't think, I

56:57 don't think I I wouldn't be. I'm a little surprised.

57:00 You don't know First wives club because I feel like it's kind of

57:02 a gay stabilism again, just a gay movie, just a typical like

57:08 gay movie. If you grew up with in the era,

57:10 kind of like Golden Girls, just part of it.

57:12 Not as big as Golden Girls, as Golden Girls.

57:15 What? Other gay movies were landed in

57:17 this category. What other gay movies would land

57:19 in it? So like you mean?

57:24 And this generation, what other gay movies would land in it?

57:26 And like in from the gay movies from the 90s, Yeah.

57:31 How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days would be a good one.

57:33 I think anything Kate Hudson really would be a great romantic

57:36 comedy. So probably a lot of gays know.

57:38 I would have to say. Is it because of Kate Hudson?

57:41 Yeah. She was so popular and she still

57:43 is. And then I I maybe Meg Ryan

57:46 anything with like Meg Ryan too, because any of her romantic

57:49 comedies. And I could be a little biased

57:51 on that because my mom was obsessed with Meg Ryan.

57:54 I think you were a little bit. I grew up with Meg Ryan.

57:56 I think you were a little bit. I would think I would.

57:58 No, I would think, I would think a lot of gays know that one Meg

58:01 Ryan, a lot of Meg Ryan movies. I feel like the gays are.

58:04 Yeah, absolutely. Oh, really?

58:07 But this might be the worst two truths and a lie for you I've

58:10 ever done. Because this was just a

58:12 disaster. You just, you didn't know any of

58:14 them. I really want you to watch.

58:17 I really want you to watch Uncle Buck, though.

58:18 I really, I really think, even though I really think you'd I'd

58:24 really think you'd like it. Just try.

58:25 Can you try it? You oh, wait, there's the one.

58:28 OK, so there's one. I know.

58:31 What? Meg Bryan Movies.

58:34 Which one? She's not even an actor, she's a

58:37 voice actor in it. Anastasia yes.

58:39 Oh my God, you little toddler. That is hilarious.

58:49 That's the Meg Ryan movie you recognize.

58:52 Really. Sleepless in Seattle.

58:55 You've got Mail, Kate and Leopold.

58:58 I mean iconic movies that shaped the cinematic industry.

59:03 Like I said, I think you're a little.

59:04 Bit biased on that one. No, I just, I've had it, I had

59:07 it. I.

59:07 Think you're you're biased on that.

59:08 One, can we end this show? I've had it.

59:10 This is I'm over this. I'm looking up Uncle Buck.

59:15 I really, really actually wish you would just watch it cuz I

59:17 really think you would really like it.

59:19 It's really funny. I know that actor.

59:22 It is like Mick. It is like the Mick.

59:24 So if you like the Mick, you're gonna love Uncle Buck.

59:28 Macaulay Culkin. Macaulay Culkin was.

59:30 I know that movie, that movie, your twin.

59:33 You you could have starred in this movie.

59:35 I wasn't born then. I wasn't born yet.

59:38 But that but OK, so there is a part in Uncle Buck where he

59:42 opens up the little male slot in the front door because he's

59:46 watching for the other spray paint.

59:48 Well, he's looking. Or was that home alone?

59:50 I was home alone. But that scene in that movie

59:53 where he's looking through the slot and he envisions 3 guys

59:57 like robbers staring at him hallucinates.

1:00:00 That inspired Home Alone and that was how he got hired into

1:00:04 Home Alone and just came up. It just I don't think that was

1:00:07 the only reason. Why no it inspired that look it.

1:00:09 Inspired the scene, but I don't think that was the only reason

1:00:11 why they hired. Macaulay Oh no, but it inspired

1:00:13 Home Alone. Can you just stick with that on

1:00:15 my point that I have actually like heard that on documentaries

1:00:19 and like commentary and everything on the movie that

1:00:21 that one? Scene that lasted the whole 2

1:00:23 1/2 minutes. Not even that.

1:00:25 It was like a split second. It was like a split second.

1:00:27 Macaulay Culkin is just looking through the little slot, the

1:00:30 mail slot and he just keeps flipping it up and down waiting

1:00:33 for Uncle Buck's girlfriend to watch him while he goes out and

1:00:36 looks for the teenage daughter at a dirty party.

1:00:39 And he hallucinates and sees 3 robbers staring at him through

1:00:43 the mail and he he goes and screams and is he hallucinating?

1:00:46 Or is he psychotic? No, there was no illusion of

1:00:49 psychotic, just like kind of a little kid just kind of working

1:00:52 himself up, I guess maybe. But that is what inspired Home

1:00:55 Alone and that was why we have the Home Alone franchise and

1:00:58 they obviously Macaulay Culkin went into that.

1:01:00 Franchise is the reason why we have the franchise.

1:01:02 It inspired it. No, I know I'm standing my

1:01:05 ground on this one. You can push back all the fuck

1:01:06 you want. I'm I'm, I'm standing my ground.

1:01:08 Like the fuck do you even know? You don't even seen this movie.

1:01:11 You don't even know what the hell I'm talking about.

1:01:12 You're just pushing back just to push back.

1:01:15 Listen, are we at time? I'd be at time because I I've

1:01:18 had it. He's pissing me off and he knows

1:01:21 he's pissing me off too. You pissed?

1:01:23 Me off too, Sir. OK, so don't even try.

1:01:26 It I am perfect, I do not. I do not.

1:01:28 I would never, I would never piss you off and all.

1:01:31 Honestly, I was. Trying.

1:01:32 You need a vacation. I was trying to.

1:01:34 Will you stop interrupting? He clearly proved that no.

1:01:37 Oh, it sucks, doesn't it? Goodbye.

1:01:41 I'm trying to go into like an hour and 5 minutes because we

1:01:43 have a lot of space to like cut out and edit out so won't even

1:01:46 be an hour by the time I'm done finishing it.

1:01:48 What do we have an out? What do you mean we have a big

1:01:50 space? There was a big there's big

1:01:51 chunks I was going to cut out of it.

1:01:53 Why? Why, like me laughing like a

1:01:54 hysterical oh? That was barely like 30 seconds.

1:01:57 It was longer than 30 seconds, but if you count like if you

1:02:01 anyway, goodbye guys.