All things Epstein and Spam Bondi
Game Plan
Just when you thought you heard enough about Jeffrey Epstein, we bring you a complete debriefing from the congressional oversight hearing on Pam Bondi’s horrendous and completely intentional mishandling of the files. Also, an update on the recent slew of celebrity deaths with a painful story about DIY plumbing. All accompanied by tacky innuendoes and “twunky” giggles!
All right, then we can go ahead and start.
Yeah, another week, another session.
Hey everybody. Hello how are?
You we are back. Unfortunately.
I'm Taylor Perry. Hi, I'm Ian Moon.
And welcome to Tutuang Singalai. We're actually doing better at
the introduction too, actually. We're getting better, we
promise. We promise.
We're not always such a big hot mess.
We, we're, this is a new adventure for us.
I love adventures. I mean, we both never done
podcasting before and we're both white and we're both men and we
don't know what we're doing. So it's an adventure.
With a beginner kit from Amazon. A beginner microphone kit.
This is what This Is What it Does Podcast for Dummies.
Podcast for Dummies? No, there's, well, maybe there.
Maybe there is one? Oh, I'm certain.
I'm I'm 100% certain somewhere I'm there and there is someone
has done podcasting one O 10. Definitely.
And we are probably. Chicken soup for the podcast
Soul Chicken. Soup for the podcast.
Soul, have you heard that? You heard that title in a while?
No. You don't remember those books
from the 90s? No.
Gosh, I mean, you're not that much younger than me.
You should know this stuff. I mean, it was a huge 90s.
Anyone from the 90s or anyone still today from the 90s would
remember Chicken Soup for the Blank Blank Soul.
It was like some popular books from back then.
And I don't know, I don't remember exactly was it was like
little stories that people would submit for that topic.
Yeah. Because it would be like Chicken
Soup for the mother's soul. So like mothers would like send
in stories and it's like somebody took a collection and
put it into a book. Go like Campbells would reach
out or like. Like they had send out a call.
Surprisingly, it had nothing to do with all.
So it made made me a little hungry actually growing up.
But no, it had nothing to do with Campbell's or any type of
soup or anything like that. It was just, I don't know, I
guess it was feeding your sad soul with good stories, I guess
was getting to do with chicken soup.
You're you're sick off of sadness.
And so it the, the, the, the book was supposed to heal you.
It's supposed. To be wholesome.
Yeah, Was it? I don't know.
I was way too young. Come on.
And you're telling me I should have did it?
Made that stuff when I was a kid and.
Then you're telling me I still. Watching Nickelodeon and like
quoting SpongeBob. I still do.
OK so I've I have turned on SpongeBob.
Older I I still like SpongeBob, it just didn't hit.
It doesn't hit like it used to. No, Scooby-doo does, and fairly
Odd Parents still does. Those still hit like like it
does when I was a kid. Real quick, Scooby-doo, the
cartoons like the old school old school ones or like the live
action remakes and like early 2000 because both are kind of
like lit for me. All of it.
I want all of it actually, to be honest with you.
And then even back, I think even back in the day, like I'm
Cartoon Network, there was even a pup named scooby-doo.
Like, there was like the, like, Scooby-doo juniors, like for
that kids, Yeah. It was crappy do.
No, it was like actually the the kids and Scooby like, but they
were like as kids. One second.
I'm having some microphone. There's some microphone issues.
We like to keep it authentic. Do you got it there?
Oh perfect. We're still working out the
kinks, everybody. Just like our sound effects last
week. That was a mess.
We definitely need to bring that up.
We didn't even know till after the show when we were like going
through editing and everything and not.
Hear a thing? You guys couldn't hear anything.
We we're just sitting here having a ball and these sound
effects and everyone is out there going WTF you guys?
What's going on? Like what do you mean like kiss
awesome? Like what are they talking
about, Ding? BOM BOM BOM.
I still want that button. I need you to work on that.
Well, let's all figure it out. Let's work on getting this fixed
curse before. My first solution was to like
hold the like sound pad up to the microphone.
OK, I did think of that too, but it's 25.
I think. That's stupid.
That's stupid. That's some 1950s shit right
there. That's the I know, that's why I
didn't do it. Hold the record player up to the
microphone, kids. Like it's kind of like trying to
record like old school, like trying to record your
voicemails. Yeah, or, or just remember like
the voicemail thing in general, not what was it, but not the
voicemail thing, but just like the answering machine that would
like sit on top of the, I forget what comedian it was.
I want to say it might have been like Angela Johnson or somebody
that like kept bringing it up or something.
Real quick, but sorry to interrupt.
I am going to have you hold your microphone for a second.
OK, OK, OK, great. Yeah, something is just not
going right with the stand for some reason.
But anyways, I can't remember exactly what comedian it was.
I think I want to say it was Angela Johnson, maybe if we've
mentioned her before, but she was talking about the answering
machine that was like on on your counter, but her.
But it was like we were well into like the 20 tens where
there was no answering machine on the counter anymore.
So her grandma still thought that it was.
So she was like talking into a cell phone voicemail, like as if
it was an answering machine on the counter, like hello.
OK, I guess. I guess nobody's answering.
I'll just I'll just hang up. Even though it was just a cell
phone voicemail. I don't remember.
It was. Oh, gosh, I really.
I can picture Angela Johnson doing it.
I don't know them. I would have no idea exactly
which comedian. OK.
Are we good there, you think? I'm just sort of, I think of my,
I don't know what we're doing because you just keep flipping.
Yeah, I'm not sure. I think it's because the weight
is like so heavy on your side. Like I may have to like, yeah,
no, we'll have to like, figure it out.
It's fine. We'll we'll survive, Yeah,
unless you like, slide the chair over so it's not like, so all
the way. It's not like, Oh yeah, like.
There we go. Yeah, Well, I think that will
work. Perfect.
Oh, just keep on scooching here. There we go.
OK, cool. Gucci.
You think that's fine? Yeah, I think it's good.
I mean, I still want to change the brand.
I don't. Gucci.
What's your Gucci? The sounds Gucci.
You keep saying that. Yes.
I want Louie. I want sounds, Louie.
That sounds Louie. No, no, that's not.
You can't change, man. You can't change that.
You can't, OK. We need, don't.
Fix a good thing. If it's not, if you want to, fix
it if you want to. Not baroque, don't fix it.
Very much broke, Very much broke.
We are too broke to afford. Either one of them.
I mean, you're not wrong. You're not wrong.
Anyways, OK, enough about our shortcomings.
So anyways, shortcomings. OK, we're starting with
shortcomings. Let's do it.
Not necessarily shortcomings. So I was just kind of like on
the flip side of that, like Cummings.
I'm I'm all ears. Yeah, so I finally got hired as
a job. Yay, not very nice and you start
fun to actually wow so quick. I really wanted you now.
They did. We did the drug screening and
like I, I know verification today.
Very nice, very nice. I'm so proud of you.
Thank you. I mean, I'm excited to finally
get back in the workforce. I hope you negotiated the hell
out of them. I hope you push them.
I didn't really push anything. I was like, I've been sending
out applications like crazy lately, isn't it a little
desperate? It it, it, Yeah, I I understand
that. Actually it was a.
Little desperate for the fact that, like, someone actually was
like, Oh no, yeah, we're actually interested.
I get that. Yeah, I get that.
No, I mean. I'm not exactly too.
Thrilled you have to weigh your options, absolutely.
But congratulations. I'm so excited, everybody.
Everybody applaud at home for you.
Yeah, no, I'm actually like, I'm excited to be back on the
working force. Yes, it's remote hybrid.
So I think the first two weeks are gonna be on site just for.
Training. Just for training, yeah.
But then it's able to be remote just because it is unfortunately
a call center job. OK, So like I said, I'm not
exactly that thrilled, yeah, about the work field like that
it's in, but I'm actually like just really happy to be working
again. Yeah, of course.
Absolutely. Yeah, who wouldn't be?
Yeah. It's not fun.
No, of course. Yay.
Big announcements. I have no big announcement.
I actually, I mean, there's always a lie on this podcast.
I mean, there's always a lie. It's our title.
We have the two twunks now. What's the lie, you ask?
What is your lie? What's your lie this week?
I told myself that I could do my own plumbing in my bathroom
because that was another, and replace a pedestal sink that
looked like a Greek column. That was just ugly.
I, I had to, I just was so sick of looking at that ugly thing
and then I repainted in there. So then I was like, I slapped
paint all over and I'm going to replace that anyways.
Well, then I got a little embarrassing.
I'm like, I got to get rid of this.
I don't mean I'm not going to clean it.
The paint that I slapped all over it.
So I ripped that thing out. I put a vanity in there.
Well, I didn't even get to put the vanity in there.
The vanity barely fit. It was that's why I guess I
needed a pedestal saying for that.
And the vanity didn't come with the top and I can barely find a
top for myself half the time. So I'm just this thing's going
back. It was an awkward size.
I couldn't find a top. Could not find the top.
In the city of Nashville, they're far and few in between.
Tops are few and far between everywhere.
Really. Is that much of a shortage?
Yeah, yeah. No wonder I'm in high demand.
Bottom first, bottom first, first top.
It all means bottom. Technically that's what that's
what my grinders filtered on like to show only people who
have that position of first top. So you have like the entire
city? If I wanted, yeah.
I mean I get like 3 on mine. I mean, I've been, I was
wondering why I was so like, it's such a high demand.
Like they're just like, oh. Such a slot, I love it.
I mean, it's, it has, it has it comes with price.
So that's that was my week totally lied to myself that I
could do you know, anything in the anything in the plumbing
world and I have done other stuff like some electricity
work, but this was. This was a lot.
The moral of the story is, even though you're a bottom, you
don't even know how to do your own plumbing.
Oh that's why I need a top. Bottom shouldn't have to do
their own plumbing. I mean, but the top needs the
bottom to do some preparation. Like most of the preparation, I
would hope. There's something preparation
at. Least single facility.
I think we need to move on a different subject facility.
Anyways, that was my life for the week.
I told I told myself that I could do this and I can't do
this. And it's just sitting there,
just an empty project. It's just I would actually
appreciate it because there was just one thing after another.
It was the whole vanity thing, the whole sing thing.
And then they did like the floor over top the original floor.
So there's like a whole sense to me when you they had, well, they
had the original linoleum from like the 2000s when this place
was built. And shitty ass wannabe tile.
But then they put a nice plank, like a nice plank.
I don't even know if it it's not vinyl, it's not wood.
It's like a vinyl. Harder, but it's like a harder,
nicer quality vinyl, I have to admit.
But then there's a little hole there because the older pedestal
sink was bigger there, so now this one's smaller.
I kind of like fill that little hole.
Yeah, I got to fill that hole. It's just, it's.
So it's a whole project. It's a whole project.
Yeah, I mean a whole. Bathroom and I have no top to
fill the hole. And you're the one who said no.
Top hilltop I got a gaping hole. And you're the one who said we
had to move on from this topic, so yeah.
Well, there's, it's a gay podcast.
There's gonna be some jokes, right?
It's gonna come up. There has been every episode so
far. No pun intended.
I mean. Yeah, so anyways.
Moving forward, we wanted to address a few topics actually.
Would you want to begin with your rant or shall I?
What? What are we, which what are we
diving into? What did you want to dive into?
I mean. We driving, drive.
I mean, we are doing all Epstein.
It's all Epstein today. This this because.
All things Epstein. Whether conspiracy or actual
factual, but it's going to be Epstein related.
Let's start with your conspiracy theory.
OK, so I'm not sure if it's conspiracy theory because they
have been actually like files found in the Epstein files that
were released that Miss Ellen DeGeneres is a.
Cannibal. That doesn't surprise me.
I hear she eats her staffers souls.
I mean the. Souls are no big deal.
Like what shocked me was like when I was like doing my
research on watching all these like videos and reading all
these documentaries and shit that like her ex and her or
something. And hey, how have you pronounced
her last name? Like was like a little too close
to like exposing her because she was working on a documentary
supposedly that was called Children of the Machine.
And when she was about to release this, she had like a
kind of like a Co writer or like an assistant in a weird way.
Yeah, that's all like all the inner workings of like the quote
UN quote elite and some of the things that Ellen would have her
do, like she had like she convinced her to get a surgery
to remove her kidney and she ate it in front of her.
It was one of the allegations that was one of those stories
told. And this is in the Epstein
files. Yeah.
This is not the East. The elites are.
They're always doing something. They're wild, crazy.
They are always, there's always some sort of cult.
There's always some sort of religion.
Yeah, but they stated like, so her excuse or her reasoning was
because it was for a ritual purpose.
And I'm curious as to what this ritual was.
And I'm curious as to like what sacrificial shit they are like
wanting to like manifest with doing this kind of stuff, like
with cannibalism. It makes no sense to me because
like her, Allen has been confirmed.
I do believe also Jennifer Aniston.
It might be also cannibalism and Jeffrey Epstein, obviously,
because he's part of the entire thing.
He's not ludicrous and just insane.
The more and more this all comes out, it's just absolutely
ludicrous. That's the word actually.
Really ludicrous. So that was what my topic was,
was trying to like just navigate the whole Ellen DeGeneres thing
and once she stopped daytime hosting, she moved to fucking
England. Supposedly that's where she's
currently residing because I guess she has like some
somewhere down the line she's related to King Henry.
OK. So she was going back to the
source. Of the motherland, yeah, Every.
It's England, it's everybody here.
It's everybody's motherland. I mean, and if ahead of our
national debt and everything keeps going the way it is, we're
going to be back in Mother's basement.
Aren't we? Well, we're in the attic right
now. Technically I'm in mother's
attic right now, so. We are in the attic.
I mean, but it's a cute attic. It is big.
Oh my gosh, it's so cute. Like I love your big nice desk
too. That's a nice desk.
It's very official. Yeah, very official.
I have like a cute little like kidney shape kid.
Yours is a kidney, yours is like a little.
Corner one of these. I like it, it it's it could use
maybe, maybe a bigger desk, but I really like this one right
now. I mean, I think the smaller you
have, the more organized it can be.
Less you have to clean. Unless you have to clean more
organized and less shit you have on your desk all together.
My mom drove 3 hours into Wisconsin to get that desk from
it for Christmas because I mentioned one time I wanted it.
She went all the way up there and got it.
Bless her heart. So sweet.
I know she's not. So sweet the fact that she went
drove 3 hours just for a desk just because he said you quote
UN quote like it. I didn't even love it.
I liked it on Facebook. No, I actually did say I loved
it. I know I did use the word love
because it was just like my older dust.
I was like a kidney shaped kind of like older antique dust.
And this one was like more of an upgrade.
It was just in better condition. It had a glass top.
It had everything. This one This had a top.
Is that going to be the running joke this episode?
That's gonna be the running joke.
That's gonna be the top. There's a top.
There's not a top. There's top.
There's not a top. I mean, not, I mean we have both
the top and the bottom in this room.
So I think we got our bases covered.
Absolutely. Your turn.
So I would just like to get into the Pam Bondi congressional
hearing. OK, This was a good one.
OK, We're a little tardy to the party here on this.
I know. I think it was.
I think it was last week. I mean, it came out, it was like
Monday or Tuesday when it was released and we was it this week
and we post on Sundays. So we're like, it seems a little
late, but we're like still like it's up to date.
Yeah, for the listeners at home, we like to do Thursday or
Fridays. That's kind of like been our
like our thing. And then we try to get it posted
by like Sunday, Saturday, like at midnight.
So yeah, Sunday, Sunday, like early Sunday morning.
Like, you know how like college courses are like make sure you
have your paper turned in by 11:50, like 11:59 Thursday
night. We set deadlines for ourselves,
yeah. Yeah, we have to.
Our own cognitive tests. We have to.
Goals. Deadlines.
So we had hot Pam Bondi obviously was she has done a
horrible job at this. She has she it has been she's
not cooperated with any the act of Congress that this took to
this that this took to get out. It took an act of Congress to
get these files out because of all the powerful shitty men in
there that were doing horrible things to children.
I mean horrible. I mean, there were these men
were offering their own children.
Yes, they were these they were. And there's been like four or
five of them who have like discussed their position because
of the abstain finals. Let Nick and his wife were
literally offering up their own children.
Yeah. And I think it was hit them
talking about like certain the genders of kids that were over
at sleepovers too. Friends.
They were offering up friends, friends of their own children.
It was disgusting. I was absolutely flabbergasted
by the things literally an auction.
I mean, it's no children. It's no lesbian cannibalism,
but. I had there's further depth to
that story. I mean, but just like these are
people that were offering up their own children telling
Epstein I have three boys and a girl or three girls and boys.
Literally like, it's kind of like it makes it sound like it's
heroin to them. Like just these children, like
the way they make it sound, the way they're talking about it,
the way they're. Auctioning and the amount and
the amount of people that have covered this up.
They include in Pam Bondi is their ringleader.
She is eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus.
This is Brittany. She is this is Pam this I know I
shouldn't have compared what a diss to Brittany.
I mean that was. A little bit shameful.
But if you think about it, there are so sorry, Brittany there.
Are some identical features that they do share now let's it is a
downgrade but. Alone.
It's very much downgrade to compare her to Brittany but
there are some similar qualities.
But anyways, besides the point. So she was literally on.
I don't know if she was on trial or if it was a hearing or.
What was a hearing? They wanna know what the hell I
mean, this has been, this has been a horrible and horrible
slow leak of information that they have been fucking up
purposely at this whole time and this entire time.
The way she was like and she didn't even answer.
She didn't. Answer insulted.
She just insulted. She did not.
She she took one out of Trump's book. 100% he did not.
Answer a single question that was asked her for her gaslighted
also like name calling. Name insults and gaslighting.
Gaslighting and like it was just like like woman.
It is what's why can't you like I have a very difficult time
trying to understand why people can't just say yes or no when
literally the official that was asking the question said yes or
no question simply. Period.
They will not. And then she had to pull some
rant. It's like she was like a
spokesperson for Trump. Honestly, half the time she's
like our great president, the President Donald Trump.
Administration does that that the whole administration does.
That we don't need a spokesperson for Trump.
He's already in fucking office. What?
Do you do? Our own Senator Marsha Blackburn
does that. And I swear, I'm Marsha.
I'm coming for you one day. I'm focusing on this now, but I
know you're running for governor.
We are coming for you. We do not want you signing our
Tennessee, our laws in Tennessee into law.
No, no, no, no, absolutely not. But that I'm not focusing on
Marshall right now. I've got.
Like the way she was like just the way she was like anytime she
would quote, UN quote, answer the question was either
promoting Trump in some way shape or form or avoiding the
question 100% and or gaslighting anyone who had asked the
question like it was absurd. Like failed politician, failed
politician, right? She called, I think it was, I
think it was Ted Lieu. I think that's how you said Leo
Ted Lieu from California Yahoo. But he accused her of lying
underoath like I mean, can you blame him?
He absolutely he totally. I mean, he tricked she walked
right into the trap and then he just said, yeah, you just lied
Underoath and then it now, then her, then her horns came out and
I don't you ever accuse me. How dare.
You failed. I'm pretty sure that she said
that he was a failed politician. I'm pretty sure failed lawyer,
failed politic, whatever. Yeah, all these insults.
And like Pearl, this is not elementary school.
This is not this is not high school.
Like you're an adult. What are you doing with your
life? Like why this is You are an
elected official appointed by Trump.
And she was, she was appointed to protect Trump and essentially
the whole thing, she is the, she is the ringleader of this
pedophile of, of protecting these pedophiles.
The fact that she couldn't even turn around, like at least face
the fuck didn't even see it. She has.
My soul, she has no soul and whatsoever she sold her soul to
the Trump Devil. She Rosemary, Absolutely.
Rosemary debuted herself. So we have Ted Lieu that
absolutely annihilated her. And which was great.
Which was great. She should be caught for lying
underoath. We had Becca Berlin, a Democrat
from Vermont that accidentally called her secretary.
I loved this part. That was great.
Probably because she was just so fucking done with her bullshit.
I mean, so she called her secretary.
I. Wish she correct her.
And then, yes, I'm sorry, Attorney General.
I'm sorry. What did she say?
Oh, yeah, I couldn't tell. I'm sorry, I couldn't tell.
So I'm basically you can't do either one, either a secretary
or an attorney general's fucking job.
So I couldn't tell. What the hell?
You. Are my notion is is like what
does she do like because of there was a photo released of
her binder too like it was like what she had like literally like
is in the sleeve of the binder as she was closing it and it was
literally one of the senators search history.
I I missed that you did. I did miss that.
Like it was literally I I watch all of this while I work, so
there are some things that I do. Miss, you're good like this was
like. So fill me in on that one.
I, I don't know too, too much about it, but all I know is like
I was I scrolling through like Twitter slash X, whatever you
want to call it. I'm from the 90s.
It's still Twitter to me. The same I still call it.
Twitter. Is this still Twitter?
Sorry guys. So I was seeing this video and I
was like a news reporter basically like dissecting the
earring. And at one point you see a shot
of Pam closing her binder and you see the sleeve and in the
sleeve is like if you turn it and zoom in, it is labeled
whoever, whatever senator's search history.
So why is Pam Bondi having like? Do we?
Know who's senator? That what?
Which? I don't know off the top of my
head, I would need to look it back up, but they have like
their name and like on the news reporter and everything.
So I just did a quick Google search and it does say it was.
I know who this lady is. Jayapal Ramallah.
Ramallah. Yeah, that sounds accurate.
Let's see what I think she's from.
Oh, God, I wish I knew where she from.
I think she's from California too.
I'm not exactly sure. Don't quote me on that, but she
was the one that I believe raised up the victims in the
back and said, you know, are you going to turn around and talk to
them? It was it this this quick search
is saying that it was her Google search that she was doing on her
search. History.
That sounds accurate. Screwed up in the way it was.
And I, I mean, I obviously she knew that she was, that Jayapal
was coming for her Miss, Miss Ramila, I guess I'll call her.
Miss Camila. But yeah, I that I now that I
did, not that I did miss. Yeah, it was fully like, it was
like, here is her note. She came after her though that
was awesome all the victims who came up how OK, so and then that
brings me so we've talked about the my few favorite.
Oh, I did not talk about the joke of the entire entire thing.
Her No. Well, no, but the joke made a
better joke because it's just, you know, whenever you're losing
an argument now, just yell something about the Dow.
But the Dow is 50,000. Like girls that just knows all.
Of it. That is what she brought up.
They are grilling her on child pedophilia and she is screaming
about the stock market. That is going to be the best
joke. I am just going to start
screaming. But the Dow, whenever anyone
just comes at me about anything but the Dow, you know what?
This reminds me of you know what?
This reminds me of slagger. Like have you seen?
OK, so Wells Drag Race when I forgot what season it was, it
was I think I don't know what season, but it was the year that
they had COVID 2020. So I think it was like season 13
or something, Jada s s Hall was the winner of that season.
And they had earlier in the season, they had an episode
where they had to be like folks, politicians because it was an
election year. So they were trying to like just
pitch like like just a, it was a, it was a stupid challenge,
honestly, but it was like in good nature.
Sure. And so when Jada and s s halted
during any time she was asked a question, she would kind of
answer it. And they say, look over there.
That's what it is. That's what if we could re tape
that show. He should just go hey, but the
Dow. Exactly, that's what it remind
me of. No, it totally is.
It was the biggest joke of the entire thing.
Like I I don't even know how any of the Congress men or women
kept a smiles in their face at that.
Well, I don't know. Or kept a serious face.
I don't know how they didn't just start.
Because they were furious. They were furious.
That's true. But I know they're, they're
yeah, they should be furious. But I mean, at that point, it's
just such a joke. You're screaming about the stock
market and we're trying to get information on why you are not
cooperating with the law, the congressional law that it took
to get the biggest child sex string scandal.
The files so we can see them for ourselves and who is in these
files? Because you know what, we are
the consumer. We are the ones with the money.
We want to know who is in those files and where to put our
money. Well, I mean, if I don't, I
don't have not really. We we can.
We have not. Really.
How Tax dollars? No, but I'm talking about
consumer money. As far as consumership, it's
kind of like where you know me, I'm not a huge fan.
I don't follow pop culture or really like anything like really
like in the now. I usually wait till it hits the
bargain bin so. Totally killing my moment,
right? I know I am.
I was, I was, I was going for a moment.
You, you just stop what I mean, But go ahead.
But I mean, we are like sure, yes, as you said, we are the
consumer, but like as far as like or like if we have the
money and we choose where it goes like.
We do choose where it goes. The consumer has the consumer
has the power, the taxpayers have the power.
I think people need to not to forget to to an extent, yeah.
I mean, what, like when I, when you, when you're fucking like
taxes get pulled from your paycheck, You don't know where
they're going. No, but you vote people in that
spend those taxes that you trust to spend those tax dollars.
We do, but you don't know where those tax dollars are going.
Like I'm so sorry, kind of going off topic, off the rails for a
second, but if I could like elect where my tax dollars and
every like paycheck, I would love that.
I would love a little like cheat, cheat, like a little
election like I want my tax dollars to go to.
You're not holes, okay, you're not far off.
And actually I think kind of more on the opposite end of like
after everything's been done, remember back, I think the 2020,
maybe 2016 election. I don't know what Cardi B have
been a big in 2016 election, probably 2020 election.
And Bernie was like agreeing with her because he she was
like, I want a receipt of where all my money went as a taxpayer.
Like she she was kind of saying exactly what you're saying, but
just after it's been spent, she wants a receipt of where it
went. She's like, why is it when I go
to the grocery store, I have a receipt for this, this, this,
this. I see all my taxes spelled out
and in Chicago that could be like 4 different taxes on your
receipt. You might have a state tax,
local tax, municipality tax, pain in the ass tax like alcohol
tax. It could be you could get tax
for anything in Chicago. Thank God.
And that not the point. There's no state tax.
Not the point. Agreed.
Love it, but that's not the point.
But she was kind of right. And and I I I will agree I
wasn't huge fan of Cardi B back. I'm a little bit, I'm a little
bit more now. But yeah, completely echoing
exactly what you're saying. And I don't see why.
I actually don't see why taxpayers don't get that.
But I think it just comes down to you have to be careful who
you're voting for. I like I suppose, but.
You have to be careful but you hate.
But The thing is you only get 2 choices and you want potholes
filled a week. No one's cares about potholes
like. No politician does.
I'm so sorry. So I'm just using as example,
but yeah, no, I totally get what you're saying 100%.
But anyways, moving on here. So I actually have five things
there was of the article of the article I found it was like 15
things that Pam Bondi lied about or just didn't lie about because
she didn't take anything. So my first one is Pam Bondi
refused to answer how many of Epstein's Co conspirators her
Department of Justice has indicted.
I thought she said zero. Well.
She is, which is 0. Like they didn't even like.
She says the whole system would collapse, so the whole system
would collapse. If she were to indict any of
them. That Well, if we no, if she were
to prosecute everybody in the Epstein files, the whole system
would collapse. Those were her words.
The system meaning quote UN quote.
The machine like the elites machine.
That you're, I think this is definitely starting to tie into
what you're talking about as well.
But I mean, I think she's just talking about the economy, the
world, everything. I She says the system would
collapse, and I think we can all agree.
Burn baby, burn I. Mean at this point yeah, that
honestly I don't we could just. Burn.
I mean I just picture. Ended.
Go ahead and send those nukes over because we just need to
start fresh. This is all just in.
That was a total lie. Don't send the nukes.
Don't send them. That was a lie.
It was a joke. But I'm just saying like, yes, I
agree that we need to start from the ground up again.
Careful what you say. I know, right?
Like we do need to like you need to deconstruct and like
literally rebuild a new foundation here.
You're not. Yeah.
No, you're exactly right. It's almost we need to just, we
need a whole reset on this. And honestly, we've been living
in turmoil our whole lives as millennial kids.
And I'm sure, you know, people from the Silent Generation and
born before World War Two. Look at somebody born in the
1900s. I mean, they saw all the World
War. They war after war and economic
collapse, depression, everything.
I mean, I really kind of feel like 90s babies are kind of, I
don't want to necessarily say that equivalent because it was
much harder times back then, but.
Like a byproduct of it. Similar similar issues.
I mean, absolutely, we're not seeing like, I mean, we have the
war in Iraq that happened. So that was like our war
experience that we went 9/11, 911 terrorist attack 2008 the
economy. Crashed.
Yeah, huge crash. I I didn't, I mean, I was in
college. I had no idea what was going on
with the 2008 crash. It didn't really affect anyone
in my family, I actually. The farmers.
Well, I just I. Reference back to first episode.
I just didn't know what was going on.
I didn't it didn't I was an oblivious college kid.
I didn't know that 2008 literally the world, the country
was melting down. Wait, I didn't know what
happened. I didn't know about the bank
crisis. I didn't know about any of that.
It didn't it didn't affect me. It didn't affect my family.
I just I complete. I didn't know how bad it was
till probably 2015 two. 1016 you were bad.
Yeah, how nice to you to point that out.
No, I'm just saying because you said you're not that much older
than me, there's. The bus and there I am under it.
Yeah, no, because like I was feeling like I was feeling
great. Second thing Pam Bondi lied
about. Shut up so loud Oh my God.
Pam Body refused to answer whether she has knowledge if
President Trump was at parties with underage.
Girls refused to what? What?
Did she refuse to do? Was I speaking Greek?
No, I just want you to repeat it.
Refused. Where was I?
Refused to answer whether she has knowledge if President Trump
was at parties with underage girls.
I'm so sorry, how does she not have proof?
I so I'm I'm more acknowledged I am torn on what Trump is doing
in the Epstein files only because.
Why are you? Torn.
I'm torn because I really think, I really think if it was
something egregious, you know? As far as like eating children?
Children raping children, whatever the case may be.
I, I, I just, I think it would have came out a lot sooner.
There had there would have to be some sort of smoking gun that
would have came out before the election or anything.
I know Susie Wiles came out with this total setup interview with
Vanity Fair saying, Oh, no, he's not doing anything terrible.
But she also said he has the the narcissistic personality of an
alcoholic. And it's just horrible the kind
of things you say about your boss.
And he had just agreed. Oh yeah, whatever.
Yeah. I mean, I mean where?
Is the where was his outrage? If anybody that he did not
approve of saying that, he would have been absolutely outraged.
They'd be demolished verbally. Verbally demolished if I were to
all a setup. But if that was like kind of
like you're just like a friend, I don't know what the
relationship is. But like if you were to be, if
you were to say that to me, like in any way, shape or form, I
would say, yeah, you're right, just because of why we're
friend. And some of those habits are
true because I do have narcissistic tendencies when I
am under the influence. But besides the point, like it
really does depend on the rapport between the two.
Like the fact that Trump was just kind of like, no, yeah,
she's right. And then?
I think. I think.
Like. This is Trump.
This is Trump we're talking. That's what I'm saying like.
It's not a normal person. It seems unusual.
It seems unusual that he would just be like very well, yes.
And the fact that just a user boss is kind of another level of
it's. Odd.
So I think that that was all set up.
I think that and you can't trust anything out of this fascist
administration. You can't trust anything.
They think so, but I just, I think if, I think if it was, if
it was that bad, it would have came out a little bit before it
would have came out before the election.
Besides smoking gun I, I just, I don't think, I guess what I,
what I'm getting down to is I don't think we'll ever see Trump
behind bars. I don't think we will ever get
that satisfaction. It makes well maybe be impeached
at the after the midterms, maybe impeach.
He's trying to run for a third term, dude.
And he's got this whole board of peace to thing that I'm still
investigating so I can report on that, that I'm just now finding
out about that he can, he can be chairman that his whole life, he
does not have to step down. And they can really 'cause some
issues Europe Europe has declined and the only ones that
are actually joining this shit is Middle Eastern.
Horrible fascist countries. Yeah.
Did you know they're like trying to like, so not the rule of
countries. So like people in the Middle
East are trying to say that our First Amendment needs to be
censored or revoked or technically, like watched over.
What does our First Amendment? Our First Amendment, yeah.
Our freedom of speech shouldn't need to be like like monitored
so the system could work correctly.
So there is no First Amendment then?
That's what they're saying. It's all monitors basically.
They're trying to don't have the freedom.
They're trying to, they're trying to make basically appeal
the First Amendment. I that's, I just, that's crazy
and I, you know, every, it should outrage every Republican,
every conservative person. It's just outrage.
It you should outrage everybody because this is attack on your
rights. This is it.
I mean, I, I don't, I don't see how any Trump can I can defend
that. I mean, we can Trumplican.
That's what I've named it. Or trumpet, because they're the
most loud, annoying fucks out there and the trumpet's the most
loud, annoying instrument. Trumplican.
I'm going with Trumplicans. Trumplicans.
Sorry, Trumplicans. These Trumplicans, the
maginators. I don't know.
I'm the maggots. The maggots?
No, that's too lame. We can do that.
OK. We'll do the we'll do the
Trumpinators. So third thing Pam Bondi lied
about. Or didn't answer.
Or didn't answer. Yeah, but Pam Bondi refused to
answer whether it's important for prosecutors to protect
sexual assault victim identities.
You would think that that would just be common sense.
Right to protect sexual assault. And let's remind, like the
victims, the identities. Did I say identities?
Let me just try this again. Bondi refused to answer whether
it's important for prosecutors to protect sexual assault
victims identities, sexual assault identity.
Because if you remember, she redacted the perpetrators in
this last slow leak of files that came out and.
That took forever to come out. The victims, their identities
were in there. Pictures, faces, names, videos,
videos. Are you fucking kidding me?
This is ridiculous. Now granted, when they were, why
are? These people so disgusting.
It's people. I'm so sorry but I hate to push
into a bubble but humans are disgusting.
But this is a whole different level.
Humans are disgusting. This is a whole.
This is child sex. I'm aware rape.
I'm aware it's disgusting. I'm aware.
I'm definitely aware. But you know, like I said,
humans are disgusting. We are the like I like I said, I
don't know if it was here or if it was said it to another
friend, but like the world was fine until the.
Humans came along. It was you said it to you said
it on the last episode. I.
Think and I stand by it. I think you did like I don't
remember it was either with you on an episode or with another
friend. But the world was fine until
humans came along. And I will I still I still
strong like I. This is proof.
This is proof that humans really are disgusting and can This is
the lowest of the lowest of the low scum of the earth that is
running our systems right now. And I'm not just talking about
this administration, because the the according to Pam Bondi, the
whole system is on this you. Want to know what the files?
So it's kind of funny. They used to call them the scum
of the Earth because they think that they're the elites.
They think they're the elites and they are.
And they're not even cool. Like they're not even cool
villains. They're a bunch of fucking.
Look at Stephen Miller like, Oh my.
God, who was it? Bill Gates is in there too.
Nerd, nerd, nerd. Do we still know what he's
doing? No, I don't think he was dead.
I can't. Why did you think he was dead?
Because he's just been silent for so long, I haven't heard
anything on him lately so I just thought he was.
Dead and he's and he, he always was just such a nice guy
persona, but so was Bill Cosby and we all know what happened
there. So let's wait and see.
Let's wait for judgment Day. Was it JC?
Akon that was like also mentioned.
On the in the files, yeah, there's so many people mentioned
in these files. I know that Whoopi Goldberg was
in files. Joy Behar was in the files.
I'd say, well, kind of. I mean, I'm not Katy.
Perry, Lady Gaga, I think were even mentioned on flight man, I
remember they were hearing that a long time ago.
Flight manifests and they. Weren't confirmed on.
Anything. I mean, there's I, I, I, I know
how do. You feel about that?
Like what? Katy Perry being mentioned in
the Epstein files. I didn't really think too much
about it because like everyone else was, I mean, because I mean
when I, when we got down to like Gaga, Whoopi, Joe, I'm like
everybody is mentioned in those files.
But Gaga and Perry, I think we're on flight manifest.
I can't remember if they went to the island.
I don't knew it per SE, I just thought things were mentioned on
the flight list. So because I don't even know if
they checked in, I heard there's.
Something wrong the list? I heard that a long time ago.
So I'm not I'm not aware of the details on that one.
I'm only going off of like what's happening like right now.
I mean to be because this has been going on what, since 2019?
Something like that. But to be real real quick
sidebar with Katy Perry, when when bone appetit came out, that
was kind of a flag for me. You're.
Still stuck on that? Girl no, like it's not from like
no, I mean with Epstein fries being released and with the
whole cannibalism thing, it makes sense why Katy Perry would
come out with bone appetit. OK, so there is a lot of
Illuminati stuff that pops up in all of the artist stuff.
Gaga is. Oh, she's airy.
Gaga is. Very apparent about.
Very obvious, but she doesn't even hide it.
Now she's like, hey. Rihanna big one all there's
triangles. Triangles.
There's one eye symbolism. Oh, they're all everywhere.
They are all. We should have an Illuminati.
So that'd be. Fun.
It'd be fine, but also I'm kind of like reluctant to do that.
One can. We do jail before.
Could you imagine like jail before Illuminati will come out?
Yes, eventually. Because I really want to do the
jail episode. That Yeah, no.
So let's see here. Fourth thing, Pam Bondi refused
to answer why 500 of her attorneys somehow didn't redact
dozens of oh, I think that's the same one.
The last one was the victims. OK, we're only doing 4.
We're only doing 4:00 and 5:00. Put two of the same ones down.
OK, four things that Pam Bondi, we're changing the segment.
OK, OK, a fourth thing. Pam Bondi refused to answer
whether her department would consider recommending A pardon
for Glenn Maxwell. Because if you did not hear,
Glenn Maxwell is in what they call club Club Fed.
Because, you know, like Club Med, but she's in the best
prison of the best prison of the best prison.
When you say the best prison, does that mean the most
accommodations? The most?
Yeah, all of it. All of the facilities.
Facilities are nice. They have amenities.
Yeah, great food. So it's basically a vacation.
She's being treated like a queen.
It's basically a vacation. And nobody will will will answer
who signed off on that transfer so.
There's that. So no one signed off on a
transfer? Do we remember Trump saying I
wish her well? I don't.
Actually, well, it did. It did happen.
And so, yeah, this is happening. You believe it and I believe it.
So I and I, the only thing that I have to say on this is
Savannah Chrisley was on The View.
And you know, I like, love those women.
I watched them religiously. I have trying to, you know, be a
good podcaster, a good, not sole person, but just a commentator
like them. They're just very inspirational.
But Savannah Christie was on the View and I, I mean, I anything
she had to say, she had a bunch of crap to say about AOC, how
she's a presidential frontrunner and making up a bunch of crap
trying to put doubt in the Democratic Party.
And so they shot it down, though they were telling her and, you
know, no, not true. They were shutting it down on
air. So that was nice to see.
But the one thing I did kind of agree with her on was her
parents were sent to prison for fraud.
And I'm not a big fan. I don't even know their names.
Is it Todd Christie that sure Faggoty man?
Sure. I truly don't know I'm.
Disagreeing with you. I can't even watch their reality
shows. They're so awful, they're so
boring, they're not even cool. But they went to prison for
fraud. Just so you know, I'm not
surprised. And they went to prison for
fraud. I mean, so was my step
grandmother. Poor step grandma, should we go
visit her? No, she's dead now.
OK, she's dead now. Well, the Chrisley's are not
dead, so still in prison. They're not in prison anymore.
Oh, they got. They're not in prison, but
that's the point I'm trying to get at.
Was it a bond out or did? They no, Savannah went complete
MAGA. She was, she went straight MAGA.
She got somehow got all the way to Trump and he pardoned her
parents because fraud. We like that.
We love all of that. Someone trying to make a
reasonable living in a country, maybe they're undocumented that
we don't like that. But this kind of stuff, child
rape and fraud and stealing, we love all that.
Yeah. They're trying to pardon the
Tiger King two at one point. I do think I slightly remember
that, actually. Like anything to make a show.
I I just could not believe it. So Savannah got her parents, you
know, just pardon. Saying her name reminds me that
I need to take the trash out tonight.
Yeah. I guess.
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
I gotta get to make a point here.
I guess I will agree that she talked about how the conditions
that her parents were in, Sure. And it's nothing like the club
fed that Miss Galen is getting right now.
And she was an egregious, awful person that just deserves life
in prison. I mean I just nothing.
The scummiest scum, scum, scum prison and.
All these other bitches. And you know, these Chrisley's,
they didn't rape any kid, they didn't murder anybody.
They didn't do anything. They're just brought this white
collar crime and they were treated like they were treated
awful, apparently, according to Savannah.
So I do have to agree with Savannah Chrisley.
The only time I'll probably ever say this and I hope I never see
her on The View again. You probably won't.
I. Don't think is have you still
airing even. All the time.
It's the number one talk show, daytime talk show.
But that's because there's no daytime talk shows anymore.
Because I went off air. I love it and but yeah, I have
to agree with Savannah on this. I don't think her parents, Glenn
Maxwell does not. It should not be treated better
than her parents. I know that they're fraud.
I don't really like them. I think Todd Chrisley is a joke
but. Bottom line, I think if you're
in prison, you should all be treated like you should all be
treated the same if you're in prison.
Not Glenn Maxwell. And I think we know exactly why
she's being treated, who signed off on that, that transfer to
Club Fed and I think we know exactly what's going on.
And Bondy? Well, but who's controlling
Bondy? Who is she a puppet for?
Illuminati, sorry. Probably no.
You might not be wrong. Who knows what's going on there?
The system. The system is her puppeteer.
So that's yeah, that's my, that's my Epstein rant.
I literally just, I could not sit by and let any of this go
anymore. This is just, I don't, I don't
know how this doesn't outrage everyone, this and whole entire
country. How can you look past this?
I don't care if you're a Republican, you're still have
kids. It's not necessarily like
looking past it. Honestly.
They. Are these Republicans, these
mock people? These Trumplicans are looking
past this Epstein file that you have.
You 100% have a possible pedophile in the White House.
And not possible do. Well, I yeah, OK, yeah, he
Trump, we have pedophiles running this whole place.
We have. I mean it.
That's just what it comes down to.
And I just don't understand how that does not that just outrage
everybody. I don't know if you call
Republic. I'm sure it does.
I'm 99.8. Doesn't sure, because there's a
lot of people that are still out there.
They're still spying. Do you wanna know why?
Because Mr. Epstein has so much power, has so many networks, has
so many connections to so many powerful people that control
literally every aspect of every subject in life, like the
ambulances, the police, the even some bosses like he has such
close ties with, basically took him forever to take him down
because, yeah, because of that, it took forever.
I think that's why not too many people are, like, showing their
frustration or fury, like their frustrations or anger because
they're worried that their boss might be in cahoots with Epstein
and they're worried that they might lose their job.
Absolutely. And that's why I mean because I
think allegations and he was he was considered a sex the
defender early 2000s. I mean, yeah, he was.
He was on the. Section and they.
He was on the registry. Took 2019.
I think they finally took him down.
That that long. It took that long.
I think it was 2000. Was it 2016 or 2019?
I thought it was 16. It was earlier.
It could have been 2016. Let me double check this though.
Let me do the same store. But when did?
OK, so but then when did he kill himself?
He was in jail when he killed himself, didn't he?
Yeah, well, what? Did he really kill himself?
I mean. He was arrested.
He was arrested in 2019. Yeah, I was totally right.
July 6th, 2019 they took him in. But he the date of birth was I
mean not birth. Date of death, yeah.
And so he killed himself a little over a month later.
Wow. Yeah, this is it.
This has been going on for decades and decades and decades.
I'm not surprised. I mean he had to accumulate like
how else would he accumulate all those connections in like what,
6 months? No, it had have been years.
OK, and then getting into the next twisted, fucked up part
about all this is we need to talk about Nancy Guthrie.
We need to take a little bit because this ties this ties in
or could possibly. I mean, I'm so sorry, who
doesn't love a good conspiracy? Theory I'm so sorry, but she's
gone and she's going she's gone, she's gone.
It's over because she has so many like she was she was older.
She has so many other like she has so many illnesses and like
everything and like unless the killer was like OK, make sure
you grab your meds before we leave.
She was. He disconnected her pacemaker.
Like she's I'm so sorry, ma'am, your butt RAP.
What are the odds? What are the odds that these
kidnappers just have all this medicine laying around for this
poor woman? I mean, it's just not going to
happen. The poor woman's gone.
I think we can all accept that. But I don't want anyone to look
past the fact that Savannah Guthrie.
Suffering. Is well she interviewed these
Epstein victims? And now guess what?
Mom gone. What?
I mean, come on, We're just gonna let this pass like this is
not. This does not get a pass.
This is not a coincidence. This is screwed up.
I know, but I think The thing is I don't think people have made
that connection yet though, because we.
Neither obviously need to. They they they have leaked it
out into the news a little bit that they have brought back the
interviews of Savannah interviewing the Epstein
victims. I just don't think that this is
a coincidence. This is absolutely it could.
Who knows if Trump sent somebody to distract?
Everything is a distraction against these files.
I mean 99%. Better who better to who better
to take than you know, the family member of the high.
Person who's? The person that was interviewing
these victims that are trying to get all of this information out
to the American public. This is not a coincidence.
This is a conspiracy theory 100%.
But I think it could be. It could be almost on point.
This is just this just doesn't happen.
Celebrities, parents don't just go missing like this and then
without a trace, nothing. I remember the the Pima County
sheriff or some commentators talking, oh, we got all this
evidence when they found that video or something.
OK, it was. Look at all.
This a ring bell? It was a Ring doorbell.
Oh, we have all this evidence. Evidence I'm so.
Evidence my ass. Guy did such a sloppy job.
Beyond beyond that video, what else have you covered?
Like what else have? You found nothing exactly.
That's my point. But there this guy, they said he
did, oh, we have all this. We have this video, we have this
evidence now he did a sloppy job.
He did not do a sloppy job. This guy did a bang up job.
He did have nothing. You guys still have not caught
him. So I mean as my books I still
it's pretty successful. I, I, I'm to the point where I
want to start looking into the Pima County, the Sheriff's
Department. I mean, are these people that
incompetent that they can't find shit like this?
I mean, this is really bad. They've got either nothing.
It's been weeks. This whole country is watching
and you can't, they can't get anything.
They got nothing. I mean, isn't that why they
spread the search to like Mexico now?
It's into going into Mexico. That's the biggest that's the
newest update. Now they're just going they're
just going abroad. I.
Which, I mean, in all honesty, let's be real, she's probably
dead in a basement somewhere. And that's what.
I'm saying it's gone. She's gone.
I think we need to just accept that for Nancy Guthrie is not
coming back alive. Do you know what?
OK, so remember that one movie Missing Megan?
No, I don't know that one. OK, so but I'm gonna look it up
real. Quick, I'm talking about it.
It was so missing Megan. So basically it was like when
the dawn of the Internet happened and it was like the
Craigslist killer thing kind of dawn rough.
So basically the stalker was stalking this one teenage girl
who ended up kidnapping her and killing her and she was like not
found for like months and he ended up kidnapping her best
friend and putting and like, like do you want to see your
best friend Megan? And she's like, yes, I want to
see her. He opens a barrel and it's her
corpse inside and he puts the best friend in the same barrel
And they that's how the movie ends.
Oh my God. So that's what I'm thinking.
What happened to Miss Guthrie? She's just in a barrel in a
basement somewhere. And he's and the killer's going
to throw Savannah in there. Maybe you don't know she gone
missing yet. She's she's she's not alive.
I mean, I don't know what happened.
I don't know what happened to Nancy.
I don't think anyone does. I don't.
But I she's not coming home alive.
I really do feel that it's very it's the whole the whole thing
is so grim. I just don't know what.
I just don't know what I would. Do if I was in this situation,
this isn't This is a bad time for this joke, but grim Grim
Reaper. Yes, very bad time.
Bad time for this joke, but make it anyways.
Sorry, sorry, but sorry. That was it, That was it.
Yeah, just Grim Reaper. That was that that that anyway.
That was it, that was it. That was all just grim Grim
Reaper death. We've got, I mean, but.
Hey, if you think about it like comedy is tragedy plus time,
it's been a month. I think we could laugh a little
bit. I mean, it's unfortunate.
Don't get me wrong. It's still three.
Yeah, it's. Been 2 1/2 weeks.
It's been almost a month, yeah. We're getting there.
It's still some time has passed. So we do have a little bit of
time left. I've done my rant on and I guess
I guess we really need to talk about the celebrity deaths.
We can end it with we've had a some move.
We have to have a celebrity deaths only February 212.
Okay, starting. Through an O'Hara.
So First off, Catherine O'Hara, like Moira Rose.
My gosh, that show. Rest in power.
Rest in power, Catherine O'Hara. Who was a power?
Boston show might shits. Shits Creek is probably I was
talking really to me. If you had to write.
If you had to rank, rank. Which that's full.
Yeah, I'm only we, we don't have a lot of time so.
Top 2, Top 2. Just do your.
Favorite and your backup. Favorite OK shits Creek and
probably Beetlejuice. The original Beetlejuice.
The original Beetlejuice. I'm gonna go with best in show.
That was the third one. That's my that I got to go with
best in show. That was the that was the best
show I've ever. Seen I do need to show you
Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Ely's edits that they recreated
of best in show. Oh God I would love to see it.
So great anyways. OK, so now that we more James.
Van der Beek. So James van der Beek.
That's the next one. He was young.
The guy from Grey's Anatomy, I forgot to say him 50. 4 So
young. I'm gonna let you take this one
cuz it sounds like you watched more stuff with it.
I didn't watch anything. James Vanderman.
Yeah, I knew who he was. Yeah.
So my favorite. So yes, he's obviously
infamously known for Dawson three.
However, my favorite show that he was in was Fitch in Apt 23.
Is a good show and I know exactly when you're with Kate
with Katie Ritter Caitlin Ritter Caitlin no Kristen Ritter
Krysten Ritter yes, thank you she's she's funny she's.
Really funny. I need her to do more comedy.
That's good show. I I know exactly.
It's funny you mention that because that's an awesome show.
And it's only two seasons. They did my It wasn't on very
long and she was funny and. There's a whole reason why, and
I'll explain to you when we get off the air, but like, there's a
whole reason why it was only two seasons.
It's always one of my favorite shows ever.
It's always my favorite show ever.
So, and then the guy from Grey's Anatomy, Eric Dane, Mr.
Mcsteamy, 53, ALS, they're all dying in their 50s very young.
Even Catherine O'Hara at 71, that's young for my family.
That's like, it's like a toddler for you.
Maybe. My family, my family, that's
ancient. My family like taps out at like
60 something. Oh my God, my family still got
another 25 years after that. No, we're we're tapping out of
like 6566. My grandparents died like my
aunt knocked herself out at 55. Dude, she what she basically she
like she died at 55. They said she she knocked
herself out. Technically she didn't know
around about way. Oh no.
In a roundabout way she did. But yeah, she like.
She made the laugh. I.
Didn't. No, it's fine.
It's fine. It's kind of funny, but.
More of a tragic nervous. Tragic giggle.
Yeah, it's fine, but she died at 55.
My aunt, like my family, like taps out early.
I guess so. At least my mom's side.
So we've got them. Robert Duvall, 95.
See. No, that is not you.
No, he lived a good life. But according to the show Dairy
Girls, that would be the pissed cry.
That, I mean, I don't have much to say on this one.
I didn't grow up with him. Obviously he's a little bit
older of an actor, but they've had nothing but good things to
say about him, about how he wasn't a method actor.
Like he could just flip the personalities on screen.
Off screen he was himself again, like I have.
I respect that because I've done theatre my whole life.
It's. Hard to do though.
Sometimes I've played, I've played tougher characters.
Usually I do comedy. I love comedy a lot more.
It's fun if you've got the timing.
That's really all it takes with some comedy.
I've had to play some pretty sad, awful parts too.
See, that's why I don't do theater.
Like a woman beater, Like a woman beater on stage.
Yeah, I've had to play some dark beater.
I've had to play some dark dark roles or a way theater.
We had, we had a straight male. We had we had a court.
We did I. Did and I had to like really
deep my voice a little. Bit that was that was your
demand voice. Do the best I can.
OK, so, I mean, I've had to play some really hard parts and it
it's very hard to just flip that off.
Like, I remember actually feeling awful about the things
that I would say and do. And this was all coordinated
fighting and everything. You know, that, see, it hurt.
It hurts you a little bit, Jim. Carrey a prime example and this
is the like. This is what I found was weird,
like he suffered the most trauma and like the hardest time in
doing the Grinch. Yes, I have read that he had to
go through terrorism questioning, training or.
Yeah, he had to go through a shit ton and he was like
emotionally wrecked or like the Grinch.
What what else I'm looking for? Like it was a terrorism training
or it was a lot, but torture training He had to go through
torture training for the Grinch. For the Grinch.
I know I've actually made that. I know.
Or the Grinch. Yep.
Which is it's crazy have to do so.
But we do have, and then I'm a little really late on this one,
but this one really hurt me because she's my age.
Tatiana Schlossberg, the the Kennedy, the Caroline Kennedy's
daughter. She died of a blood cancer.
That one, really, that one really got me.
All dying of cancer too. The whole, the whole Kennedy
family has just been so cursed. I mean, those poor things have
just been one tragedy after another.
I just don't know. I just don't know how they did
that. Caroline Kennedy has to
everybody close to her, everybody assassinated horrible
plane accident. Now she loses her cancer to
blood cancer at 35 years old. She was my age.
That one really hit me. I mean, cancer is coming for all
of us. It's it's a very it's it's
scary. I have a question.
Do you think we have the cure for cancer?
And we're just like. No, I don't think we do.
I do think that I have to trust the science.
I, I, I trust the science. I do think that.
You don't think that we have a secret?
There's not just ways to ever just, there's not going to be 1
cure all. I do don't think we'll ever see
that. I think it's a pipe dream.
I think there's going to be, there has to be a different,
there could be a different cure for every, there could be a
different cure for every type of cancer.
Who knows? So The thing is with cancers,
OK, so biologically earlier in the prehistoric era of humans,
we died a lot younger, very young.
Like we were like our lifespan was only maybe like 30
something. Years old, it's true.
And then they argue, Oh, well, our ancestors didn't have cancer
because they didn't live long enough to get cancer.
Our bodies are finally like living long enough to the point
where we're our cells are dying and they're not leaving.
They're not being like deteriorated cancer is.
Coming for all of us. Essentially, like the longer you
live, the more at risk you are of cancer just because you are
living longer. Yeah, which is wild to me.
No, I've heard that argument before and I do think there are
other elements as far as like chemicals in our.
Oh, 1000%. In our environment, water, our
air, everything. I mean, to look at what we were
talking about last week with the Trump rolling back all the EPA
regulations again, something that shouldn't be political it
it is now. Everything is political in a
weird roundabout way anyway. 2 Tonks and a lie. 2 Tonks and a
lie. I think that is all we have for
you this week, I hope. I turn for.
Two lies. Yes it is.
It is. I hope you did your homework.
Did I? Did I really?
Yes, we are at the we are at the end of the of the show.
OK, play 2. Tonks 2.
Truths and a Lie 2. Truths and a lie.
So gonna be two lies and a truth.
Just kidding and. I have to figure out which one's
the truth. I get I Let's do that if you
want. OK, now whatever.
You prepared for me? We'll do 2.
Truths and a lie. OK, whatever you prepared for
me. So I am if we how do we want to
do? Did we want to stay on the
politic level? What we can do?
We can do politics. That's fine.
OK, cool. So I voted for Obama.
OK, I'm registered as an independent.
And in a weird, ungroundabout way, there are some things that
Trump has pitched that I'm not entirely against.
I can't see you. I can't see you voting for Trump
and I. Never said voted for.
It or Wait, what was the first one?
The first one was I voted for Obama.
Obama. But that's what I'm saying, I
can't see you voting for Trump, so I can see you voting for
Obama. I can I can see you.
I can see you register as an independent because you kind of
gave me a hard time about the two party system.
I can't believe we were talking about on air.
Were we on air for that or right off air?
I. Think we were a little bit.
See, that's the thing about like us, I don't mean to go on a side
rent real quick in the middle of our game, but listeners, Ian and
I didn't really know each other, that we didn't really know each
other before this. So we're learning about each
other literally on air in front of everybody.
It's kind of the fun part about this.
I mean, like we do, we do, we do and we don't like we do like we
know each other like who each other is, but we're not like,
but I've only been my best friend.
I've only been here six months. I know, like I said, we're not
like we just met pretty for the most part.
We're getting to know each other on air in front of everybody.
I was your welcoming committee to Nashville, man, I've had a
few different welcoming committees.
Yeah, me, the dodgeball team. Anyways, there's been so OK, so
voted for Obama. Obama, I believe.
Independent. I believe that.
There's some things that about Trump that I will actually don't
hate you. Kind of believe that too.
Hold on, let me analyze this again.
I voted for Obama, I'm an independent register, and there
are some things that Trump says that I'm not entirely against.
I think I, I, I'm going to have to go with the third one.
I I still think that. That's the lie.
Yeah, there's I, I think that that's going to, that's going to
be the lie. I just I can't see the other
two. So the lie was I voted for
Obama. I actually did not vote that
year. I'm shocked at you.
I did not vote that year. That's that's even worse than
voting for Trump. Oh, wait, I guess, wait, I guess
he wouldn't have ran against Trump, but either which way he
wouldn't have ran against. Trump that election, so that
year I did not. You should have but he but, but
he won anyways, so we did it without you.
That was all right. That was all right, you guys,
you guys didn't need the assistance time.
No. So.
But yeah, that was my true truth.
But don't do that again. Definitely vote.
Everybody registered to vote because.
Very involved sense. And, and there's a lot of hoops
that we might have to jump through this year to vote.
So very involved. Sense, but you need to we all
need to otherwise it because this is our ship.
If we if we don't want it to sink, we we need to keep it
afloat. We're already.
It's the Titanic fish we're. Already we're taking a lot of
water we're in right now. We need it's.
Already, like it's already broken.
There could be a life, there could be a lifeboat somewhere
for us all to jump in if we just keep going.
We got to keep voting. We got to stay on top.
We're already. All filled by the Elite Mail.
For a moment here, keep ruining my moments tonight.
You know what end of the they were dead. 2 Tonks and a lie. 2
Tonks and a lie, but I'm going. To see you next week.
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