SURPRISE FEATURE: Easter episode

Happy Easter. Woo yay, are we?

Going to introduce ourselves or because we're not going to

because we had two releasing today.

Why don't they know who we are right now?

I'm just kidding. Hello everyone.

You get so loud when you say that.

And welcome to two chunks and a lie.

I need to like mute you or something.

I'm Taylor Perry. Hi, I'm Ian Moon.

With all the enthusiasm in the world.

Hi, happy Easter. Welcome everyone to our Bonus

Easter Special. Yeah, we didn't.

OK, so confession when we decided.

We didn't plan ahead. When we decided that we were

going to start posting on Sundays, we did not account the

fact that there were some holidays that landed on Sunday.

So there we are. This is just like a little like

bonus feature, double bonus feature or something.

I don't know what you want to call it, but.

Well, and it's a little bit of practice for our next full

episode because you gave me a little feedback last time I did.

You had to do a little bit of editing.

I got, Oh yeah, I got my hand slapped for it, wasn't.

I got for the editing for interrupting it.

Wasn't anything. Bad.

It wasn't terrible, I do. Realize I I have a problem

interrupting. I have to, I like, I have to sit

back and kind of just like. And olden it sometimes, most of

the time. I'm working on it, I'm working

on it. We're we are working through all

the case. Our first season was like a

trial run. The second season is.

When we still. Have like go down, OK, So that's

when we're going to get good. Question, if this is still our

first season and we agreed to do like 12 episodes, yeah.

Does this one count or is this one just like a feature?

I don't. It's like a holiday.

I think we'll see. I think we'll see how we feel at

Episode 11. OK.

Then we'll be like, OK, is that we're going to count and we're

not. We'll see how we feel in episode

11. Yes.

What are your? It was Easter morning.

It wasn't anything out of the ordinary, but we lived on a

farm, so we had like a vast land of like where where we could

hide eggs. I mean it was more of a

scavenger hunt actually. Are there clues?

Yeah, sometimes, yeah. My grandma would would, would

create like a scavenger hunt. And then at the end of the

scavenger hunt, there would be like a big basket for everybody.

I only had three cousins. I only, I have my brother and

two cousins. So there was three other boys,

four of us. So my grandma would each put

like an A basket at the end of the scavenger hunt.

So it was just like a little bit.

There was Easter eggs, but there was clues and the scavenge.

The basket at the end of the scavenger hunt was.

So you did have clues to buy these eggs?

Yeah. Yeah, no, it was, it was a lot

of fun and it was, it included like 4 Wheelers and golf carts

trying to get around the farm. Like yeah, it was, it was.

Yeah, it was a treasure hunt. Actually, more than a scavenger

hunt, it was a treasure hunt. Lucky.

You It was really fun. We had 170 acres.

Yeah, lucky you. Yeah.

And and there's two hills in Northern Illinois.

We got both of them. I don't know how that happened.

Congratulations. So we had pretty, really pretty

woodsy, hilly, kind of hilly land too.

So good for you mine. I wasn't done.

I'm just saying mine was nothing of the sort.

But there was, then there's usually like a big smoked,

what's that big brisket? There's usually like a big

smoked brisket. And I guess that was kind of it.

Then everybody kind of goes home because.

There's nothing else to do. Yeah, and it's just that's like

all day. I mean because the the treasure

hunt alone was like all. Day I mean, you have all that

land to go find eggs in so. That was it.

You can. Go.

That was it. You had me pause my side, my

input for a whole 5 seconds to so you could finish that.

You were like eating steak at the end of the day.

Yeah, that was that was pretty much what happened.

I don't know. Give us an effect.

Give us. Yeah, no Sir, my Easter was

nothing of the sort. Reclaiming your time.

No, it's OK. It's all on you, Boo.

And keep going with your Easter Sundays.

That was it. That was it.

Unless you do you want do you do you do anything different like

other than like a nice dinner, sit down, everybody play happy

family and then Easter egg like Easter egg hunt like around the

house, like what's just is it pretty typical for you?

I mean, yeah, sure. I mean because like like I said

earlier. I'm sure that's pretty in most

people. Yeah, like when we were kids, we

woke up early to like pre find the eggs.

And so like when mom and dad actually finally woke up, we'd

be like, oh, here's another egg. And they'd be like, how did they

know where we hit them when really we already like woke up

like hours before trying to find.

Them. Oh, yes, I do kind of remember

you saying that. Yes, we talked about this, yeah.

So we did that and then some. Some of it because it is on a

Sunday and my family did grow up Mormon.

Some days we would go to church if it was later, like because

like church like kind of like alternates times throughout the

year. So if we had church in the

afternoon, we would go, But if we had church in the morning,

no, not a chance. Gotcha.

And we'd only go for like the first hour and then we would

take all the eggs that we had found and make like potato salad

and deviled eggs and anything else egg you could think of.

And then we just kind of did we have ham, I think we had a ham

on Easters. Is it, does it alternate like

going outside of Easter like any holiday?

Like does it kind of alternate like what meat you have or does

like ham kind of usually like the winter for you guys?

It I mean it buries like because Thanksgiving obviously always

Turkey see you. Even but but this last.

Time. We had both options for

something. No, no we didn't.

I wasn't here. I haven't been to a Thanksgiving

dinner in like 4 years so I don't know.

That's right. Yes, you have told me that.

So but this is the Easter episode.

But like every Christmas. Let's not talk about other

holidays, yeah, but we'll get into that when that time comes.

Yeah, but no Easter. We usually have ham.

And I'll talk about my Halloweens.

I've had some horrific Halloweens.

I just God does not want me to have a good Halloween.

So we're there. Easter, Easter.

Easter. Yes.

OK, I have a couple questions for you.

We're going to just kind of chat about them.

Word. Do you like peeps?

They are the bane of my I couldn't.

They are disgusting. I don't know why they.

I couldn't agree more. I don't know who the fuck's

eating them. Not me, I.

I did see something in, I don't know if it was a real or maybe

someone told me, I can't remember, but like when you drop

them in your coffee like they're actually good for the coffee.

No, like a Creamer. Well, just a sweetener maybe.

Only one way to find out I. Think, I don't know, maybe I

completely made that up, but it just seems like a good idea

only. One way to find out.

I don't remember but that. Was like and put them in your

coffee just to eat them. No cancelled.

Cancelled, been cancelled for decades but I love like the

really bad ones that are like decorated really really badly.

They look like a mentally like a mentally like there's parted

like bird. There's peeps and then there's,

I don't know, reaps. Like they just look like the

Reapers. Like they look horrible.

They look where peeps go to die. Is we're already dead.

The off brand peeps are the scariest good things ever.

So that's really funny. OK, so did we talk about OK, we

kind of talked about meat dish. I guess we kind of already

covered meat one. Like what's your favorite meat?

If you're like OK for for Easter, like only what would be

like ideal meat dish that you would like?

I would. I'm kind of sticking with Ham

for Easter. Lamb.

I got to have some lamb. Lamb is the lamb is the.

Easter is the time to have lamb. I will.

OK, So I did not know that that was, I mean, I kind of knew it

was an option, but like I never like far as like family and

traditions go, we've always kind of stuck with ham.

But I mean, if we're doing lamb, it needs to be done correctly

and shredded correctly. Absolutely.

And a good piece of quality meat.

Like lamb it. Will, but I mean.

What portion of the lamb? Can get, well, just a good

quality piece of meat, yeah. I'd hope that with every protein

I eat. Right, but don't just go to

Walmart or ALDI and buy a piece of lamb I expected to be good.

No, why are you getting lamb from Walmart?

Well, because they do have decent meat to just go pick up

there and get once in a while. But like I would obviously

rather have a little bit more quality, maybe from like a

butcher nearby. But like I don't know if there's

any really good butchers nearby around here.

But back in Wisconsin, not here or Chicago, we would go to the

butcher. But for to go, I'm not going to

bash Walmart meat. It's perfectly fine.

I don't. I'm going to bash it's lamb.

The the lamb, yes, but that's where I was going lamb.

Don't expect to go there for the lamb and specialty stuff like

that. I would not recommend corned

beef. Pass on that to go get a good

quality corned beef, corned beef, corned beef like for Saint

Patty. 'S day, No.

Yeah. Saint Patty's Day.

We just had meatloaf. No, I got to do corned beef.

But anyways, this is the Easter special.

But yeah, I lamb all the way but get a good piece of quality.

Meat if I go to be lamb for every holiday.

Yeah, no, I love lamb. I love lamb all the time.

But I found out that I don't like lamb chops like giant ones,

like where they look like steaks.

You got to have the little lollipop looking ones a little

like like 2 bites and those, those are the best, even though

they're like not filling. Like obviously it's a fancy kind

of meal so you would have courses up to that, but like.

Yeah, yeah. No limb that has to be shredded

in my book. I don't care about any other

way. Shredded.

Shredded. Just.

Shredded. I don't.

Know about that? Shredded.

I like the chops. Nah, next question on Easter.

If eggs were expensive again. Again.

What would you use instead? You mean expensive?

Egg. If eggs were expensive, if

things got expensive again, that was a terrible we've never heard

that one. Before that was a terrible.

Pie. I never heard that.

One terrible pie. They were expensive.

You know as as like a DIY Easter egg hunt saans the eggs.

Like I said, like so if eggs were expensive again, like.

What would you you're looking around the house.

What would you do? I'm just trying to help.

You if if eggs were expensive again, what alternative would I

use to. Replace the eggs.

Yeah, that was the question. Yeah.

OK. Thank you reclaiming my time.

Reclaiming your time by mistake. Very good.

I don't. Do you have any ideas at all?

Maybe, I don't know. What would you use if you just?

Oh, as an alternative. In a pinch.

You know those stupid Reese's egg shapes?

Like they come up with an egg shape for Reese's like all the

other candies? Like I would probably use those

as my eggs. Those are the best ones too.

I'd use those as my eggs. I guess I'll allow it, but I was

kind of talking like household objects if you had but.

Vacuum parts. So back in the, I guess really

you can't say back in the day because I was like.

How you just totally skipped that?

It was literally last year, would you say?

Vacuum parts. Vacuum parts as eggs.

I would use vacuum parts as eggs.

OK, I see how it is. So I guess it was last year

though. What was?

When wasn't it last year when the eggs got expensive?

I don't remember Easter and people were finding

alternatives. It was either last year, a year

ago. I can't remember off the top of

my head because just ever since the pandemic, everything's been

a whirlwind. People were using potatoes.

I know which is kind of a that would.

Be. Like little potatoes, like the

little bite size potatoes. I like the red ones.

Yeah, well, yeah, or maybe the little golden ones.

But then there's also. Like tiny tiny ones.

I wonder if they would like still dye them?

They would paint them, they would paint the they would paint

the potatoes, rocks. They would use rocks.

I'm assuming they're all painted or dyed or something.

Correct. I would, yeah.

I'm assuming all of this is just painted or marshmallows, which

that you can probably can't dye a marshmallow, it'll dissolve,

you know, either which way. That was the three things I

guess when I looked up that like people were.

They do have like edible markers.

They do have like edible markers that you could use to do

marshmallows. Oh, that's not a bad idea.

Roll it in, like maybe dip it in something and roll it in like

glitter. I don't know, glitter.

I guess there's ways that around that can probably dip it, but

you got to dip it in something that isn't going to dissolve the

marshmallow. Actually, Marshall, I love

marshmallow, so that's disgusting.

That's my favorite idea. I just don't like peeps that

keep. There's something about just or

if I have peeps, I just want one.

Like just one. If anything I'm not going to eat

any peep, and if it's anything marshmallow related the only

thing I will eat is the rice krispie treats.

I I would I guess I shouldn't come down on peeps too much

because if I needed something sweet I'll eat it real quick.

Or hot chocolate would be the only time I'd do marshmallows.

But that's what I was saying with coffee too.

Like it? That's.

What I'm saying, there's not only one way.

To peep, Peeps or marshmallows. Yeah, oh gosh, yeah, Hot

chocolate for sure. But that would be marshmallow.

Marshmallows and it's even better when you take like a big

giant marshmallow, cut it in half and it's just like the

whole top of your hot chocolate mug is just a big giant floating

island of marshmallow I. Just have to like cut cut it

like so many. Times.

So why would you not put peeps in your hot chocolate?

Because peeps are disgusting and I just said I would never do a

peep. But it would kind of look cuter

than a Marshall. Not after it melts.

It would kind of look like a little duck float.

It already looks messed up as it is and imagine once it melts.

It would look like a floating Suppository.

Like some corn got in there or something.

OK, OK, OK, OK, moving on. Chocolate bunnies, thumbs up or

thumbs down. OK, a little controversial

because. And there's a follow up question

to this too. If I can.

Remember it? Both up and down.

Thumb up if it's hollow inside, thumb down if it's.

Solid. I'm giving it a thumbs down

because usually chocolate bunnies, it's not it's it's like

cheap fudge. So actually sometimes, and not

even like necessarily like full chocolate, but it's never good

quality chocolate is my complaint.

Unless you buy one that's like Hershey's.

But like even like Hershey's and everything, the quality is just

not the way it used to be. Even even the good name brands

don't taste the same anymore. If it's hollow, it's a thumbs

up. If it's hollow, it's a thumbs

down. If it's Godiva, it's a thumbs

up. If it you even know the.

Brand of the chocolate company. If it's Godiva or of better

quality, maybe yes. Like Lindor, Yeah, but I mean.

The truffles. Yeah, if it's, I mean, if it's

that cheap fudge that they sell in like the dollar store, no.

Imagine if blendor truffles were to make a hollowed out Easter

Bunny I. Would chocolate, Yeah, that was.

That I would eat the. I would eat the fuck out of

that. What about like a caramel filled

Easter? Bunny no.

I just like. I want.

Some kind of like? I like Lindor 1.

Cheesecake filled Bunny. That's amazing.

We gotta move on. That sounds just like a

chocolate. We gotta move on.

Chocolate cheesecake. We gotta move on and end this so

I can go. We got, we still got 15 more

minutes. So I'm hungry.

We still got. 15 more minutes. It's a short episode this week,

you guys. Why is this a short?

Episode no for sure, but no Easter's.

Easter's are good. It's a fun holiday.

Camping. I would say it's it's April, so

the weather is kind of like up in the air a little bit for

either. Raining, yeah.

You don't know what Easter weather is going to be.

A lot of the other holidays you can kind of expect the weather.

Halloween might be another weather maybe, or a holiday

where you don't know the weather, what the weather is

going to do. Yeah, I know.

Halloween might be, but back in Chicago it's usually pretty

cold. Which is Chicago.

So, and even for Easter or Halloween, it's usually. 99%

cold. But you could have a really warm

fall or spring, so it does happen where it could be 70 and

80 all through April. Tornado season though for sure

because it's just a constant shift up and down usually.

It's generally pretty cold though.

Though we just had a tornado siren grow up yesterday in

Tennessee. I didn't.

We didn't. We both hear the sirens going

off and. I was like so.

And I was like, it's sunny and warm.

Why isn't the tornado sirens going off?

It was. And it's Saturday.

It was just yesterday, yeah. So did they test them on

Saturdays? No, I don't know.

We just heard the siren. I don't know if it was a test or

not, but I was. We heard the tornado siren.

I wasn't. Sure, and it's Easter, I think

it's relevant, but. Well, what day?

What? So they don't test did they

don't test the tornado sirens? I'm sure they do, I just don't

know what day that would be or when they do it.

I'm just, yeah, I I'm still just not convinced.

Not that tornadoes don't happen, but like, a touchdown just can't

happen for that long here. There's just no there's not a

lot of room to grow for tornadoes in this in this town,

it seems. Like I said, it's not.

Completely flat. I come from flat.

I come from flat, Flat of the flat, flat.

So just looking around seeing this, I could see where even

tornado can happen anywhere. I could touchdown anywhere.

But this is just isn't white exactly what tornadoes want.

But I am in Vegas. But I am glad that they have

sirens at least. They have them in Vegas, but

they're miniature. They're called dust devils.

I could see, but I could but but Vegas would even make way more

sense too. It's pretty flat.

It's in a bowl. It's flat.

It's it's in a bowl. There's drowned by mountain.

There's no, there's zero vegetation to stop tornadoes or

anything. So like I could say, Oh yeah, I

could totally believe that, but you've got such great heat out

there. Yeah, I know that.

Chase is not. Enough you need that cold air

to. Exactly.

There's on 'cause that of an environmental change.

So no Vegas, I completely understand.

That so it's got little like dust double S.

Here it's, I would say more of the geography.

It's just not quite a deal. I mean, the last time a tornado

touched down here in Nashville was like, I think in 2020-2021.

And it hit over in Mount Juliet. You.

Didn't tell me that. Yeah, it took out that.

School. Would you say it touched down?

Probably one of the flattest parts of the area though.

Definitely it. Kind of chose that nice flat

spot over there. Yeah, yeah, Nashville's.

Nashville's a little on the Hillier side for sure.

And it's all forest. Because like I like the because

I was like there was 2 schools back-to-back, right, writing us

to each other. So it was like you have an

elementary school and then a middle school.

So one of them has plenty of land for kids to run around in,

right? And then the other one has like

is a pretty big building for kids to actually like go to

school in. So they were pretty huge lots.

And when did this happen? 2020 or 2021?

OK, so this was pretty recent. Was there fatalities?

Not that I when, when did it happen?

Was it during school hours? No.

Oh, so this is like overnight? This was like, yeah.

OK, so no one was in the school or nearby.

OK, So like everyone was safe in the Yeah, well, hopefully safe

in their homes. OK.

OK, so. Where I come from, we got lucky

because it is the flattest of the flat.

However, we have a River Valley right next to us and so that's

why I said we're kind of, we're a little on the Hillier side

because we have a big River Valley.

So it starts in the fields on the north.

And then the river. Breaks on the West side for the

most part. It kind of, yeah.

It kind of skips over the river. And we are still just just a

mile away from that river, maybe a mile and a half, just close

enough where it has always skipped over my family, my

family's hometown and, and the, the family property and

everything there. And then it hits like 2 towns

over probably 5-10 miles. It that makes sense.

It loves because then that's when you're talking the

cornfields of Northern Illinois, The, the flat, flat, boring.

You can see for miles and miles and miles of nothing.

Kind of Northern Illinois. That's right.

They love and they love to follow highways for some weird

reason, because there's it adds to the flatness.

They love to follow highways. They love it so.

I love watching these videos of a tornado, like hitting like a

gas station and exploding and then you always see is like the

flames going to the tornado. Those are so cool to me.

Well, there was. I forget the name of the town

now. They get so big they swallow

entire towns out there. Yes, I do.

I I got Fairdale, Illinois. It was that that was one.

I think it was too 2011, the Fairdale, Illinois.

A Fairdale was not very big. I mean, we're talking a few 100

people. It was AF4F5.

So I mean, it wiped out everything.

Yeah. It could easily swallow up the

entire town. And you can see where the

tornado went when I when I go back home.

It followed the highway for the most part.

But all everything's new. There's no trees and

everything's new. So you can, yeah, you can still

see the path up, but they get it's giant out there like.

Do they have a thick accent over in that area?

What do they have a thick accent over in that area?

I don't know, do I? It's the same accent.

It would be the same accent I have.

So slightly but not more like more Illinois, Wisconsin accent,

but well like. So when you when you first met

me, I told you I'm from Chicagoland area or Chicago.

I technically just say Chicago, even though it's Chicago, it's

Rockford. But and then I lived in

Wisconsin and you're like, well, it's just weird because I don't

hear like either one of those accents and you and I'm like,

OK, well, I'm like. Sometimes I'm.

From Rockford, which is like 2 hours outside of Chicago, but I

lived the last four years of Wisconsin and it's all right at

the border right there anyways. But Chicago and Wisconsin, a

true Chicago accent that it's almost kind of similar.

Yeah, yeah. Haggle, but see and and see.

I think that when I go out to Denver or even more W, maybe not

California accent, but there is a little bit of like a Western

twang, whereas like I might have like a Midwestern twang.

Like Western in what sense? Like what would that sound like?

So. People in Colorado don't say

Colorado. They say Colorado.

Yeah, all the time. I notice it out there a little

bit of like just specific little words.

Colorado, you. Say Nevada or Nevada.

Nevada, OK, No, no, I don't think I've ever said Nevada.

I don't. That just doesn't feel right.

Nevada because of Midwestern sound is kind of mad.

Nevada, that's going to, that's going to be a Midwestern kind of

accent. We get mad when people say it

like. That we get mad when people

pronounce the S in Illinois. Illinois.

Don't ever say the F. Oh God, it's like nails on a

chalkboard when you do that. It's comes from like French ish

stuff. French.

Yeah. Chicago was named after the

French, too. Yeah, you told me.

Yeah, the stinky onion. Yeah, I told you about the whole

story. Yeah, the stinky onion Weed.

Sidebar question, sorry, what did you used to have an eyebrow

piercing? I did OK.

That's what I know. It's forever a little tiny spot

scar there. But yes, I did I still back to

Easter. I still wonder if I liked that

or not. I'm not sure if I regret that

one. Maybe.

Maybe a little bit like. It's not in your face, so.

I don't have any tattoo regret but maybe a little piercing

regret like what was I thinking back then?

I don't have any piercing. I tried the Janet Jackson Son

once. It did not work.

I almost had three nipples. It was no, Yeah, I do not

recommend going for the Janet Jackson Son.

Back to Easter. Got a little off topic.

Back to Easter. Give me a what I think that one

deserved, I deserved. That back to Easter, I what I

had a question. What's your?

What's your? Question in a cinematic film

about Easter that it's between it's a battle between the chicks

and bunnies, and the chicks are trying to take over the bunnies

because it's their eggs that they're like taking and hiding.

So the chicks are like, no, we have to rebel and we have to

like overthrow the bunnies. Are you team chick or Bunny?

Little blindsided, I mean. Because you do not like the

peeps are made after like the little birds, like little

chicks, right? So it's like between bunnies or

chicks. I'm gonna have to go.

I'm gonna have to go with the chicks.

You think the chicks should be like the mascot of eastern side

of the Bunny? Yeah, I think the chicks would

be less scary. Not in this movie.

Well, I mean, I feel like if we could just switch to an Easter

chick, I don't think I think kids would be less scared

because the Easter Bunny seems to terrify all kids and, and I

and I've. Seen some?

Easter Bunny costumes out there. That.

Are twat even I? Don't they are twat?

Like kid, I don't blame you one bit.

And. I told you they're Australian,

right? The Easter Bunny, Yeah.

I'd still need to know about that.

Do you want to before we get into, before we we're coming in

here. Do you want to share that fact

real quick? Yeah, sure.

So and your. Sources.

Yeah, so my one source of this is a movie called The Guardians

of the Galaxy, not Guardians of the Galaxy.

What am I saying? Oh, it's a movie.

Yeah, it's a movie. It's guardians of something.

It's with Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Jack Frost

and all them. Guardian.

Wait, maybe I can look it up real quick.

Yeah, guardians of something. Guardians of Holidays or

something? Rise of the Guardian.

Yeah, that one. And the Easter Bunny is a full

Australian like kangaroo. That's what that's what you're

basing this off of. Yeah, that's where we're going

with. People told me I look like Jack

Frost. I.

Thought there was like a deep origin story here.

For me, it's a fucking Pixar movie.

Yeah, it was actually very good. It's about Easter too.

Actually they they go over Easter in this I.

Thought there was something way deeper here, like a deeper

origin history story. OK, all right, two truths and a

lie we're having. Your turn.

Again. So I guess I do have to do 2

weeks in a row for the listeners because I I messed up and forgot

to do it one show and I don't like to do it while we're doing

the show and try to. I can't do it off the top of my

head. Ian's really good at that for

some reason. I'm not.

I have to have a script. I'm a theatre boy.

I need a little bit of a scrub. I mean, sorry.

So speech and debate was my thing.

You did it two weeks in a row. Now I have to do my two weeks in

a row. So all right, here we go.

Go for it. We would sometimes find 100 bill

$100 bills in our Easter eggs. If that is the truth, I want to

strangle you. My brother was scared of the

Easter Bunny, but I was not. I think that's a lie.

I was baptized on Easter. And you're Baptist?

Yes, General Baptist, not Southern Baptist.

I would like to make the distinction.

And two of them are truths. Yes, I did.

Check. I fact checked my brain myself,

everything on this. I swear to God, I swear to God,

I swear to God, I swear to God. If you sometimes found $100.

Bill in your Easter eggs. Privilege is silver spooned as

fuck if that is a. Truth.

Don't underestimate. That is the truth.

I'm going to flip this desk, but your God, I really, I will.

Defend. I will defend.

Farmers. They are.

Some they actually are. They are.

Some of the. Richest, wealthiest people.

You would never know by looking at them.

They're pretty wealthy, actually.

Don't judge by their clothes or how they look.

Judge by their truck. When that truck is $100,000

truck, come on. I mean judge by the truck.

Don't ever judge by how they look, OK?

Back to your tutor son. Sorry, yes, go, go, go.

I swear to God. So I think your lie is that you

sometimes that your brother was scared of the Easter Bunny, but

not you. I think that's the lie.

That was not the lie. I wasn't, thank God.

My brother was terrified of it. I was not.

We the truth. OK.

I was baptized on Easter. We we did not find $100 bills in

our thank God. 10 or 20. Never 100 though.

So definitely, definitely A10 or a 20.

Oh yeah, absolutely. Do you know what we got in our

eggs? What?

Yolk, OH. OK.

Never once did we find a kid. But how many, How many of them

were, how many of there were you doing the Easter egg hunt?

40? No, we only had four.

Two. Yeah, we had like 5/10/20.

Oh yeah, there was definitely a little bit.

Of yeah, we only had. It wasn't all, but it wasn't

every egg. It wasn't every single egg.

It was only like there was 4 egg for like maybe 10 or $20 bills.

And if you got those, I was like.

Lucky you, but if the if if you happen to find 2, I'm sorry.

So. But we each had the opportunity

to find some cash out there. Oh yeah.

My grandma's always got cute little ideas like that.

I went for the Easter. I'm sorry for the Christmas

special. I'll tell you all about the way

we make money through games on Christmas.

One of a lot of them includes a mousetrap.

It's true. It's very true.

Like a legit mousetrap. Like we like.

You could lose fingers or limbs at Christmas time.

Oh, that actually sounds. Fun.

Yeah, that sounds our card like we play a card game and like,

tables get flipped. So I can't wait for the

Christmas special now. Yeah, No, I'm so I can talk

about all that. It's going to make the Easter

special look really boring. I'm still kind of, I'm still

pissed about the whole like dollar thing.

Yeah, no, definitely a little bit of money once in.

A while, yeah, No, only yolk. Yolk or those like Birdie Box

like Jelly beans. I do apologize.

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Thank you on the head. That's what none was the goal.

No, but yeah, no, it really as annoying as it is, it does.

You know, you do kind of like need them to make yourself

successful. Happy Easter everyone, your

favorite non practicing Mormon and Baptist boy coming to you

from the buckle of the Bible belt.

I thought it was the. I thought it was the buckle of

the Bible Belt. The.

Buckle of the Bible, What the fuck did I just?

Say I don't remember, have a good day.

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