The Week the World Flipped Over!

Hey, there we go. Hello everyone.

Christ. And welcome to Two Tongs and a

lie. I'm Taylor Perry.

Hi, I'm Ian. With all the enthusiasm in the

world. Every time, every time, every

time, all the time. Lots going on this week.

Lots going on. That is what you had said.

Wow wow wow wow. The dry spell is over of crazy

current offense and political shit.

Here to explain. Well, you already said you don't

know what happened with Christine's husband.

No, I don't. So a what did?

Happen with her husband. Oh it's it's grab your grab your

bag of popcorn. Yeah, is a good one cuz you know

how you know she's the head department of.

No, she's on. Or she was.

The Department of Homeland Security she was fired.

Okay, was okay, formerly known as sure is she obviously a lot

of problems with the illegal immigrants and whatever, so

obviously a lot of controversy against her.

Well, now we have an undocumented sex worker.

So we have an undocumented sex worker that had dirt on her

husband while being a crossdresser.

I'm sorry, Christina Gnomes, was that cross dresser?

I was hoping for a sound effect. I mean she was like, but I'm

just confirming she was a cross. He was a cross dresser.

He is a cross dresser is is Yeah, like the Daily Mail has

yes so he. Is a cross dresser.

He has, yes, and he has sent $25,000 to the TO on fetish

sites to these sex workers and these people that have the same

fetish as hell and but the kicker is he's obsessed with

obnoxiously cartoonish looking big boobs.

So like Amanda Lepore. So who is that?

Part of the 90s club scene. That I feel like I know that.

Name she's had the most like plastic surgery.

And what is it? Amanda Lepore, like, she's like

the most expensive like model. Yeah, the even bigger, the he.

Yeah, even bigger, even bigger because he was taking he, I

guess he likes to take tight shirts and just shove big

balloons under there. And so that was the picture of

him. And he was just like, like

trying to look all sexy and with these big giant melon.

Like big hands. Kind of thing.

Oh my God, it was hilarious to watch.

So she came out, I don't think I don't know if she did anything

live but in the reports and was like, we need a moment of

silence and prayer for our family.

Like they acted like someone died.

I'm like. You.

You're such a cunt you even deserve a moment of silence for

your career because that's the only.

But but she's so she's so fucked up that she doesn't even deserve

a moment of silence for her career.

She doesn't. She didn't even get recognized.

Her career doesn't even doesn't even deserve a moment.

Silence. No moment.

Silence. For you, Christy, no.

No, it just absolutely odd, Yeah.

Gunshots. Bazooka Barbie.

Who? That's that's my name.

That's my nickname for her. For her, yeah.

I mean, that's kind of giving her too much credit, I feel.

Horrible. That's giving her, too.

Much so that was that was a fun one.

We can talk about what a piece of shit Tiger Woods is.

He's such an alcoholic. Britney's God, that's.

Not alcoholic, don't compare into Brit.

They were both arrested for a DUI.

Lord's name, out of here, out of your mouth, The God Knees name.

They were both charged with a DUI by.

And Tiger. But I Is this Britney's first?

I don't know. I think this is Tiger's third.

Either way, they both got pulled over.

They both got arrested for a DUI.

But Britney's not a piece of shit.

It's just as simple as that for me, right?

There's many. There's many people who think

Tiger Woods isn't. I'm not one of them, but.

I think it's a piece of shit. I think most what he did to his

wife was pretty awful. Most athletes are pieces of

shit. He's on.

This is like the he flips a vehicle like every other year it

seems like. Well, because he can.

He's like, he's, that's a sportster.

Like he's like, allowed to. I have so many things wrong with

that. I'm like, do you not know how?

Many football players go to field ball like the first ball.

I'm going to say something controversial.

I really don't find golf a sport.

I mean, it's it's a sport, but it's not.

It's not. He's not.

I mean, he's an athlete, but he's not.

It's not physically demanding like a lot of the other.

Sports. No.

It is the only sport where the athletes are just old fat.

A lot of them are old, fat turds.

You don't see them basketball, you don't see them football.

I'm going a little hard on golf. I actually do like, I really

don't like Tiger Woods. I think he's a piece of shit.

I really do. I always have.

I remember back in high school with the whole scandal with his

wife and all sorts of ugly, ugly women.

Do you Have you ever seen his wife?

Yeah. Miss Nordegren?

Yep, she's I I don't even know where to begin.

And how beautiful she. Is gorgeous, and that's because

why he's an athlete. I athletes again lose the

stretch. It's a stretch for golf.

It's it's a stretch for golf because these guys are pretty

unhealthy looking. He's not Tiger.

He's pretty fit. I bought him for Tiger.

You were just like I bought him for, you were just ripping him

to fries 2 seconds ago and you're now like flipping the

coin and like Oh yeah I bought for him.

What? I still think he's a piece of

shit. I don't get here.

No, I mean, I don't even really necessarily think he's not that.

I don't even necessarily think he's that attractive either, but

I mean, it's not what I mean. He's not ugly.

I. Don't.

Know did I ever did I oh the I don't know if this was his third

DUI, but definitely his third car crash 3rd or 4th.

Maybe I mean. I'm saying maybe there might

have even been 1/4. If we're talking car crashes, I

mean what? Details about, I don't know

where are we going with that. It was quite Segway.

About car car. And then the bridges ended and I

just drove off into the river. And that's the car crash.

That was the car crash. Well, I still think Tiger Woods

piece of shit, and I still would probably model for him.

That's just where we're at right now.

And he had it and. And oh, by the way.

So can't decide on if he's like and like our you can't decide on

our own morals, then that's where we are, no?

That's that's definitely. Our own values.

Where I'm at, we're probably always stay.

Questioning my morals, my values.

So we've got Christy Noem, we've got Tiger Woods.

I've got so, so many other things I had.

Like, it was just one of those weeks.

I can't keep up with everything. Honestly.

It was like Christmas for current events and politics

stuff. Well, Easter, it's Easter.

Maybe that's what it is. I was there a full moon.

Yes, there was actually. That's what it's.

So I do remember somebody saying at work earlier this week,

they're like, I think there's a full moon because.

All the crazies are. Crawlies are coming out, yes.

All the crazies are. Out yes Oh my gosh that totally

is because so the first obviously major major topic the

overturning of the of the the Colorado's ban on conversion

therapy obviously huge huge blow to the gate community how do you

feel about that and you read it one more time what?

Read it one more time. Well, all I said was they

overturned Colorado's ban on conversion therapy.

That's it. That's all.

They overturned the ban on conversion therapy as far as

I've gotten. So that means they're

reinstating it then? No, Colorado banned gay

conversion therapy. Or trans.

Read that differently. What did I say it wrong?

That sounded like it for a moment, Did I?

It sounded like it for a moment. Well, are we on the same page

now? And I mean, so Colorado, there

no more straight camps. No, they, the, the they banned

that. They banned conversion therapy.

And now the Supreme Court came in and said no, that that it

they're protecting the free speech of that therapist, if

that, that they're now saying that therapist has the right to

convert you. Yeah.

OK. So then yeah, that's what I was

saying. Yeah, that's what I was asking.

OK. I'm glad we finally got there.

We're on the same page now I'm. Sorry, so they basically

reinstated convergent therapy camp?

Is that what you were trying to say?

Yes, I'm so sorry. Yes, that is sorry.

It's a, it's a pretty touchy subject.

My head is still kind of spinning from it.

I have. I have.

I have. Have you forben?

What convergent therapy? No.

Have you? I mean, scout camp is kind of a

form of it I think. The Boy Scouts.

Yeah, Boy Scouts of America, I thought.

It'd make you gayer. It did?

I thought it does the exact opposite of what you're.

Supposed, I mean, if you think about it, a conversion therapy

camp or whatever it is, you have a million people have the same

sex, just denying the fact that they like you.

No, I so it's very gay. I completely get how it works.

Very gay environment. I just, I guess I just never

thought of it as conversion therapy.

I thought of as as just gay. I mean, just just gay.

I mean scout camp every year we would after the week for a week.

Besides the gay thing, I really kind of think that it would have

been fun to just do in general. Well, Scouts, yeah.

I mean, I learned a lot of I. Probably would have made a lot

of like lifelong friends back then when I was younger that I

don't have now. Do you?

Want to know how many friends I've made that are still friends

to this day from scouts? 0.

None. None.

None. Did you get along with anybody?

Yeah, I got along with plenty, but no one followed through.

Why? Because they're Mormon.

I. Do apologize for that.

Yeah. All this on behalf of your

community. Although I will say, although I

did not earn my rank all the way up to an Eagle Scout, I didn't

earn my way all the way up to a life, which is the one right

under it and I was like 3 badges away.

Where's the applause? I don't know the words.

I don't know either. I gave us the flaws.

So, but like, I was 3 badges away from my Eagle and then my

Eagle project and then I went on it, but I kind of gave up

because I'm not trying to like the Eagle project has to like

contribute to the community. And I'm sorry, I'm selfish.

If it's not contributing to me, I'm not gonna do it.

I mean, you kind of got to be a little selfish in this world,

otherwise the world just eat you alive.

I had this one friend, Nick. We would always have this

mindset of like, you should always be a little bit selfish.

No matter a little selfish, no matter how many people around

you are on your deathbed, you're still the only one dying.

I yeah, no. Someone selfish.

Someone name Art that I knew a long time ago said the same,

said something similar. Like you just got to be a little

selfish otherwise the world just eat your life.

And it kind of like it that that kind of like makes me a little

sad though, because I know we're like getting into like the whole

LGBT and religion thing and stuff.

Oh, is that this? Episode Well, no, but like, I

mean, that's kind of what the the fight over conversion

therapy really kind of is. Yeah, but it does.

So I do have, I do find this interesting though, because this

wasn't 8 to 1 majority. This was an 8 to 1 vote Supreme

Court. Tanji Brown Jackson was the only

one that said this is opening it.

This is starting a very, excuse me, a very dangerous precedent.

Only one Sotomayor and Kagan both voted with the conservative

justices on this one. And I just that that really said

a lot to me it when those two said, no, we have to protect

free speech. I, I, I just feel like this is,

this is obviously a huge boat to the gay community, trans

community, the LGBT, the whole, the entire spectrum of that.

But it just that really told me that there's something deeper

here. And we always knew that there it

goes. Not really necessary.

Yes, it was, it was gay. I don't think that was

necessary. It was gay.

I mean, we're talking about gay and we're so worried about it.

You only tongue pop when it's punctuating a sentence.

I suppose. So I thought it was appropriate.

But it's just, I do have to admit, this was definitely a lot

more than just what's on the surface. 1000% it usually

always. Is the free speech is very is a

very delicate thing. It kind of is.

And it is something that is constantly under attack it seems

like nowadays. In law school you have like 5

different courses dedicated to to the First Amendment alone.

Yeah. No, it's tough.

It's the first one that's obviously the most and there's.

Multiple books written on it. Of course, it's definitely

important. I totally understand, which just

makes me think that, you know, with those two, with those, with

those two siding with the majority, it's just kind of

maybe they right, you know, those two are very important

liberal justices. So for them to say I haven't had

am I not making any sense? Not really, you lost me a while

ago. Yeah, OK, we can find this.

Yeah, so gay rights is in danger or whatever.

Liberal judges voted again with it, no against it, or with the.

What? I don't know, this is what I

gathered from what you were just ranting on about.

It was it was an 8 to 1 vote. Yeah, on gay, on the gay First

Amendment right. Let's just move on.

I feel like this was such an important topic and I feel like

it's going nowhere. I'm sorry.

I am trying to deliver the fact work with me here.

I'm I'm trying. It's not my fault.

It's boring. How is this boring?

I mean the Christie Gnomes was pretty funny, but it.

Was pretty funny. I love that one.

Right, next topic. Well, we, I definitely talked

about the save Act before, but do we really know?

Who's it saving? Well, it's a, we're just,

everyone's diving it into into it a lot more and it's a lot

more than just a voter. We're focusing on the running.

It's a lot more than just a voter ID and all this.

Crap, you're just now realizing we're focusing on the wrong

thing just now. Well, if you knew the whole

time, why didn't you say anything?

I mean, that's just common knowledge of being American.

We both run the wrong thing all the time.

Well, do you? See who's in office right now.

Yes, I will agree with you on that.

I will agree with you on that, that laws are typically written

to trick you for the most. Part with the language.

Like right to work? Like a right to work state is

actually the right to not work. Kind of, if I, if I understood

it correctly, a little on the deceiving side, yeah, a right to

work versus an at will the right.

Because if I remember right, the right to work is actually like

almost as kind of like a right to not work.

I don't know, I'm looking it up right now just to make sure.

At will, I'm pretty sure that's right.

At will versus right to work states.

Right to work state. I don't know.

I'm from Illinois and it's like super union state.

I believe it's an AT will state. So as early of 202626 states

have the right to work laws, most in the Southwest, Midwest

and plains, which prohibits mandatory unions, due dues or

memberships as a condition of employment.

Wow. OK.

So no unions basically? Yeah.

It's and how does the US Post Office work?

Because that's throughout the nation and.

Like 26 states, like that's just federal.

Because they're the union, Yeah, they have a whole union behind

them. I think they are just like their

own thing. I really honestly, I'm not quite

sure. Well, it's all federal.

That's a federal entity. I worked for the post office

Once Upon a time, so it's not really.

See, you worked for the federal government.

I guess I won't I. Guess they're just hiring

everybody. I mean, look at Pam Bondi's

like. Not anymore.

Oh, my God. That was the other thing.

Pam Bondi's gone. That was that was the most

recent 1 today. Actually, it was so recent

before we went on air. I haven't even had a chance to

write that one down yet. When I said it was like crit.

Yeah, exactly. Here we go.

Awesome. Yeah, that was awesome.

Actually I really enjoyed. Time.

She was pretty bad, but can you help?

Can you just help help me understand though?

Like I, well, actually, I can't help but think that this was all

just locked and loaded from a long time ago.

Like I, I really think Trump has tried so hard to hide these

Epstein files that he has had. He has probably been planning

for a year of all his distractions that he's going to

have this whole year, maybe even the next two years after this.

Yeah. Like, I really feel like this is

all. Do you?

Don't you ever think that, like, maybe he just put all these

crazy clowns in there. That's all a distraction.

I think it's all a distraction. Stuff.

He is the distraction. That anything, anything that he

can use as a distraction, that's what it is right now and I is

the distraction. I think he put a bunch of

fucking clowns in there anywhere just so that they could

distract. That's all.

He wanted them. He didn't want them to run the

government. He didn't want them to take care

of anything. No, I wanted them.

He wanted. Baboons in those positions so he

could look better than all of them.

I still think it was a distraction.

I think everything. I think everything that man does

now I just help but think is he's a.

There's a motive. Yeah.

Fun fact, did you know a Congress is actually a group of

apes? OK, so it makes sense.

What? Where did what?

So the word Congress. Yeah.

Is defined as a group of. Apes, because that's what it all

that OK, That's a Congress saying a Congress of apes, OK.

And when it's people, I guess you just call the government.

I guess it's just a bunch of apes running the country, a

bunch of monkeys running the. Country that isn't, that isn't

is that is interesting that that is what is what it's called.

Yeah, that was hysterical. I learned that in government

class like years ago. Well, the going back to the save

act though. Yeah, that thing, I mean, we.

Have to talk about the fact that is like it is an election,

election takeover, like the voter ID, is that everything

that again that's the small part, it's a complete handover

of election data from every state.

Yeah, that's one from my run. And that's once a month.

Yeah, but so Trump could run a third, like like third term.

I can't say shit right now. And they can pick and choose

people and just whoop. We don't count that about.

Your information? You're not.

You might not be able to get into the vote.

Oh, well, that's your information, isn't there?

Oh, sorry, you don't get to vote.

Bye. Because you're not.

Because they can pick and choose ever they want.

To go and say you're. In that at that polling station,

it's ridiculous. It's all rigged.

We knew that. That's OK.

So I thought we as the people elect our leader as president,

right? Then why do we have the

Electoral College? It makes no sense because if

this is a massive, it's very outdated.

Say that. It's like if it's like if it's

if we are voting as people who vote someone who we think should

be president. Why do we have the Electoral

College? Because there have been many a

time when the masses have said no, we want this president.

But the Electoral College said you thought and go the other one

many times. But the Dow.

But the Dow. The Dow.

But the Dow. Do you think Pam Bondi's just at

home on her knees going? But but the Dow.

She's not bragging about it right now, but I was fucking in

shambles right now. Oh my God.

But no, it is scary. I, I, it is an authoritarian

takeover on this whole I, I'm just now discovering way more

into what it actually really is. So it's so much fun, like

reading and all this stuff, because I actually kind of

understand what's going on. Yay yay.

Does that make you feel better by your IQ test?

I was afraid you were going to bring that up.

I got a one O 2 listeners. I found out is just.

Average. You're barely about.

You're you're one point of no two points above average.

Oh, look at me go slightly above average.

I'm slightly above average in just so many ways.

I I told you you were. It was just another one to add

to the list. Exactly.

OK, so like when I was in high school, though I was a usually

AB plus was pretty. I was for you.

I was OK with that. I've never, Yeah, I didn't

really want it. Never exceeded.

Past the B plus. In college I did.

Well, Yeah, Remember I was talking about college.

I did last year. Yeah.

You in Wisconsin were bragging about these?

I got. Courses that you like passed.

Yeah, I got like, I got like all A's in college.

This past run around, run through.

I graduated Magna cum laude. What?

I graduated with honors, bitch. And not even graduations, not

even the low honors, the middle honors.

How many Sasha? What?

No. How many Sasha did you have?

How many? What?

Sasha or chords? Did you have a graduation?

It was an associates. They still have graduation for

associates. Yeah, I had.

Graduation, but I didn't have all the fancy like hoods, all

that stuff. Well, I mean if you graduated

middle honors you should have at least some chords they.

Didn't give me anything, but I don't really care.

I was just excited to have just have something.

Of notoriety. Yeah.

That proves you are smart in some way, shape or form.

I yeah, actually, I, I, I feel like people think that I'm

probably not as smart as I really am.

So I feel like maybe and now. I never said that though.

I know, no, I know, I know. There's maybe there's maybe been

an X in the past that maybe has made comments.

There might have been people growing up or kids growing up

that, you know, just the bull throughout my life.

Yeah. There's always some bullies out

there, right? I mean, this is Earth.

I realized recently too, actually, that I might have been

the bully in school. It doesn't surprise me.

Like there's this one. OK, so real quick anyways, so.

You kind of scare me. Good.

So there's this one day. So everyone knows that the day

of silence is suicide awareness Day, right?

Yay. We had this one gay in our

school and he was like the token gay, like, you know, he, he

walked into the school like he was wearing the 00 jeans and

from the girl section and everything.

He was gay. And so he was participating in

the new like silent day for suicide awareness.

And that day in particular, I kind of like was relentless on

him. Like I was like, hey, his name

was hi. And if you're listening, I

would. So were you, but hold on, were

you? Oh, sorry, I probably should

have interrupted. So on go on.

But I do have a question. So he would have walked by and I

was like, Hey, Jamie in does should just fall to your asshole

because it's so loose. You're a horrible person.

And that was in high school. So were you distracting because

you were gay? No, he just he the gay like he

was like the token gay. But you, you were never thinking

to yourself like I should probably deflect.

No, not once. You just, you were, you were

just mean. You were just a mean person.

I didn't. I didn't realize that.

I mean, because that's kind of what I'm gathering.

If you, you could have just said you were deflecting.

I did. That would have made more.

Sense I didn't realize I was a mean person until like literally

recently like I had said. You're actually not a mean

person. You're a great person.

You are a very important person in my life.

Oh yeah. I think between the podcast and

our friendship and you help me around here, yeah, all my

handyman work that you just picked up and started doing and

everything looks great. And so, no, I applaud you and I

thank you for everything you do. But but you are very mean.

You need to, you need to, you need to apologize.

Get him on the phone. Right now.

I don't have a member. I want to call him on Facebook

or something. I don't.

Have, we're going to call him. I think it'd be great.

I think it'd be great for the listeners.

They're cathartic. It'd be great for the listeners,

great for the podcast. Speaking of cathartic and

therapy and everything, can we go to your one topic about

therapy talk? Yeah, I would like you called

that segment boring, so we moved on you.

Know such? Like I said, I had a lot to say

about that one. You said it was boring.

Yeah, you were talking about. We were just, we were talking

about talk away. No, I'm not.

You were talking about LGBT. OK Anyways.

Wait, that that was part of the segment and.

You. That was a long Segway to get

into that. You yelled at me.

You were taking too long. Well go come on bitch.

That's how. So I like I said, I have a lot

to say as far as like therapy talk goes because sweet bitch.

I've had recently had a friend whose partner would use it all

the time and the problem with it is that.

Can you expect? Can you just define what is

therapy? Talk.

So therapy talk is basically like using therapeutic terms

like boundaries or I get triggered or just trying to use

these intellectual psychological terms in everyday scenarios to

make themselves sound like smarter.

OK, which no, they're not. They just heard them from a real

or like this is my type of anxiety.

Like this is how like you should do stress.

I'm like, OK, bitch number one, you haven't even been to a

therapy session yet. You just get this from fucking

Instagram, which is not entirely 100% true #2 you're not using it

to better yourself. You're weaponizing therapy talk,

which is what drives me insane. Cuz if you were in a

relationship and your partner goes in and it's like, OK, well

here are my boundaries, XY and Z.

They're not boundaries that they're setting.

They're setting rules up so they don't have to confront difficult

conversations. That reminds me of the oh, who

is the let them therapist doctor.

Oh, shoot, I forgot her name. Robinson.

Mel Robinson, I think is who it is.

I'm going to look it up and confirm that real quick.

Yes, please, because I'm not familiar.

OK, Exactly what you're saying though.

Robins, Mel. Robins, Doctor Mel Robins.

This, this lady, now she has this whole thing.

Oh yeah. So yeah, yeah, yeah.

Let. Them the let them thing you've

heard that right. Well, I know of her and it

sounds amazing when you're watching her videos you found

sounds so free and Joe this lady's this is great.

He knows what you talk about Gung ho let them you know, like

that's how we need to be and somebody like came through and

just completely everything that she had to say with that whole

philosophy. They were like the let them

theory of just let them, but let everything snowball, let

everything go. Don't talk about it.

That's a great idea. I know that's what someone was

actually saying. It's actually kind of great that

we're talking about this because I used to love listening to Mel

Robbins talk. And then it took like months and

months when I was moving from Wisconsin and getting down here

last summer and just kind of going through a breakup.

And it was just. So hard to get.

Through it. OK, months and months of

listening to this bitch. And then 11. 45 re 5 second reel

on Facebook of this of this rando of this rando who

allegedly is a psychologist too. That just was like, oh, this is

actually really unhealthy. Yeah, I was like, and then I

just clicked and I I don't think I ever saw I my phone heard me.

I never saw Mel Robbins in my algorithm again.

Yeah, no, I mean the like the idea is very empowering.

That's what I'm saying. But as soon as you hear her

talk, you're socked in. The fallout is God awful.

That's yeah, yeah. Months of following slate and

then boom, for 145 seconds it was.

It all came tumbling down like a Jenga game.

It was. But I'm glad you brought that

up, because that is that is kind of a fun thing to talk about.

Oh, the therapy talk. Well, yeah, but you can keep

going about that if you have more to say.

I did want to jump in about the let them thing because you've

mentioned, you know, avoiding conflict and conversations.

Yeah, and if you'd like it, like, like, OK, so like Gordon,

the one friend that he was dating the psycho.

Sorry. Not really.

There's a lot of them out there in our community.

Not wrong. So he was dating him.

His name was Jordan, my friend and his partner.

I'm not gonna say his name, but he would use therapy, talk like

every single day just to like position himself in a way to

where he doesn't have to talk about anything difficult or

anything that he doesn't want to talk about in his past because

it's triggering. Yeah.

And that was a boundary he has set.

But you kind of need to know your partner's history a little

bit. You don't have to know every

detail, but you at least should know at least a little bit about

their dating history, right? Just so you don't make those

same mistakes. And he refused to talk about any

of them because he was traumatized or it was a trigger.

And don't get me wrong, some exes, yeah, that can be very

true. But on every topic.

Bitch, you see, I I wouldn't mind like a partner that would

open up and want to talk about it, but actually not lead that

to their benefit because that's what that's what he was doing.

Then that's what my ex was doing.

My ex that I talked talked about on the previous episode 2,

episode 2, actually a fair, a fair to remember and an ex to

forget. I still love that title by the

way. We thought we thought about

ourselves. We just and.

We've thought of every title. You kind of took the reins on a

few. Which ones?

The bad ones? Just kidding.

OK, just kidding. I don't know if you noticed this

project. Name.

Just kidding, I adore you. But my ex was in the military.

Yeah, he was the ex Marine. So it was just kind of like he

they I think they teach them how to manipulate in the play mind

games in the in the military. And to a certain extent, yeah,

they do have. And he was always, always like

always trying, Oh my God, he was always trying to spin it in his

direction and trying to make me look stupid.

And you know what? That's.

Just called manipulation kind of works.

That's just called manipulation. You don't think that has

something to do with the military though?

Like they they're. I'm sure because they have they

have a mini psychological. Person and not like.

Poor warfare, but not actively teaching.

This is how you manipulate a conversation, not actively.

But I mean OK. But I'm sure there are some

skills they could pick up from all these horses.

Maybe they don't teach it, but maybe it's picked up.

It's picked up. I don't know.

I I've I experienced it first hand and I've heard someone else

that was married to an ex Marine that said the same thing and

that they are taught in the Marines that you are the best,

you are the bravest and you're the greatest.

That's. Because they have the longest

boot. This would be a great.

I wish Thalia was on tonight because she's married to.

Him. Yeah, apparently.

I know I probably already have offended the fuck out of her.

Fun Thalia or her wife? Wait, I thought she was married

to. She's.

Oh, OK. She's Elizabeth.

She's a wife. I'm sorry.

I thought she had a husband. I thought we said a husband.

No. Oh, OK.

Well, still, I've probably offended the fuck out of her

with my Marine talk, I guess. I guess Daddy's joining the.

Yeah, she's joining the. Podcast, I mean, we don't know.

She's not with us tonight right now, so we'll find out

eventually, but. Well I don't mean to offend but

I'm just simply giving my experience and my thoughts and

my thoughts on the experience. There's nothing wrong with being

married to AC military or African military or any military

if you guys get along and you have things in common.

There were two things that me and my ex-husband didn't have.

I mean, but opposites do attract to a certain extent.

You'd got to agree to at least to some point.

I don't know how it works though when you just don't have

anything in common. Like I totally get opposites

attract, opposite personalities can attract.

But if you both love hike, if you both love hiking and

kayaking and boating and beaches and vacationing, yeah, you

probably, they're you probably are in for.

A go on for. Adventure, I was going to say

you're probably in for a really long beautiful life, but when

you're not, when you're into opposite things, I think that's

where it's that's where you're going to really.

Hobbies. I mean hobbies.

Really. I think everyone should have

their own hobby and everyone deserves everyone should have

some time away from their solely slash partners slash whatever.

They want, I don't put words in my mouth.

I'm not saying you have to spend every waking minute with each

other. No, that's what I'm saying.

But I'm just saying like, you need to have stuff in common.

You can't have everything not in common.

I mean, you can't, you can't have any.

You can't, not whatever. My my mom's parents, my grandpa,

grandma, the one that was named Karma, they had hobbies and they

were had their own like. As most grandparents.

Do they did. They were great.

They had their own little like in their basement tattoo of

their offices. One of them.

So my grandpa's hobby was miniature trains.

That is so I loved growing up with miniatures.

It would that must have been like a thing of the time.

Well. They are now well.

I think, OK, I, I don't think they're as popular as they are

now. I've seen them pop up in like

museums and place shops and stuff and everything.

But like the 80s and 90s seem to be like peak model train time.

Because I remember going into a few people's houses, I remember

going into our back of our hardware store and everyone had

just just massive acres, acres of these little model things.

And as a kid, it's just like. Oh my God, that's so cool.

Yeah, so that was my grandpa. That's so, but it's really cute.

It was adorable. That was a long winded way of

saying that was so adorable. And then my grandma, grandma

karma karma. I mean, does she keep her seats?

No, but she lives up to the name I mean.

She will, she will hunt you down.

She. Already hunts my dreams, she.

Already. I mean, she's dead.

She's been dead for quite some time.

But no, she her hobby was making porcelain dolls.

Cool but creepy at the same. Time so her little office was

like the shelves of the baby doll.

That is creepy, that's cool, but creepy that is that's that's

probably I don't know if you can get a creepy or hobby.

No, yeah, hers was porcelain dolls.

Hers was literally making porcelain dolls.

I don't know if I could go into that office.

That's it was disturbing to walk past every time.

Do you think, do you think there was ever one that turned its

head? Not that I noticed.

Did you ever like turn around and all of a sudden the the doll

just kind of. Went not that I noticed.

No, it wasn't any Toy Story like Thing or Annabelle or anything

Annabelle favorite. Scary movie by the way.

Yours. Yes, that one scared the shit

out of me. We may have to watch it later.

I love scary movie. Do you not like scary movies?

No, you don't at all. I mean, the last scary movie I

actually wanted to go see was it.

It's a good one. I love scary movies.

In my video I love see I don't know what it is about Pennywise,

but like birthday clowns, I'm terrified of like Bozo like

anything that resembles like a birthday clown horrified.

I will run that direction I. Never picked up on the clown

thing. I hate him.

I hate him minded. I never minded clowns.

And you would think in Chicago that we would be terrified.

Of why? Because it's John.

AC yeah, You think that because he was the killer clown, you

think we would be petrified in that whole region.

But but also, like in the Midwest, we're kind of used to

serial killers. It seems like I mean Wisconsin

all in. Wisconsin in Northern Illinois.

Born and bred. And then and then like the

Wisconsin side of Minnesota, yeah.

Jeffrey Dahmer. All over, for example, Jeffrey

Dahmer would have been Milwaukee.

It was Ed Dean, Ed Wisconsin, though Ed Gean would have been

the one that would have been. I think he was in Minnesota but

near Wisconsin around like the edge somewhere.

I thought he was, I don't know. He was in Wisconsin.

He was somewhere. It was really close.

It's somewhere over there. Yeah.

No, we're very used to serial killers in the Midwest.

It's very sad. So yeah, birthday clown's

horrified of, but something about Pennywise is like, I don't

know, I idolize. Him OK, but original Steve Curry

both side of Tim Curry. All of them.

All of them. And you the new one too, with

Bill. Bill Scarsgard, Yes.

Yes, I love it all. I like them, I don't care for

80s scary ladies. Read the book too.

Is it good? 1000 and some 100 pages.

And it's a spider in the end. That's to give it away.

Sorry. Spoiler alert everyone if you

haven't seen it. The spider is presents itself,

yeah. But it's so it's an entity that

just takes different. Forms entity that represents

destruction essentially. Wait a second.

What one are we talking? OK, it.

I'm sorry. OK, I'm sorry.

All of a sudden for a second I got it confused with the thing

that's a whole, that's a whole. I'm sorry I was getting in my

scary movies. No, but OK, so, but the thing I

want to say about it though, first of all, my second, in my

view on the Second Amendment has changed a lot over the.

Years so right? Yes, it has.

How is this relating to it? Can you give me a bitch?

There is a point continue the beginning of it.

A gay couple gets absolutely. Is it the.

Second one and that's either one.

Yeah, whichever one it is. And the book?

They're gay. Yeah, and in the movie they were

gay. Yeah, but the book is a lot more

graphic. Like more graphic than what the

movie ever portrayed or even thought about portraying.

Like blood and guts or. Sexual like both like on the

verdict. Oh, interesting.

Well, that there was something. OK, so I always have been

staunch against the Second Amendment.

Honestly, I have been. I've always hated the Second

Amendment. I really never quite understood

it. I always felt like Europeans and

people in this world live just beautiful, normal lives without

guns. But there was something about

that movie when that happened. You wanted to go.

I was on one right then. And then, well, it kind of

crossed my mind that, you know, maybe.

It's not a bad idea. Maybe it's not the worst idea

being, you know, minority gay men where something like this

happens. Maybe it's not the worst thing

in the world and in a small town.

But I don't. But it just, yeah, I, I, it kind

of did. I don't want to say my view

changed then, but it really, it really opened my eyes to

self-defense. OK.

And and it was something it was, it's funny you bring up it

because that that was a specific that was a specific scene in it

that really kind of stuck with me.

Yeah. You think it the scary one of

the scariest movies. And that was the part that stuck

with me was those poor two guys. It was.

It was actually just one of them.

Well, in the movie there was a. Couple.

It was a couple, but one of them was being to a bloody pulp and

thrown into the. Rape, right?

No, I know. And.

Was forced to watch right and basically murderer has their

boyfriend. It was awful.

It was definitely the. Book There was a lot of rape

involved too. Yeah, it was a very hard scene

to watch, and apparently a hard scene to read too.

Yeah, I mean, I mean, I had to keep reading though, because I

was very intrigued at. How I never read any Stephen

King. I just have.

I can't read. I haven't, you know, one O 2 IQ.

I was sure hog. I was shocked I was actually

able to get through this one book.

I wasn't even able to get it through Homeless Odyssey back in

like high school. Why do I feel like I actually

did read the Odyssey? Because it was a high school, I

really. Yeah, no, but I think I actually

read that one. I didn't I Cliff note

everything. So let's see, we couldn't do

Cliff notes in my high school be.

Out of your time. No, but there was, there was one

professor or teacher in high school that would go, he would

go and read the Cliff Notes and then he would, he would share

the Cliff Notes with like other teachers and they, it was a

whole coordinated. Yeah, I know, I know.

That teacher, give me some crows.

Crows. No, that's not really a crow

worthy. That's more like.

That's a what? That's a what?

So they yeah, it was like a coordinated effort against it.

I mean, in all I mean retrospect, if for the teachers

in working together and cooperating on getting these

kids to not cheat, like, yeah, but also fuck you teachers.

OK, that's our lifeline are Cliff Notes.

That bad? You're getting the gist of the

whole story. You're still reading.

It's the Cliff notes are still like a mini novel.

Like it's basically summarize. I don't see what's so it's a.

Summarized version of every chapter in that book, basically

OK. Well, it's all, it's all the

important stuff. I don't want the other.

I don't want the other shit. Exactly, I don't need the fluff.

I don't need the. Fluff.

I don't need all those extra words.

I don't want any of it. Terrified for birthday clowns

but love Pennywise. Like if I were to see him in the

streets, I would probably run up and ask for his autograph.

If I saw Annabelle, I'd probably do the same.

Yeah, she'd probably kill me. Yeah, she would see.

I don't know if Pennywise would kill me only because he'd mark.

But Pennywise would like it. It would be like Pennywise would

just take the initiative. Annabelle's lazy.

She's she's, she doesn't know what she's doing.

She's just, she's lazy. She's a doll.

She gets someone else to do her work.

She's a doll. I thought that was Megan.

No Megan's. Megan's a beast.

Megan fucks you up. Yeah, she does.

Megan fucks you up, Annabelle. Annabelle doesn't.

She's. She's not with.

Her, I know she's not really quite with her.

She'll she'll like you'll get by us on the way home or something

like that's what Annabelle will do.

But still my favorite scary movie.

I really have. I really do.

I locked my bedroom door that night like I was a little

creeped out. And I'm not really scared of

scary movies. I love scary movies, but that

one got me. See.

That's the. Dolls creep me out and.

That's the biggest reason why I don't do scary movies is because

I don't like I do the jump scares.

Obviously I get scared in the theater when they do the jump

scares, right when I go home. And even if I watch it during

broad daylight, I don't get scared, I get paranoid.

So. I don't watch a scary movie in

broad daylight. Yeah, I have to wait for night.

That or I have to like just completely enclose the entire

room. Nope.

I can't even watch movies during the daytime.

I need I it's a night time thing.

There's no time to watch movies during the day.

I'm from the Midwest. We don't.

We don't do that. Yeah.

I mean you, you have to work and that's what they'll tell you.

I mean. Work work, work work.

I wish I would. I wish I could my.

Shit, we're working on that. We're we're working on.

Oh yeah, while we're on the topic, I did have a top

interview earlier this week, guys, hopefully they call back.

They said their turnover time is usually like 48 hours, I wrote.

A hell of I wrote a hell of a reference for him on on a

different one too. And they emailed me like the day

later and was like, yeah, we're not going to pick you for.

Position. I hope it wasn't because I I

hope it wasn't because of the reference.

I swear you approved of it. You approved of it if it was

that day. Later.

If it was the reference exact day later approved.

Of it, an exact day later, they said yeah, we're not going to

offer you the position. You approved of it.

And I did. There was some.

It was. Very lovely.

It was very lovely. I I, I, I will.

I do have it saved for when you need another one too, so let's

not forget about that. Oh, thank goodness.

I definitely have it saved somewhere on here.

Yay, thanks. Give me some.

Crows. Oh my God.

Mark, I mean, I love the crows. I really hope the soundboard

actually picks these up. Well OK, so listeners just an

update. We have whatever on our 9th

episode now. I believe so, yeah.

Yeah. And so I think we're gonna do

12. So what for?

The season 3 more episodes, we're gonna finish it up.

We're gonna finish up April and then we're probably gonna take a

break for the summer, and then in the meantime we're gonna find

a better fucking sound board that actually works.

Yeah. I wonder if we can do like a new

sound board with the keeper mics, cuz I actually don't hate

the mics, but like, the mics are great.

It's probably just like a whole kit that we're gonna have to

find, though. I mean, I've been looking for

individual sound boards. I was gonna say, I wonder if we

can just get a sound. Board.

I've been looking for them, but not all of them have the same

ports that the microphones used, like most of them use.

Like the micro link right here. Yeah, that's usually on both

sides. It's not like the amp.

OK. Stick like these ones are so

gotcha yeah, we just I don't know we would just need to find

a different core for them or. Well, I think we can figure

something out. I really think I really, but

these mics are not bad. The quality is actually pretty

decent. I do like them, yeah.

They're. Nice, of course.

Your next topic. Gosh, we have covered.

I did have one more thing. We talked about transportation a

few times. I'm so fucking sick of planes

falling out of the sky. We have got to do something.

This has been this is getting ridiculous.

The amount of plane crashes has been in fucking insane lately.

There has not been any, hardly any plane crashes until Trump

takes over. And even, but even before then,

I feel like there was a private, a lot of private jets falling

out of the sky. I wanna say maybe even before

Trump this was. Happy.

Do you wanna know what? Do you wanna know what I blame

for that? What?

Yellow jackets? The show?

Yes. Why?

I've never seen it. Should I?

What's it about? It could honestly be your horror

like show. OK, it is wild and intense.

So basically there's this high. This is high school soccer team,

girl soccer team, and they make it to championships and they're

on the plane. They're on their like it was a

private school, like it was fancy, like they had their own

money and everything to the point where they had their own

private jet to fly themselves all the way over to like the

nationals, right, Right. And their plane goes down in the

middle of nowhere and they are left to fend for.

Them about this and Christina Ricci's in it.

Yes, and she's really good. Yes.

Yes. Can I spoil a little bit for

you? OK, go.

So the first season I can only watch a few episodes because it

was intense. Intense.

Like at one point there's this girl, her face gets eaten by

wolves, like half eaten off, right?

Gosh. And they think she's dead.

So they do a funeral fire, realize she's still alive, pull

her off the fire, and then continue to sew her face shut

without any anesthetic or remind cleaning the utensils.

Oh my God, remind me this is not.

Apocalyptic, right? This is no, this is modern world

plane crash in the middle of nowhere.

It was based in the 80s. In the 80s.

OK, the plane crash in the 80s. It you could, we could like,

yeah. I know.

Well, I was just gonna. Yeah, I was looking it up here.

I. Think it's on Netflix.

I think I have. It is it Netflix?

I mean, I know it's on Showtime originally, but I think Netflix

had adopted it. I was gonna say, I think I

remember it being like an HBO Showtime kind of show.

Yeah. So I wanted to just inform the

if you've lived under a rock and you didn't hear about the

Lagarde LaGuardia plane crash with the problem was LaGuardia,

LaGuardia, Yeah, LaGuardia. The plane hit a fire truck that

was going across the runway like it was just, it happened to be

there at the same time the air traffic controller was doing the

job of two. It's almost become normal now

with the cutbacks and everything that the FFA is got everyone.

They've got everybody doing 2 jobs now.

Tuesday's not even getting paid right now.

I think so you. Want to know how I know this?

They. What my brother?

I know. Yeah, we he's.

Still not getting paid? And I thought Trump did do an

executive order. I have yet to be, is that not?

Is I think I, well, I think that they were saying Trump did an

executive order, but then everyone's sitting there going,

OK, why did you fucking do this a month ago?

Yeah, if you had the power the whole time, do it because

they're gone. The Congress is gone.

They didn't come to anything. But I think Trump did an

executive order that at least was going to get a lump sum out.

But it is fucking crazy that they still haven't done that.

Because like, if I was working at TSA, I'm sorry, no paycheck,

I'm not going to work. And these well and well, and

that's pretty much what's been going on, but.

Not really, they're like basically forced to go work

according to my brother. And well, I heard that call outs

have been awful. Well, because they're not

getting paid for gas or anything, so.

Yeah, well, yeah, it's just so sad.

But this, this was a bad one. This is really sad because this

was the air traffic controller was working 2 jobs.

He was trying to do handle an emergency with the fire truck.

Yeah, fire truck. And then, I guess, I don't know,

he must have forgot he was landing a plane too or

something. And so then boom, 2 pilots dead

and pilots 2 pilots. The pilots died.

Everyone else actually survived. This was La Guardia.

Yes, La Guardia, New York. Have you ever heard of it?

Yes, OK. And I will say that is a bitch

of an airport. I've never been.

It is a. Stitch up an airport because

there's no subway system, there's no transit system to

LaGuardia unless you're like Ubering or a private car or

something. Probably like $100 Uber.

Yes, it was. It was like a $70 and.

Everywhere else is like 40-50 bucks.

Get the you know I can. Only, Oh no, you just did the

you just did the subway after that.

Well, I mean, I'm just saying the airport always is a steep up

charge. I landed in the JFK and I was so

happy and proud of myself because I was able to navigate

the subway system a pawn first landing.

I can. I can do Chicago's.

I was very happy and proud of myself to do New York's.

I can do Chicago like the back of my hand, which is funny,

lived there, which is funny because it is kind of like a

hand like here's like Michigan, and then it just kind of goes

out like this. And then there's just like one

big red line. It's like the heart, the vein of

the red. No, it sticks up like a big hand

like this. The jugular.

Yeah, well, the the red line goes north to South completely

direct. Yeah.

And a complete straight. It is.

And it's the red line. I always said it's because it's

like the vein. Yeah, the the jugular, the

aorta, Val. No, the artery, it's more of an

artery, not jugular vein. Well, let's just go up so.

The jugulars of like vital 1. Got it.

Is it an aorta? There is, I know, I don't know.

I was just trying to send it 102102 IQ there.

Oh yeah, that's what I was going to say, Speaking of it.

So he got 102. I did mine.

Oh God. And I'm pretty proud of myself

here. We go can I?

Can I say there was a cat? There is a caveat that I didn't

tell you about that though. That was the second IQ test I

took after like spending 40 minutes taking IQ tests because

the first one I never got my result.

Because you had to pay well. Scam.

Because it was a scam and I was like oh man, did this whole

thing and now they're asking for all my credit card like a pay.

Walk. On I'm not doing this.

So I spent another 20 minutes taking another fucking IQ test

and I was like, God damn it, just trying to like get through

it. So I think, I bet you my score

would have been at least 10 points higher on that first one.

I'm going with I'm, I'm telling everyone 112 bucket.

I'm doing it. Or you could just take it again.

No one can stop me. I don't know.

I don't have any time. Take it again for at least the

first time when you're not stressed one more. 3112112.

It's still not. It's still not me, still me.

Still not me though. Still me, I don't care.

Mine was at 1:31. I could go.

OK, you're smart. We get it.

One of us has to be smart. At least they're never gonna

hear that. I know it's so sad.

It's so sad, but I mean one of OK, so how do you mean?

Like we're OK, we're all smart, but in very different categories

of life. Oh God I'm scared to ask what my

categories are. I'm.

I'm sure you know. I'm sure you know.

I have, I have AI have a pretty decent background in

entertainment. That's most of it.

That's, I mean I that's. Like a chunk of it I that's.

I that's got to be a big chunk of it.

That's a big chunk of it. It helps.

It helps being my creative director, producer, create

producer, What she gave me crows.

I didn't want crows for that. No, but yeah, most of it is.

I was going to say like you take you obviously take the cake in a

theater and musicals and all that creative work I want.

To I. Mean.

Heaven forbid she give me a compliment.

I just did. I know, but this is the stuff

we're working on now. I'm not doing a fucking musical.

I'm trying to put a podcast together.

I'm trying to build a podcast from the ground up and you call

my segments boring. I called a segment boring.

Well, I did not I really. OK, taking way too long to get

to the can we? Talk about the measles one for a

second. That was bad.

That one was bad. I will give you credit on that

one. Measles episode was bad, you

guys, it was it was horrendous. You you don't want to see it,

You don't wanna hear it. We might make fun of it one day.

For you. I'm gonna make fun of it now.

That one was. Bad.

I will give you that now. But conversion therapy, that's a

serious subject, and I think the listeners will agree with me.

I bet you you're gonna hear about it in the comments.

Sure, for saying that it's boring.

If we get one, but anyways. If we even get a comment.

Ever. So anyways, this bitch we tried

to record for an episode we've told them about.

I know. I just think it's hysterical.

I think it's hysterical because he started listing the side

effects and symptoms of if you had measles.

Oh my. Fever, chills, red eyes.

Just like any other illness in the world.

Everything. You will suffer from a fever.

Nothing interesting flush, nothing interesting feel like

anal seepage. Nothing interesting.

It was. All the same.

It was just all the same little stuff that you get with

everything. Oh, my daughter.

She's gonna her head down like this.

And I thought, yeah, this, this show is doomed.

Did. I I thought I was just like you

were just you. You had had it, You had had it

and we got 30 minutes. I don't even know how we

stretched 30 minutes out of atrocity because we were OK.

Just so everyone knows, we were trying to talk about reflect on

COVID, crap that happened during COVID, shit that's fucked up now

because of COVID. We did a better episode of it

though. So we did, we did.

We did. We record that one.

But it was awful. Yeah.

The measles 1 was pretty bad. I was just trying to relate it

to the pandemic because the measles, the measles is nowhere

near a pandemic. So I guess I'm not quite even

sure I was really scraping a show together that you.

Were trying it was really. Some OK sometimes.

They. Don't really reach them

sometimes. Well, I'm I'm, I'm just

gesturing for the video. I like, you know, oh.

No, I was meaning like you. You were reaching for that

topic, the Measles I. Thought you were talking about

No, no, no, I was, I was, I was really stressed, but I was, I, I

just want to say that like sometimes in the some weeks in

the news are very dry and then sometimes like this week, it

just comes out of the woodworks. Oh, I mean meet some report

every day something, whether it be a clogged sewage pipe.

No, I know, but I'm not going to.

I'm not going to report on a clogged sewage pipe.

So one day backup we did Christine Ohm's husband.

I'm getting myself a clap for that one.

That was. A good one.

His chest is bulging. No.

OK. Bulging.

His chest is bulging cuz of those big boobs.

Right? OK, let's I should have just

taken the win. Yeah, you should have.

I should have just taken them. Should have.

I should have just taken them. You should have let us up there.

I still have to do my 2 truths and alive.

But I. Did I did them while you were

yapping? Oh about my cuz I always therapy

talk I. Always forget to do.

But no, it was somewhere else. But I always forget to do them

before the show. Yes.

And I was gonna do them, and then you started without me, so

I had. To I mean, it was great

improvising, OK, if we weren't gonna start then we probably

wouldn't start until now. I know and I always put it off

like, no, let's have a drink and you just want to sit out.

Hold on, let me look at my nose. Still trying to try you said

like saying you're going to go to the gym after this, but I.

Am such a procrastinator and so the more you push me the better.

Actually good. So anyways, I'm an accountable

friend. We talked.

About shows and movies and stuff.

So. At one point.

I just, I just put one together real quick.

Yeah, since we and then we talked about later the HBO show

2 Truths. And a lie.

I know I forgot. Apparently I forgot how it

works. I mean you did 2 lies last week.

No, I totally fucked it up. I realized that afterwards.

That's what happens when I try to do it on the during the show,

so I have. Shameless is actually my

favorite drama show. Next.

Changeling is actually my favorite drama movie.

What the hell is Chain Ling? Okay, hold on and then Rent is

my favorite musical. Okay, Rent being your favorite

musical, I believe, and hold on, your favorite.

What was the other two? I'm getting Ling Chingling okay?

You'll know it as soon as I bring it up.

It is a weird name for the movie.

You know what Shameless is? Yes, obviously.

OK, I do know shameless so which I'm not entirely too sure if I

trust that was either between the first one that you said is

the lie, do you? Remember this movie with

Angelina Jolie with the kid? Yeah, they she loses her Kitty,

gets kidnapped in the 20s, and they bring back the wrong kid

and they and they throw her in a psych ward.

They say she's crazy. They try to cover it up.

That's my favorite movie. So there was a version of that,

but it was like I, it wasn't that movie, but there was kind

of like a variation of it. Such a good movie.

I was on the edge of my sea. I don't think I took a breath

that whole movie. So shameless is the lie is.

That what you're going with? Yes.

Shameless and your favorite drama show is a lie.

That's. True.

Oh it is. I love Shameless and I actually

calling that a drama. It's a dramedy.

Actually, it's a dramedy. It's funny too.

I. Have some parts.

It's very sad. It's very gross sometimes too,

but. But it's only showing off like

the nature of humanity. And then what was the movie

Shingling Changeling? That was a lie.

I always wondered why they called it that.

That titled that movie That Way I.

Get like it's like chainmail. It's a really good movie, but

no, that is my favorite movie. Rent is not my favorite musical.

No. Hairspray.

That's fair. Hairspray's 100% my favorite

musical. The Hair.

I have this weird connection with hair.

I put my finger on it. Salon.

So there's that. I love hair.

The music is amazing. The music is so much fucking

fun. Did.

You know when Ariana Grande was in the musical?

Hair, and I actually liked her in that.

I know, but she said that her chewing the gum was messing up

her vocal cords so she had to say that.

So she had to get a particular type of gum that probably.

Didn't have sugar? Some type of sugar.

It was the. It's the sugar fucks up your

vocal cords when you're trying to sing.

Yeah. So, no, that totally makes

sense. Why didn't she could have just,

like, chewed on a piece of cotton or something?

I mean, I don't know, Just like cotton.

I don't know, Just like something a different texture of

my idea. I guess she, I guess she is a

superstar. I guess she can probably find

somebody to track down Sugar Sugarless.

I'm sure she could. I'm sure she has.

And yeah, so sure she has it unlocked.

Hairspray and the message in Hairspray is another one I love.

So it's a great message. It's the coming together people

that love yourself are. Well, yeah.

Essentially, it would mean Tracy Turnblad was the love yourself

before it was cool. And that's our show, guys.

I guess. So that's where we're ending it.

Oh my God. Your favorite non practicing

Mormon and Baptist boy coming to you from the buckle of the Bible

belt. Yay.

I don't know why we have to say that after.

Like, I love it, I'm keeping it. That's fine.

I don't care. It's our thing.

Bye.

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