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0:19 to Two Twongs and a Lie. I'm Taylor Perry.

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0:25 That's all the enthusiasm you're giving us.

0:26 That's. What we're going to get today.

0:27 We've got a hyped up show for everyone and that's all we got,

0:31 huh A? Hyped up show.

0:32 It is a hyped up show. There's a lot going on right now

0:35 there. Is a lot going on.

0:35 That's why there's. A ton going on right now.

0:37 That's why we're going to like, we're like the the excitement it

0:40 needs to build. The excitement needs to build

0:42 so. Well, we only have like 45.

0:44 I mean an hour let's. Start.

0:46 Building. Yeah, no, Start building.

0:48 Let's start with your political corner.

0:50 Well, if you've been living under a rock, we are officially,

0:55 Well, no, not officially, actually.

0:57 We have been. We are.

0:59 We are. We're at war with Iran, I guess.

1:02 I guess that that that is the new thing.

1:04 Yes, we are. We are now in World War three.

1:07 This is not. This is an illegal war.

1:09 I just want everyone to know, first of all, how do you say it?

1:12 Do you say? Iran.

1:12 I say Iran, you say Iran. Iran.

1:14 So I hear people say Iran. I mean, depends on where you're

1:18 at in the world. Well, yeah, I guess.

1:20 I guess it depends on who you are too.

1:21 Yeah, because some people have some.

1:23 Wisps well, I think it also depends on how you like what

1:26 culture like your ethnicity, if you how you pronounce the

1:30 vowels. So I can see why like someone

1:32 like Latino might like say Iran, like it kind of does make sense.

1:36 But we're white people, so too we.

1:38 Too white guys. Iran.

1:40 Iran. So I do want to just start off

1:43 and let everyone know that this is in illegal war.

1:46 Congress did not vote on this. This is Donald Trump's personal

1:50 agenda. This is all just.

1:52 I still think this is all distraction honestly for.

1:56 What? Just like.

1:57 Epstein files, I think. No, I honestly think this still

2:00 goes back to the Epstein files. I really think that he is just

2:03 blowing up the Middle East. There were more files to

2:05 distract. OK, yeah.

2:08 Where's the Trump files? I mean, there was a lot.

2:10 Where's the Trump files? I mean there was a lot released

2:12 on Trump recently that was there supposedly exposes him.

2:15 I have not heard anything in the news yet.

2:17 No, it was all. No, I, I think he's and I still

2:21 think that this is all personal agenda though over there because

2:23 Iran, Iran had a target on Trump's back.

2:27 No, on Trump's back. They tried, they wanted to

2:30 assassinate him, all these things.

2:31 I mean, so did someone here in America, but they failed.

2:35 Unfortunately, anyways, yes, so and yet here we are.

2:40 So we are in an illegal war. That's basically just what it

2:43 comes down to. This is Congress did not approve

2:46 of this. What is the point of our

2:47 Constitution at this point? I think we've been registered.

2:50 We are at a constitutional crisis.

2:53 I don't think people really know that.

2:55 They're saying it's not a war. It's not a war.

2:58 I guess Israel is the one attacking.

3:00 We're just, you know, helping them along and whatever.

3:02 But. They're next door.

3:04 But we're we're bombing him too. No, definitely.

3:07 This is not Israel versus Iran. America versus Iran, not Israel.

3:11 It really, it really kind of is. And so no, I mean not kind of,

3:15 it definitely is. But I think the biggest thing is

3:17 like, there is no plan. No, not at all.

3:21 The one that hasn't been in public.

3:22 There is no plan. There might be.

3:24 There might. Be there's plan, there might be

3:27 a plan, but it has not been let known that there is.

3:28 Concepts of a plan. That's because there's concepts

3:31 of a plan. We don't even know that, but

3:33 there's just no, we have nothing's been released on.

3:36 Nothing, nothing. Americans are stranded over

3:38 there. There's our citizens, our

3:41 brothers and sisters are stuck over there with no plan.

3:44 They're they can't even get a straight answer.

3:46 Germany, the the Netherlands, all these other countries had a

3:51 plan to get their people out of there.

3:52 They picked them up on buses, They got them out of there, got

3:55 them on planes Before any before anything happened, there was a

3:58 plan. There is no plan here.

4:00 It's not easy to start a war, but it's just insane to try and

4:04 end one. I mean, because they all want to

4:07 like have them like surrender on each other's terms.

4:10 And that's hardly ever going to happen even with like World War

4:12 2. Like because I did a report on

4:14 this, I remember specifically Japan did surrender or they sent

4:17 in like a treaty to America, like saying hey, we surrender.

4:20 And basically was the same terms and conditions.

4:24 Eventually did take the surrender on, but they still

4:27 went ahead and bombed Japan for no reason.

4:29 Japan was ready to surrender. They said, you know, yeah, we I

4:32 give up. You guys won, but America

4:34 didn't. They said they didn't get it in

4:36 time, but. Really don't think Iran was

4:39 going to have that same attitude.

4:41 No, no, definitely. I really just don't think that.

4:44 Definitely not. And I think that that's all the

4:46 really Dems really want. Like everyone is on the same

4:48 page. Democrats and Republicans, you

4:50 know, they're the Ayatollah. I always say it wrong, the

4:53 Ayatollah Ala Toya. I always was saying Ala toya,

4:57 and then I realized that was the Ayatollah, that they took the

5:01 Ayatollah out. Everyone's on the same page, but

5:04 I think the Democrats just want to know what the plan is before

5:07 you go into something so big like this.

5:10 Yeah, I don't know. I'm just so tired of hearing

5:13 Republicans when I don't see what's so bad about taking out

5:17 bad guys, making Democrats look like these awful people that are

5:20 all for people being oppressed by the Iranian government.

5:23 That's not the case. Those were the same people sick

5:26 of hearing people say that it makes Democrats look bad.

5:29 Republicans are so good at making Republic.

5:32 I'm sorry Republicans are so good at making Democrats.

5:35 It's. Kind of like part of their job.

5:36 It's in the doctor description. When you sign up to be they're

5:38 doing. They're doing a great job

5:39 because there's they're not letting the electorate.

5:43 Electoral. Elect no.

5:45 The electorate, the people, the voters, They're not letting the

5:49 people know the behind the scenes kind of stuff.

5:54 No. It's and that that is the key

5:57 that is making Democrats look stupid.

5:59 This is just another great example of it.

6:02 And yes, I get that we want to liberate the Iranian people.

6:07 Yes, liberty not not that easy. No, of course not.

6:10 Liberty not that easy. Liberty.

6:12 You think it was easy to get it? Like we had to move to a

6:14 different continent to get liberty.

6:17 And even then, we still there was still war.

6:19 Yeah, exactly. After war, you had to fight for

6:22 our independence. And now those were now.

6:24 So I mean, yeah, this is got this effects more than just the

6:29 Middle East. This is this is going to affect

6:31 us every thought everything was expensive now.

6:33 I know I mean. It's gonna it's gonna get so

6:37 much worse. Gas in a week went up $0.30 on

6:40 average, so there's that. According to Miss Bondy,

6:43 apparently it was like, it's the cheapest it's ever been, 114%,

6:47 she said, according to Donald Trump's plan.

6:49 But. That we but the Dow, the Dow,

6:52 but the Dow was tanked as well and the Dow was down.

6:56 She's not screaming about the Dow now anymore.

7:00 Anyways, that has been over. But no, I I have to say at this

7:03 point, if he is not removed from office, what is the point of our

7:06 Constitution? We are, we are at a

7:08 constitutional crisis already. We have a president going to war

7:13 without Congress's approval. I agree.

7:16 So I agree. I just I don't understand what

7:18 the point is. As far as what we are just to

7:20 live well, asking that question for a long time.

7:24 What is the our government? I mean, it just really makes you

7:26 question our government and everything.

7:28 I mean, we vote these people in to follow the Constitution.

7:31 I'm not talking, I'm not talking Trump talking Congress.

7:34 They still, they really aren't following it either.

7:36 If this isn't what gets him removed, I don't know.

7:39 I don't, I don't think we ever will.

7:41 I think we'll have to actually do another, what is it like 2

7:45 years and 3/4 of Trump If if, if they don't allow him to go

7:50 against the Constitution and get a third term in there.

7:53 This is where. We're at.

7:55 That's that's my like, OK, so as far as the constitutional

7:57 crisis, yes, I agree wholeheartedly because my

8:00 biggest issue with it is that he's trying to run for a third

8:03 term. And he?

8:04 Already has hats made for it. He's not.

8:07 No one's following the Constitution anymore.

8:09 No one's following the Constitution, But let's not get

8:11 a fucking third term. He better not like he must be

8:13 real though. Like it's only his

8:14 administration that is not followed any constitutional like

8:18 outlines or guidelines really. The word that I have been

8:20 hearing late, not lately, ever since Trump came into office the

8:26 first time, is the word unprecedented.

8:29 Literally. And that's exactly what you're

8:31 saying. I'm so sick of hearing the word

8:35 unprecedented. We shouldn't be hearing this

8:38 word every day. Every day the news reporters are

8:42 saying this is unprecedented time and it everything new I

8:45 said this is unprecedent, unprecedented time,

8:47 unprecedented. I started that word.

8:50 Can we at least try to like stick to like our job role and

8:52 be president instead of unprecedented?

8:54 Well, the Supreme Court tried. I mean, the tariff toddler came

8:58 back and said Nope, Nope, I'm doing even more terrorists.

9:02 I'm sorry, Tariff toddler. The tariff toddler.

9:04 Yeah, tariff toddler. Is that going to be the Cheetos

9:07 name? No, there's going to be several,

9:09 but that's just the one for today.

9:10 OK, tariff toddler. That's actually pretty great.

9:12 I thought that was pretty decent too.

9:14 I've got nicknames for all of them.

9:16 That's pretty good. Like spam.

9:17 Remember we got spam bonding? Well, I've thought about maybe

9:19 spam Blondie. Nah, too much.

9:23 Blondie. I love Blondie as the band, so

9:26 no, I want to keep the. I want to keep the which.

9:29 Hold that note for later too. Oh definitely hold that note for

9:32 later I. Am it's in my note?

9:35 So that is just that's just my update.

9:38 I wish I could talk about more. There's so much to talk about

9:41 going on. Christy Noem got fired.

9:43 I'm just going to throw that out there.

9:44 Thank God. Ding Dong, Ding Dong.

9:47 Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead.

9:48 Which one would be the wicked witch?

9:51 No. No, because there's something

9:54 about Christie. I think Bondy would be the East

9:57 and Christie would be the West, which is like wicked witches of

10:00 the East and the West. Which one?

10:02 Would be I think that and Christie, no one would be the

10:06 wicked witch. Of the West.

10:08 Of the of the West and this is pre wicked yeah, of course just

10:12 looking at no, I'm just. Saying just like wizard.

10:13 Of Oz Wizard of Oz I was just. Going to say this is only Wizard

10:16 of Oz. Yes, specifically Wizard of Oz

10:18 I. Think Christy Gnome would be the

10:19 Wicked Wizard, Wicked Witch of the West through the through the

10:23 eyes of the Wizard of Oz. Because while I know Bondi is

10:31 just completely protecting pedophiles, she is.

10:34 There is something about Christy Gnome and the murders of Alex

10:40 Pretty and Renee Good in Minneapolis that just vilifies

10:44 her. It's not great.

10:46 Or there's just something and then calling them domestic

10:49 terrorists. It's not great.

10:51 It's bad and. It's not great.

10:54 Never apologizing for it. Continue that's.

10:57 The one thing I'm not a huge fan about these politicians with or

10:59 at least any of these local like this administration in general,

11:02 they don't. It's not necessarily lack of

11:04 empathy #1 but there's also like just no humility.

11:08 There's no humility there. And you would think that like to

11:11 some extent, to some degree, that they should have at least

11:13 an ounce of some type of humility to make improvements on

11:16 the for the greater good. But no, they lack, they lack it

11:20 all. There's nothing that they feel

11:22 sorry or marciful for. So and then, and you know what,

11:25 in the meantime, we just lost 92,000 jobs in the country.

11:29 So is that where? My literally everything is just

11:31 going up in flames. That's where my I.

11:33 Really feel like that gas is going to drive up the price of

11:37 oil and gas can drive the price of everything.

11:39 I mean, yeah, this is it. This is where we're at.

11:42 Like I said, there's just so much talk about.

11:45 We could talk about politics all day, but we like to keep a nice

11:48 variety. A nice variety.

11:50 Oh my God, So speaking. So just for just the Googles, I

11:53 typed in 2000, like 2000 hit like the year 2000s, and the

11:57 playlist covers a Barbie doll. That's the Barbie doll head.

12:01 It's kind of funny. Well, I'm a Barbie girl.

12:04 I mean, I thought that was like 90s.

12:06 And it was, and I think it was like early 90s too.

12:09 I don't. Even think that was 90s.

12:11 Actually, maybe it was, I'm not quite sure.

12:12 I thought it was or 90s. It was definitely 90s.

12:14 Yeah, for sure, 1000%. So did you lie to yourself this

12:18 week? Did IA few times.

12:22 I've been delusional this week. Honestly, what?

12:24 Did you lie to yourself? About it and I'm fine.

12:28 That ties into exactly the thing that I lied to myself about.

12:33 That you're fine. No, I lied that I lied to

12:36 myself. That I that Britney is fine,

12:39 that Britney Spears is fine. Yeah, she's not fine.

12:42 Poor thing. I think we've done this for a

12:44 while. She is not fine.

12:46 She when she was dancing with knives, sharp butcher knives,

12:49 No. And I mean, like she was like

12:52 going for housed with them too. That was enough right there.

12:58 And and like she's got crazy like raccoon eyes and every

13:01 every time you see her now, like she's twacked her makeup is not

13:04 she's she didn't look well months ago, a year ago or

13:07 whatever. Just downhill.

13:10 It's just been downhill. And, well, here we are.

13:12 I mean, but let's be real, like she back in 2007, she had a

13:15 crisis. She's having a crisis now.

13:17 Like it's a regular pattern with Miss Britney.

13:19 Well, she does this about every 20 years because when listeners,

13:23 if you are not aware, our Miss Britney Spears has has fallen

13:30 from a star again. Fallen from her, fallen from her

13:34 pedestal. There we go.

13:35 She fell from something. She fell off a pedestal, a gay

13:38 pedestal that the homosexuals put her up on.

13:40 And then she found herself on the jury's and not the jury.

13:43 'S No, she's on the opposite side of the jury's hand.

13:46 Found herself in court in the victims.

13:48 Yeah. Done.

13:49 I mean, do we know how long her sentence was or is it just going

13:51 to be like overnight? Well, she just, well, she, let's

13:55 just start from the beginning. I guess she got caught.

13:58 Her BMW was swerving in and out of the lanes.

14:01 Was it really ABMW? I guess I think it was a BMWI

14:03 think she's a poor. Thing she could do so much

14:05 better too. They stole owe her money.

14:07 Did but BMW she don't have? Any money and then.

14:11 W is pretty nice. This lawyer she's going to have

14:14 to pay for, she's a high profile.

14:16 I mean, this is it going to be she's a high.

14:18 Profile she is, so I hope the lawyers are.

14:21 Well I don't know, maybe the lawyer would be.

14:22 I wonder if they up charge you for being a celebrity.

14:25 I mean, lawyers were already ridiculously expensive for no

14:28 reason. So she was swerving and

14:31 obviously showing signs of intoxication, and she was taken

14:35 into the Ventura County Jail. She was actually released a few

14:39 hours later. So she was released already?

14:42 Yeah, she's been released already.

14:43 She has court later on in May, so she's got a few, a few months

14:47 to sweat it out again. I guess it, I guess we just saw

14:52 this coming. I did because, you know, her

14:55 boys and everything were saying that they're going to be

14:57 spending time with her. It was not their.

15:00 Loved ones are going to come up with an overdue needed plan to

15:04 set her up for success or well-being.

15:07 So now they realize that they basically are confirming that

15:10 she just unwell. She was not well.

15:12 She has not been well. This has been going on for quite

15:14 some time now. We knew that though.

15:17 I mean, we did at least I guess the.

15:19 But I'm saying this confirms it. I mean, this confirms it, that

15:22 she it has not been going fine. Yeah, the concert.

15:25 Even after the conservatorship. See the conservatorship like,

15:28 OK, so the conservatorship was fucked up in the 1st place.

15:31 The fact that she couldn't literally do nothing without

15:33 permission. And then once it was like, I

15:37 guess I don't know what, because once it was like once the

15:39 conservatorship ended and then we kind of, we knew she was

15:42 going to spiral. We already knew she was going to

15:44 spiral right after, So what really set her up for failure

15:48 was the conservatorship in the 1st place.

15:50 I think because if that was never there, she might be

15:53 somewhat on a level headed celebrity status right now if it

15:56 wasn't for the conservatorship in the 1st place.

15:58 But. I think this started a long time

16:01 ago, way before I think she was a child performing robot.

16:05 She was, and I think she was too.

16:08 Again, I guess I just, we have to go back to Hilary Duff,

16:11 praise Hilary Duff for never losing her mind because all of

16:13 these child stars really, actually, I would, I would

16:17 actually say it. It's probably we, we don't know

16:21 everything of what happened to Britney.

16:23 We're not going to know everything that happened to

16:24 Britney probably decades after she's gone.

16:28 Maybe we'll find out the deepest, darkest.

16:30 Secrets of the truth comes out when they die.

16:32 But this is almost a modern day Judy Garland kind of situation.

16:38 I think a child star that just grew up to just be tragic.

16:44 I, I don't think we're at the tragedy point of Judy Garland.

16:48 Obviously she like. Over killed herself.

16:50 But definitely. But I think that this is like

16:53 similar. I think that they just abused a

16:57 child and maybe she wasn't abused the same way as Judy

16:59 Garland, but I think I think it was probably almost there.

17:03 Let's say trauma for sure. I mean abuse, I'm sure to some

17:06 extent, but I don't know what. Drew Barrymore, they used to

17:08 tell her, I read somewhere they used to tell her her puppy at

17:11 home died to get her to cry on camera.

17:13 I mean, I mean, like they use they use disgusting.

17:16 So I mean, it's not like abusive like they didn't they used to

17:19 smack the shit out of Judy Garland.

17:21 We saw that in the video. They gave her pills.

17:23 They gave her to say that was like they gave her.

17:25 They gave her all kinds of crazy stuff.

17:26 Cocktail was the IT was ran of like the speed.

17:30 And what they did to do bury more, you know, it's still

17:33 abuse. It's emotional abuse, I guess is

17:35 what you would say ethically completely horrible.

17:39 But I, I just this is where we're at with Britney, too.

17:44 That's sad, but it does kind of like segue us into our actual.

17:48 It's a sad day. It's just a sad day for all

17:52 Britney lovers. Basically every millennial gay

17:55 point out there. Could you imagine if that was a

17:57 gay cop that like? He wouldn't.

17:59 He wouldn't have done shit. Keep that you love Chris Cocker.

18:03 What'd you watch? Chris Cocker.

18:05 It's. Me, this is not a theater pocker

18:08 stuff. We don't need to sing here.

18:11 It's music. It's the music episode.

18:12 It is. It doesn't mean we need to sing.

18:15 We're focusing on the gay cops picking up Britney Spears.

18:18 They wouldn't even pick her up. I would fangirl the fuck out of

18:21 that moment. Be like, like Britney.

18:23 I said. I didn't know.

18:24 I don't want to do this. I'm so sorry.

18:27 I wouldn't, that's what I'm saying.

18:28 I would throw her ass back in the car and we would drive away

18:31 together and I would lose my job.

18:33 I'd risk going to prison for Britney fucking Spears.

18:35 Just like an I would. Never take her to jail.

18:40 Yeah, the cop is fully like patting her down.

18:43 She's walking away with a handcuffs like I did that.

18:46 Oh my God, I know she would. She would own that situation

18:49 with me. She'd be like, get in the car,

18:50 we're going shopping. The cop was game, yeah, but he

18:53 wasn't. I'm assuming he was not.

18:55 So what is your favorite Britney song?

18:57 We need to like quiet down a little bit.

19:01 What is your favorite Britney song?

19:02 The question I need an question. Do you need a second to think

19:06 about it? No, because it's.

19:10 It's either a it's. A OK, I have two questions for

19:12 you. Your favorite Britney song.

19:14 OK, most underrated Britney song you think is the most

19:18 underrated, which it can be the same as your favorite?

19:20 Because actually, my favorite and my most underrated are the

19:23 same. OK, so my it was our third one

19:26 is what was the third part of the question or no?

19:29 There is there is a couple other questions, but let's.

19:31 Just start with those two. For that, I think the most

19:35 underrated, it's the most heartbreaking song, but I think

19:38 that the most underrated 1 is I think everything every time,

19:41 every time. I don't think that's underrated.

19:44 I think everyone loves that. Everyone.

19:45 Loves that, but it's not like I mean, it was a.

19:47 Huge hit back in the day like 2003 and 2. 1004 I still think

19:55 it's underrated I love it it's. I can't accept that answer.

20:00 No one really. I guess when it comes to every

20:02 time it it it was. Popular for its time, but it did

20:07 kind of fade away. It's not one song.

20:09 That's not what you. Play on the radio.

20:10 You don't play it on the radio. Like, no, because that's the

20:12 song you play when you're playing through a heartbreak.

20:13 Drag Queens aren't performing it in the clubs.

20:16 It's not a good, it's not a good song.

20:17 It's a hard song for someone to yeah, it's a depressing to do

20:21 anything with. When you're when you were broken

20:23 up with, that's when you play every time, right?

20:24 No one likes to listen to that every day, right.

20:26 So but as far as like favorite Britney song?

20:29 Favorite of all time? I need to know it.

20:32 It's a tie between like two or three.

20:35 OK, let's let it go. So I truly do enjoy this.

20:40 Is a good one. Yes, with Ke$ha.

20:42 And Nicki Minaj and Nicki well remix kind of cancelled.

20:46 I mean, that's a good. It's kind of cancelled now.

20:48 We do not approve of Nicki Minaj on this podcast partly.

20:51 But yeah, that would probably that's tied with either Till the

20:55 World end. No till the world end was like.

20:58 No, that was a fabulous song. That was a fabulous song.

21:00 And then that. Was a good album.

21:02 Femme Fatale. That was a good album.

21:04 And then probably either I wanna go or that was.

21:09 Also femme fatale. Yeah, it was.

21:10 Or what was it Sleepover or Perfume?

21:14 Or Those were two different songs on the same.

21:15 Album Perfume was a song on Femme Fatale.

21:18 Yeah, that must have just been your album.

21:22 That was your Britney album. I mean work bitch too is iconic

21:25 and will always and forever be. Well, yeah, I think that that

21:30 was, I think that was fun. Yes, it was.

21:32 Was that femme fatale too? Pretty sure.

21:33 I'm pretty sure he too. Yeah.

21:35 I'm not sure on the. That was my that was had to be.

21:37 Well, it was that one. It was that album.

21:39 And then the one of her very first ones like Hit Me baby One

21:41 More time was like those were the her peak moments for me at

21:44 least. Well, but I think Britney, her

21:47 albums always had some sort of like a strategy to it because

21:52 there was always about 3 good big pop anthems that on there

21:59 and then the rest were all just kind of like weird filler songs

22:02 sometimes. However, Femme Fatale was a good

22:07 Yeah that one was a good one. Where there like that was the

22:09 one album where like every song was so good.

22:13 I will agree with you. I almost forgot about that one

22:15 actually. So my favorite song and my

22:17 underrated are actually the same one.

22:20 Which is. Now I'm stronger than yesterday.

22:28 I love that one. No, I mean, it's why are you

22:32 giving me attitude over that song?

22:33 It is a it is because underestimated pop power

22:38 anthems, pop power anthem. I am a slut for a good pop

22:42 power. Underestimated or underrated?

22:46 Under underrated. You said underestimated.

22:48 Did I say underestimated? It meant underrated.

22:51 Well, they're I mean, they're kind of the same.

22:52 Not really. It's an underestimated song.

22:57 OK, I meant underrated for the record.

22:59 OK, so I, I, I that one is, I'm going to have to go with that

23:02 one because I don't, I never hear anyone talk about it.

23:07 I think it was a great song. It actually is almost like kind

23:11 of a sequel to Baby One More Time.

23:13 I don't think anyone realizes that sometimes.

23:16 I think you're also trying to find like, no?

23:18 It she says in the song, My loneliness isn't killing me

23:22 anymore. That is such an illusion to baby

23:27 One more Time. It's like the sequel song.

23:29 I think that's cool. OK, stop giving me that look.

23:32 I think it's a great song. And she does a chair dance.

23:35 She does a chair dance for God's sake.

23:38 Am useful or she does a chair dance.

23:39 No, but this was like did she do one before this?

23:44 Because stronger would have been like oops I did it again album.

23:48 Wouldn't it be circus? No circus would have been after

23:51 that. No, no, no, no.

23:53 I need you. I need.

23:54 Yeah. I should have had you like, look

23:55 up Britney history. I looked up, I looked up,

23:59 actually, you told me to look up music and I did.

24:01 And I have a whole list here in front of me and I'm ready to go

24:03 through. No, that's fine.

24:05 Go for it. We're on Britney right now, so

24:07 I'm giving you, you have your time.

24:08 For it now, yeah. I'm letting you have your time.

24:10 So I reclaiming my time. I'm reclaiming my time.

24:13 I hear that a lot on the news too.

24:16 Because nobody can keep their ducks in a row, no.

24:18 One knows how to wait their turn.

24:19 Nobody knows how to wait their turn anymore.

24:21 There's just no decorum. That's our government anymore.

24:25 Anyways. That's a whole again.

24:26 We could rant about politics all day.

24:28 There's but no This is Brittany's time.

24:32 So what was your first Britney song like?

24:35 I've been there from the start. Because I'm, I mean, my first

24:37 song was probably hit me maybe one more time, no?

24:40 But like what? That was the song.

24:41 Like where you first heard Britney or like you first

24:43 noticed Britney? That was the first.

24:45 I was like, I think that was the first time.

24:47 No, I saw that poster first. I saw Britney poster first I've

24:50 heard in that like latex cat suit.

24:53 And I was like looking up at her.

24:54 I was like. I want her cat suit.

24:56 Was it orange? Yeah, so that would have been

24:59 oops, I did it again. With the long hair, the long

25:02 straight hair. It was.

25:02 Oops, I did it again. So that was my first exposure to

25:05 Britney, and I forgot how old I was, too young.

25:07 But I looked up at the poster and it was like that, like aha

25:10 moment, like when you see a kid in a superhero.

25:13 It was kind of like that where I was like, and then I said out

25:16 loud, I want to make her my wife.

25:17 Yeah, I I bet. Like I said, I've been there

25:20 from the start. So Baby One More Time was and

25:23 will be the first always be the first song that I ever

25:26 recognized her. Found out about her through some

25:29 probably CD commercial on the TV.

25:32 Back in the day when you actually had to buy the entire.

25:34 Album the entire entire I know I remember when I finally got into

25:37 high school you could iTunes, you could buy the actual just

25:41 one song. It was almost still more of a

25:43 pain in the ass though. I would rather just bought the

25:46 album. Or since we're like talking

25:48 about, so this is, I don't know if you did this, but back in the

25:52 day when we were like still kids and didn't have a job and still

25:54 poor. I mean still now poor, but.

25:57 And still act like kids. Child at heart, young at heart,

26:00 but I would go to like YouTube Converter and like download all

26:04 the songs off of YouTube and just throw them in my iTunes.

26:06 Oh see, we did something way worse for our computers when we

26:10 were kids. We had this thing called like

26:11 Bear Share or Kazaa and it was basically remember it just

26:15 basically gave your computer aids.

26:17 It just like as soon as you downloaded it, your computer had

26:20 about six months, but say had about maybe even maybe six

26:24 months on the long end before your computer just slowly it was

26:28 just cancer for your computer. It really was.

26:31 But no, so I I have been there through the whole Brittany

26:35 thing. I think what attract attracted

26:37 me to her most was that was the first time I ever kind of like

26:41 started noticing like theatrics, like the production every just

26:45 the whole production level was unmatched.

26:47 It was good. You know, I think that that was

26:49 when I started realizing that I was going to eventually going go

26:52 into some sort of entertainment as well.

26:54 You know, I've been doing musical theatre since 8th grade.

26:57 But you're an insurance adjuster.

26:59 I am, but I do musical theatre on the side, so I've done like

27:03 20 shows and I'm doing a podcast.

27:05 This is entertainment. Yeah.

27:07 I've done like 20 shows which. I did Rocky Horror one year like

27:12 Rocky Horror. Picture show, like live.

27:13 Yeah. OK, OK.

27:16 In that vein, let's talk about that because I have been to

27:19 Rocky Horror. Performance not here.

27:21 Was it not? Well, OK, but was it a Rocky

27:23 Horror performance where they like they have the movie going

27:26 on in the background in a movie theater?

27:28 OK, but you know they do that, right?

27:29 Which is stupid to me. It is a little silly.

27:31 That's so stupid to me. It is, you know.

27:33 I mean, I've been to a couple of them actually, but so please

27:36 tell me about those Rocky Horror.

27:40 So I was in Rocky Horror Picture Show.

27:42 But you were the blonde guy, weren't you?

27:44 Actually no. I.

27:45 Was the hot blonde guy. I was not the Frankenstein, no,

27:49 I was actually just ensemble. You wouldn't have been able to

27:51 wear his outfit, you'd be falling out.

27:55 I mean, you're not wrong. You would not.

27:57 No, I was just part of the ensemble.

28:00 It's always fun. It's sometimes fun being part of

28:02 the ensemble. Which I was not mad about.

28:03 I was actually having a great time because our frankenverter

28:06 was ginger men. I'm a little past the ensemble

28:09 days. I either get a part or I'm not

28:11 doing it. Oh.

28:12 See, I didn't really care. I mean he.

28:15 Asked me to do it like I'm. Really begging.

28:17 I don't do ensemble parts. Anymore they were like begging,

28:19 like begging me to like, you should do it, come do it.

28:21 And I was like, I don't really do theater and I don't do it

28:24 now. And I was like.

28:26 They don't do plays either. Then I was a standout.

28:28 I hate plays. I was the standard and the

28:30 ensemble. But anyways, back to.

28:33 I mean, I guess it's still. Brittany's time.

28:35 Yeah. OK, cool.

28:35 Back to Brittany. She's had a rough, rough week.

28:38 We need to give her this. Brittany, we love you.

28:41 We support you. You are our.

28:43 You are well. You're my everything.

28:44 I don't nobody yet, but. She was for a hot minute.

28:47 She was my everything for a minute when I was like 6.

28:49 Did you ever make it to any of her concerts?

28:51 Yes, actually when I which. 1. The Vegas one, Her Vegas show

28:54 was, yes, it was a huge deal. I wished, I kind of wished I

29:00 would have maybe gone and see another.

29:02 One like me and my straight gay best friend, like gay straight

29:05 best friend Peyton, he was like we were like obsessed with her

29:08 and Betty White. I don't know why or what it was

29:10 about those two, but. That is quite, quite the duo.

29:14 Yeah, but like very iconic, both of them in very different ways.

29:19 Like so with him and I were we went like I think it was like

29:22 the first week or something that she opened in Plan A Hollywood.

29:24 We went to go see her. Oh, that's so cool.

29:27 So I I actually got to see the circus tour twice and I.

29:32 Did I do like 1? Did she do the same city in?

29:34 She came back. She, she added on to her tour

29:37 like 6 or seven months later. And then she came back to

29:40 Chicago at the Allstate Arena. I know Allstate.

29:44 Allstate. What's in your pocket?

29:47 Nothing because that place is fucking expensive.

29:50 I mean 12-15 dollars a beer back then.

29:54 What kind of beer? Bud Light, you know, Yeah, it

29:58 was horrible. Yeah.

30:00 So I did see the circus tour twice.

30:02 She was amazing. She was up and moving back then.

30:04 You have to remember this was 2008, 2009.

30:07 So she was still up moving and dancing.

30:08 She was moving. When she was at fun in

30:10 Hollywood, she was moving, then she was bucking.

30:12 She was bucking. Not like she used to.

30:14 I mean, I don't know that I was too young.

30:15 I was too young. I know still young he loved her.

30:19 That make me still young. Start your night cream now

30:22 bitch. I have good you should.

30:24 And I just started Botox too, so.

30:26 You did the you're doing Botox. I've already had two sessions.

30:29 You have granted they've been like, I haven't been going like

30:33 every three months like you're supposed to.

30:35 I kind of just go like when it when it happens.

30:37 What I've done 2 sessions of Botox.

30:39 I was wondering why you look so fabulous.

30:40 I just didn't want to tell you. Thanks, I didn't want.

30:44 I don't want to give you 2. I don't want to blow up your

30:46 head quite yet. I mean, I already have you.

30:48 Go on you. Already I know that's so it

30:50 makes sense. I don't blame you.

30:52 So I had a confession to make like literally most of my face

30:57 is fake as well. I'm not surprised.

31:00 Like I get Botox in my chin. I'm not surprised fillers in my

31:04 cheeks. I get fillers in my jaw, my

31:07 lips. I got my lips done.

31:08 Kind of like that's what stood out to me most was the cheeks.

31:11 And also your sniffy's profile was kind of old.

31:13 I'll confess it. I don't care, I'm fine with it.

31:16 I mean, I'm not mad about. It I'm not, I'm not hiding.

31:18 Like I literally whenever someone's like we're having a

31:20 conversation and like like how old are you?

31:21 I was like guess and they always, I love playing that

31:23 game. I know they're always under

31:24 guess. I'm like, oh, thank God Botox is

31:26 working. I played a 17 year old last

31:29 year. I know you told in my last

31:30 musical, the Prom, I played a 17 year old.

31:32 They had a 40 year old being 17. I am.

31:35 Not 40, just your OK. That's how I was started taking

31:42 applications for a new podcast host.

31:45 All right, so is it Britney Howard still or?

31:50 Not done yet with her. I have what?

31:53 I have one more question. Yeah.

31:56 If Britney could make music her own way and produce it herself,

32:01 what genre of music do you think Britney would make?

32:05 I think she'd stay in Pop still. You think she was still stay in

32:07 pop? She would stay in pop, maybe

32:08 have like one or two country songs on it, but as she would

32:11 mainly stay in pop I feel. I think I'm I think I'm just

32:16 trying. I think I'm relating this to

32:18 Jessica Simpson a lot only because I saw that she I never

32:22 really I Jessica Simpson is a good singer but.

32:26 She wasn't known for her singing, though she.

32:28 Wasn't known for her singing, however have ever heard her sing

32:31 musical theatre, which is a completely different style of

32:34 singing. Like different different like

32:36 mouth shapes and vowels. I don't think you're considered

32:40 a classically trained singer if you're a musical.

32:44 The diffusing musicals the only way to get like I think to the.

32:47 Classical level is if you take like opera and like.

32:49 Yeah, that's see, but you're kind of almost there because you

32:52 still got like the long vibrato. Anyways.

32:54 Jessica Simpson, she can, she can fucking sing when it comes

32:57 to musical theatre. I mean, there's videos of her

33:00 out there just absolutely killing it when it comes to

33:02 musical theatre. But her pop music, yeah, like I

33:04 said, she wasn't, she wasn't really known for.

33:07 She was just kind of a pretty face that was there and she I

33:09 think, I think it's kind of the same thing with Britney.

33:12 I think that if she were to break into like the musical

33:14 theatre same because she was a dancer, that's you know, so she

33:18 and that was I think that was actually always her passion.

33:20 She was always very hands on with all of.

33:21 Her music videos and I think that that would I think it all

33:24 would have translated super well to musical theater.

33:26 I mean, she put on a show and I ultimately think that that is

33:29 what what gave her the success over like Christine, if we're

33:33 going to put him put it into perspective.

33:35 I don't think there's a comparison.

33:37 There's no comparison between her and she.

33:39 Blew she. Blew she.

33:40 She blew Christina out of the water.

33:42 She blew Christina. She's so dirty.

33:44 She blew her. This is Brittany's Reclaiming my

33:46 time. Reclaiming my time.

33:48 Girls don't tell that we heard you the first time.

33:52 Oh, your room's so big, it echoes.

33:54 It does lightly, I'm not gonna lie.

33:55 I was gonna say we should do it at your place next week.

33:57 Yeah, we can do that. We can do that.

33:59 Well, that is actually all the everything I have on Britney.

34:03 So we can definitely just move on to music in general though.

34:06 We can just talk about some music.

34:07 I'll let you take with this one, like let tell me about your

34:09 music. I think that we need to remind

34:11 the listeners that you and I don't necessarily know each

34:14 other that much. Like we are actually learning

34:16 about each other on air, which I actually think is really cool.

34:19 There can't be that many podcast hosts out there that do this

34:22 because they're probably all like best friends.

34:24 They know each other for years. That is not the case with US

34:26 listeners. Like we are actually two or

34:28 three months beforehand. We literally, we're literally

34:31 still getting to know each other on air in front of everybody.

34:35 Yeah. I know.

34:37 And we're going to get video soon too.

34:39 Then we'll then we'll really be in front of everybody.

34:41 True, and we were supposed to have video this week, but you

34:43 know my computer's shout out on us anyways.

34:46 So music, Yes. So tell.

34:48 Us about some music you'd like. I would.

34:49 I want to hear about you. OK, so when you said to look up

34:52 music, mind immediately went to the greatest decade for music,

34:55 which was the early 2000. I would.

34:58 I wholeheartedly agree with that I.

35:00 Think that was the best decade for music?

35:01 Hearted a little good. Some good 80s Oh sure, see, but

35:04 most of the good like thousands like songs that some of the best

35:08 remixes were from the 80s Yeah, so.

35:11 They redid the songs. Hand in hand.

35:13 The one I can think of right now, I don't know if for Pitiful

35:16 Me by Linda Ronstadt would have been these, but they redid that

35:19 song and that is one of my favorite songs.

35:22 The one. Is a 90s country song.

35:24 Terry Clark redid that song, if you remember.

35:26 Her I do barely so one of my favorite like kind of like

35:29 remixes. It wasn't even in like a major

35:32 like pop artists album. It was in a film.

35:36 A film. What was it?

35:38 So it kind of goes along with your musical theatre, but not

35:40 really. It was I Need a Hero.

35:43 Was it Jennifer Saunders and Shrek 2?

35:46 I don't know that one. You don't.

35:49 It's Shrek. Oh my God, that's like the best.

35:53 OK, I'm sorry. This is like it is.

35:56 I'm so sorry. Like I love I need to hear the

35:58 original, but this like blew it out of the water.

36:00 Like it was very much a theater production style.

36:03 Like I need a hero. Like you need to watch it.

36:06 I will pull it up for you at the end of this.

36:08 That's totally fine. Like it is so good and so funny.

36:11 If we're talking about like a favorite song from a movie.

36:16 Oh, I have several. I have to.

36:18 My favorite well, and I remember having AVHS and I would replay

36:22 it this part over and over and over as a kid because there was

36:26 no iTunes. There was no there wasn't even

36:28 ACD for the song, but the first Hocus Pocus, the song that Bette

36:33 Midler sings I'm sorry to spell on you.

36:36 That's a great one. I rocked out to that song, I

36:42 think, well, I I mean, I rocked out to that movie my whole life.

36:44 I still rock. Everyone does movie but every.

36:47 Good homosexual still does. That that would be my favorite

36:50 song, movie, song, song movie, whatever do.

36:52 You want to know what's so hysterical though?

36:54 So I showed my nephew Hocus Pocus and mind you he's only

36:57 like barely 2 so when? He wasn't scared to death.

37:01 No, he was all inches away from the screen.

37:03 And so you know how like the credits song is like that song,

37:07 like I put a spell on you. He's like dancing to it.

37:10 And then he tries to strike a pose on that last note.

37:14 It is amazing. Like I was so happy.

37:17 I was so happy. I was like, yes, you go, nephew.

37:20 Happy gunkle moment It's. A funkle.

37:23 Not gunkle, but a. Funkle.

37:25 I've not heard of a funkle. A fun uncle.

37:27 Why can't you say fun gunkle? I'm a fun gunkle.

37:30 I mean, I'm a great uncle, so Funkle.

37:33 Yeah, you do get to see the your nieces and nephews.

37:37 Yeah, how many nieces and. Nephews I only have two nephews,

37:39 one for my sister and one for my brother.

37:41 Do you get to see them more often than mine?

37:43 Mine are back in Chicago. I try to see them as much as

37:45 possible, but I have two nieces so 1 is going to be let's say I

37:50 think she's 5 now. I.

37:51 Think that's perfect because my first nephew is like 5 too.

37:55 Yeah, 5 And then we got. We have Mila, she was just born

37:59 in July and she has the biggest bluest eyes that nobody else has

38:03 in my family. My nephew does 2 biggest bluest

38:05 eyes. Anyways, so onward with the with

38:09 the music. Subject are you, since we're in

38:11 like the early 2000s, one of the best I think lyrical wise, like

38:15 lyrics go Bedrock by Young Money productions was.

38:20 I'm not familiar. How are you not familiar?

38:23 Call me Mr. Flintstone. I can make your bedrock.

38:26 I know that part. That's the most like, I think

38:29 it's the most iconic. Like lyrics?

38:31 Yeah, that part. You tell me that part.

38:33 I know that one. I guess I do know that.

38:35 Song call me Mr. Phone so I can make me a bedrock iconic or or

38:38 or or or. I did like three O 3 love yeah

38:42 like one year. It was the only year I went to

38:44 warp tour and they were headliners and I was so happy.

38:47 I was so happy I went. I didn't mosh but like it was

38:49 like one of the best experiences I've ever had so.

38:53 You know why they're called 3? That's three.

38:55 Three. No, I don't know.

38:58 Well, my cousin actually knew them or was friends with them or

39:03 something. Went to school with them out in

39:04 Denver. Three O 3 is the area code.

39:06 That's hysterical. That's why they're called three

39:08 O 3. He explained it to me one time.

39:10 That's so funny. Yes, they they weren't.

39:12 Around for that long though. I3.

39:14 No, it was just. Like really to truly, honestly

39:17 those two albums and then they kind of fell off.

39:19 That it would, yeah. They weren't around for that

39:21 long. Do you want to also?

39:22 Did they do shut up and dance? No, they don't.

39:24 The moon. I think, OK, so this is one of

39:28 the biggest reasons why I'm mad at Katy Perry.

39:30 Sorry Perrier, But the biggest reason why I hate going there?

39:33 The only reason why I hate her. Listen, it's been a long week.

39:36 Do we really have to go there? Yes, because my first kiss,

39:39 Ke$ha's original track, amazing. Then Katy Perry had to come in

39:42 and try to like do her version, and I'm so sorry.

39:45 It lacked. It lacked a lot.

39:47 I think the critics said otherwise because that was a

39:50 huge hit. Yeah, with Ke$ha.

39:51 Are you talking about kiss to girl?

39:53 No, wait, what are you talking about?

39:54 My first kiss went a little like this.

39:57 And twist and twist. Wait, hold on.

40:00 We need to get this straight. If you're attacking my girl, I

40:03 want some facts. What is my first kiss?

40:06 Oh, it's 33. OK, got it.

40:08 Three featuring Ke$ha, but then Katy Perry came in like a year

40:11 or two later and did her version with it and it's not that great.

40:15 My first she she, they did they redid this song.

40:18 She did redid the song with 303. Yes, because Ke$ha was going

40:21 through the entire lawsuit with her label company or label at

40:24 the time. I I guess I didn't know.

40:26 About that, yeah, I was very upset.

40:29 Interesting. Well, and then starstruck by

40:32 them as well was like. I'm going to pretend like you

40:34 didn't come from my girl and we're going to continue.

40:36 The show No, she's the reason she's that's the biggest reason

40:38 why I'm in that she lost my phantom because of it.

40:42 Because she tried to like Trump over Ke$ha, and Ke$ha was my

40:44 diva. I, I they used to be, they used

40:49 to be friends. Yeah, they were friends at 1:00.

40:51 Because Katy Perry got Ke$ha in her I kiss no waking up at Vegas

40:55 music video. She was in I Kissed a Girl.

40:57 I thought it was waking up. She was an I kissed a girl.

40:59 That was one of them. She might be in Waking Up in

41:02 Vegas. Ke$ha can be seen in the I

41:03 Kissed a Girl. You can't really tell it's her,

41:06 and you don't even really see her that much.

41:08 It's just that do you know? And do you know what?

41:10 Katy Perry's Katy Perry's first music video ever was.

41:14 Hot and cold. No.

41:16 No. What was that?

41:17 She actually appeared in that Gym Class Hero song Girlfriend.

41:22 I said take a look at my girlfriend.

41:24 Take a look at my girlfriend, Girlfriend.

41:26 She's the only one I got bought it on.

41:28 She actually that is her first music video that she ever

41:32 appears at because she was dating that guy from Gym Class

41:36 Hero. She does come in.

41:37 She used to these great guys. And then who?

41:41 Who else was there? I do love a good flow rider, my

41:45 God. I love Flow rider.

41:47 Yeah. Or you do love Flow Rider.

41:51 If you won't know what's so sad. He does any of those songs.

41:54 I love them. What's that one?

41:56 OK, so I'm gonna give you some credit back with Miss Perry.

42:01 So sweet of you finally. That's only 5 episodes in.

42:05 Just a little bit. I can't give you too much,

42:07 though. I was the one with Kanye West.

42:09 Yeah, that one, that was actually a really good song.

42:11 I enjoy that one very much. But that was also like the

42:13 beginning of the downfall of Kanye West.

42:14 Full person. I don't know if you knew that.

42:16 No, but he's awful. God awful.

42:18 Disgusting. But that was like the one song

42:20 where I was like, OK work. He's actually kind of decent in

42:22 it in ET. Well, great song.

42:24 Great song. I just hate Kanye.

42:26 Same, but like it was a good song.

42:28 That's Hannah Got the disco? Yes, they're a good one.

42:33 For the yeah, for the Seeny Weenies.

42:35 So my parents went to their concert one time thinking it was

42:38 a disco concert. They they read that I didn't

42:41 tell you this story. Oh.

42:42 That's funny though. That's a good one.

42:45 That's funny, my parents got sit down to Texas.

42:47 My dad had to work. Which part?

42:49 Of the office. College Station, College Town

42:53 and so. That's just sounds that.

42:55 Awesome. He got he got hurt.

42:56 Yeah, I'm not quite sure. I think it's on the border

42:58 actually, I'm not quite sure, but he got hurt during the

43:01 summer and couldn't work. So they and and during the

43:04 winter you can't really work up north a whole lot on

43:06 construction. Because it's freezing.

43:07 It's. Freezing and snowy.

43:10 So to make up for that, they sent him down.

43:12 The union sent him down to Texas to work.

43:15 They went and they went to, I guess they were just want to go

43:18 out one night and go to a disco concert.

43:21 But they missed the, the panic at the part and they, they were,

43:25 they thought they were going to disco.

43:28 So they were, they're like looking around.

43:29 They're like, God, there's a lot of young people here for a disco

43:32 concert. My mom was very confused.

43:35 You know what's kind of sad though?

43:36 What? Yeah, sorry.

43:37 Changing topics, changing artists too.

43:39 H wood was like a hit. Was like a one hit wonder two

43:43 who H Wood. You totally interrupted my

43:46 story. I did, I did.

43:47 I did, I did. I forgot.

43:49 Anyways, my parents went to the concert and then they actually

43:53 had a good time. What's his name?

43:56 His name, his name. The best one is Panic at the

44:00 Disco. The leader.

44:02 What's his name again? Isn't that the Jared Leto guy?

44:06 No. No, sorry.

44:07 That's like the different. Band and in Yuri that's so

44:11 beautiful. His voice is outstanding.

44:14 Like just so insane that like I think if it can keep my parents

44:19 entertained that I have no idea who he is, no idea where they're

44:22 even at at this point and they still are coming out of that

44:26 concert going. Wow, that was awesome.

44:29 ANYWAYS, OK, move on to your next topic.

44:32 My nephew likes to say awesome. That's one of the only words he

44:34 knows. Awesome.

44:34 She says it like that. She was like and then so back to

44:40 H Wood. He was kind of like a one hit

44:42 wonder of the time of the early 2000s.

44:44 But he does have one of my favorite songs, which is Could

44:47 it be You Who? The fuck is this?

44:48 H Wood. H Wood, I hear.

44:51 I'll play a little bit of sample.

44:52 Hopefully the mics don't pick it up because I don't want to be

44:54 copyrighted. But you know, yeah, one second

44:59 this hoe. Just like Rihanna, like a go go

45:02 girl. H Wood yes, I see it.

45:05 It's, it's rap. See, I don't do rap.

45:09 It's so good. It was such a great song.

45:11 I. Don't.

45:11 I don't, yeah. I just don't need don't do any

45:13 of that. That was so bad.

45:14 I think I'm starting to think we have very different tastes in

45:17 music. Slightly, but but that wasn't.

45:19 This was early 2000s, remember? Like my music tastes like change

45:21 and evolve. So what are you listening to

45:23 nowadays? Nowadays it's a lot more house

45:27 and electric. There we go.

45:28 That's what I wanted to hear. I can get down with that.

45:31 That's where I'm at. Yeah, house and electric, I'm

45:34 really like more into now. Like what was it was this one

45:40 artist that I recently found not too long ago.

45:43 What's his name? It's here somewhere.

45:45 It's. Where'd it go?

45:47 Where did it go? OK it.

45:52 Went, it went. It went, it went.

45:54 OK, so it's his name is called Tobias.

45:57 Tobias Slaps is his stage name. And I kind of like that name.

46:01 I love the name Tobias. But so there was this one song

46:04 that showed up in my Discovery Weekly on Spotify and it was

46:07 actually really, I loved it so much.

46:09 But then I started to like actually pay attention to the

46:11 lyrics. And I'm not hating on the song

46:12 because of it, but it sounded like he was like a more

46:14 Christian themed artist Bass. The.

46:20 Mormon. Christian?

46:21 No, just Christian. A Mormon Singer.

46:22 No, just Christian. It's a Mormon.

46:23 No, it's not. I don't know.

46:24 I don't I didn't do research on him.

46:26 I don't know but like the lyrics do some he's.

46:28 From Salt Lake City. No, I don't know.

46:30 I didn't. Like I said, I did research on

46:31 him. I didn't have no idea.

46:33 No idea, but like some of the lyrics, how cute.

46:36 Yeah, it's very, it's very God friendly.

46:38 And I'm like. How heavenly are you?

46:40 But the songs don't like the beats don't sound heavenly

46:43 though the same. Also, another one I've been kind

46:46 of like recently discovered was Queen Herbie.

46:50 Queen Herbie. Yeah.

46:51 Queen Herbie. Are these people that you're

46:53 listening to? They're just like these movies,

46:55 like brand new people. Look all these up while we go.

46:57 I was not prepared for any of them.

46:59 Queen Herbie. But Queen is spelled with AV so

47:02 well. Her name is actually Amy Noonan.

47:06 Well, her stage name is Queen Herbie.

47:08 It is like I said, I didn't do anything good at that.

47:10 Like I didn't like I didn't look at any of these.

47:12 She's. From Seward, NE, that sounds

47:15 like the most boring place. But I mean, have you The one

47:18 song is called Aura Poppin. She's from Carmen.

47:22 Carrera. I'm just kidding.

47:23 She. First gained famous part of the

47:25 music duo Carmen. Oh, I know who this I love

47:30 Carmen. I didn't know that this was the

47:33 same girl. Yeah.

47:34 Queen Herbie. Let's get up.

47:35 Let's get on it. Don't you leave me broken

47:38 hearted. Yeah, but now she's like gone on

47:40 to better, better things, like Laura Poppins.

47:42 No, but I guess I, I guess I, I guess I was a little up.

47:47 To the party. Harsh.

47:48 While I was a little harsh on you, I'm slightly a hard time

47:51 about all these names and these people I don't know, and I do

47:54 know them. So she's solo now?

47:56 Yeah, she's solo as Queen Herbie.

47:58 Oh, that's kind of cool. I did like her back in the day.

48:02 And was it Nick Noonan? Was that her?

48:04 I do believe so. I don't know.

48:06 I don't know if. It's her husband.

48:07 No your name. Do.

48:10 You wanna? OK, so now I'm gonna give you a

48:11 song that'll make you cry. I'm not gonna play it.

48:13 We're gonna play it like after. I need to look up who the guy

48:16 was in Carmen. OK, you do that.

48:18 Carmen, it is. Nick.

48:19 Yeah, Husband and wife duo. OK.

48:22 Anyway. Take care of you.

48:24 Anyways, so this song that'll make you cry, I'm not gonna play

48:26 it now because it is very heart wrenching.

48:28 I probably will. If you have any relationship to

48:30 your mother, you will. She's listening.

48:33 So I have to say. Hi, mom.

48:34 OK. I'm just kidding.

48:35 I love my. Mom, no.

48:37 If you have any relationship to your mother, this song will make

48:39 you cry. It's by Lanny.

48:40 Cry. We're not.

48:41 We're Well, I guess I'm not gonna.

48:42 Play. We're not gonna play it from.

48:44 The end of the pod. I'm not gonna cry, no.

48:46 No, I'm not gonna play it for you because I don't want you to.

48:48 Like, I don't want you to be embarrassed about your tears,

48:50 but it's called if this is the last time.

48:51 And that's all I'm gonna say. I'm gonna play for you when we

48:53 stop, when we're off air. Oh, OK, good.

48:55 All right. So I was gonna say another.

48:57 They can hear it. No, no we're not.

48:59 They're not allowed to. Another good one is Miss Gaga

49:02 and Die with a Smile. That's a good one that I've been

49:05 listening to lately. Miss Gaga.

49:07 But you mentioned like dance, EDM and stuff.

49:10 I, I, I'm kind of there too, actually.

49:12 I love EDM, dance, dance pop, pop, bubblegum pop and he can

49:17 pop. What's bubblegum pop?

49:19 Bubble gum pop like teenage pop music, like high school.

49:24 I like Britney Spears back in the day.

49:26 So Sabrina Carpenter today I like, I would say yeah, yeah, I

49:30 would say bubble. That's pure bubble gum pop for

49:33 sure. Ari Ari Ariana used to be pretty

49:36 good. Bubble gum poppy.

49:37 Then she went to theater. Yeah, I'm glad she did that.

49:40 She's pretty good at it, actually.

49:41 I've liked her more since she got into the theater stuff,

49:44 actually. Wasn't a big fan of her.

49:45 Back in the day. OK, so lesbian.

49:47 OK, confession. I truly did not care about

49:50 Rihanna until I saw her SNL skit where she like did the

49:53 impressions of all these other female singers.

49:56 Ariana does that too. Yeah, that's what.

49:58 I'm saying, yeah, that's what I'm talking.

49:59 About yeah, they're good at that.

50:01 The second she like, I saw that, I was like, OK, I'm gonna give

50:03 her the credit she actually deserves.

50:04 Did some research on her and she actually been through some shit,

50:07 man. She's been through hell and

50:08 back. I know.

50:09 I'm so sad. Like, I mean, good for her for

50:11 coming out of it like on the other side, but like Jesus

50:13 Christ. A lot.

50:15 And you know who else I just found out has been through a

50:17 lot? And I had no idea.

50:19 Actually, Christina Applegate, I saw that she was on.

50:22 I literally saw that today. She was just on The View.

50:24 You saw that on The View. No on like news, on like a

50:26 magazine. I all coming up because she was

50:28 just on The View yesterday. Yeah, or maybe the day before

50:31 something. She's been like raped or

50:33 molested by her family and like she's had cancer.

50:37 Now she's basically kind of dying of Ms. Seems that poor.

50:41 Girl, I know Applegate, we love you.

50:45 Anyways, so as far as music goes though, do you know what house

50:50 music is? Because I'm finding that not a

50:53 lot of people know what the actual genre of house music

50:56 what? Kind of music is what kind of

50:57 house music are you referring to?

50:58 Because there's house that's in like White Party gay house or

51:00 house as in like just soft tempo I.

51:03 Have a definition in front of me directly from whatever AI hold

51:09 it off of. But still Chicago thing.

51:11 Actually, I and I always. Kind of always knew that because

51:14 house every time Anytime you say house to someone that's not from

51:18 Chicago, they have no idea what you're talking about.

51:19 So it is a thing. House music is a foundational

51:24 genre of electronic dance music, EDM that emerged from Chicago's

51:29 underground club scene in the early 1980s.

51:31 I was not alive back then. No joke.

51:35 Characterized by. A repetitive.

51:38 Or 4 on the floor beat is what it's called 4 on the floor and

51:44 it has so it has a four count beat just to, you know, it's

51:48 like this a regular like tempo that most so there's always

51:51 that. Going out, which I guess maybe

51:52 EDM. Doesn't have or the other

51:54 genres, but everyone has a tempo.

51:55 Every song has a tempo. Heard it before.

51:57 I know what it's talking about because I was.

51:59 Just so interested in what the difference is between EDM and

52:03 house and all like the little genres.

52:04 And it is a thing because like when you do listen to house

52:06 music, there is like a four count beat, just a regular 4

52:09 count beat going out in the background the entire time.

52:11 So they do have that like satisfaction and there's like a

52:14 tempo. Speed of 115 to a. 130 beats per

52:18 minute. So was satisfaction under the

52:19 house genre satisfaction. Would that land under the house

52:22 genre? What's satisfaction?

52:24 What satisfaction? The song Push me.

52:27 And then just touch me till I can get my satisfaction.

52:31 Have you not hurt Becky? That is.

52:35 Where's my? Cricket, it says.

52:37 No cricket, but it's a din. It's fucking crows.

52:40 That's just as good. Like crows, we need to use our

52:43 sound effects more. We need to I.

52:45 Need to get it fixed, don't work.

52:47 I mean, they did the listener did the listeners.

52:49 Even hear that it did OK so it did that one sample time I did

52:52 it but it. Didn't like do it the other so

52:53 but this is satisfaction working on it guys don't give up on us

52:56 yeah, don't give. Up on us This one is with this

53:00 line under. The genre of.

53:01 House satisfaction, does it not? I feel like it would.

53:06 Well, there's other characteristics.

53:07 So we have the four. Count beat of the four to the

53:10 four on the floor beat is what it's called.

53:13 You have to have a tempo of 115 to 130 beats per minute.

53:16 I'm pretty sure that and there is like some soulful sounds to

53:20 them. Describe Soulful.

53:22 In this definition. Soulful.

53:25 I don't know, just big. Loud good belting music singers

53:31 doesn't really align with the rest of their.

53:33 Genre definition it. I understand what it's saying

53:37 because when? I hear a soulful.

53:38 I think of like. Catholic singers or like Baptist

53:41 singers like R and. B Singers, yeah, I would say I.

53:47 Don't know how that lands at their house but.

53:49 OK, it's. A is definition of it, not mine,

53:51 so I know. No, I I do agree with it.

53:55 Because when I think of the house music that I listen to,

53:57 there is a lot of soul, a lot of belting.

54:00 I can hear it OK and originated from.

54:05 DJ's blending. Disco funk and electronic beats.

54:10 OK, got that. That's my definition.

54:12 That was it. Yeah, period.

54:14 Yeah, that's all. That's all the ChatGPT gave me.

54:20 AII love house music though, and I'm actually.

54:22 Really glad that you do know what it is, because a lot of

54:24 people don't. I wonder if it's because you're

54:26 from Vegas. I can see.

54:29 Vegas. And I want to say yes, I can

54:31 see. A lot of house music in Vegas.

54:32 I mean we. I can see that we.

54:34 Fucking host EDC Yeah. So that's like it is EDM.

54:38 There's just. A.

54:38 It's like a. Subcategory of EDM, yeah, I

54:41 mean, because there's like the hardcore like.

54:44 EDM, which is like Skrillex and shit and then there's like the

54:46 software part, which is like Tiësto and then there's also

54:50 like more the house genre, which is what you're mentioning, which

54:52 is very just like soft, like beats in the back.

54:55 But it's all, I don't think I would say soft OK, but it's like

54:58 compared. To like something they.

54:59 Disagree part of the other ones that are under the same

55:02 category. They're pretty soft anyways.

55:06 We I need to move on to the IT is my part return for two

55:11 twunks. I'm sorry two truths.

55:13 I mean, we are that is the title of our show this.

55:16 Twunk needs to play 2 Truths and a Lie over here.

55:20 Are we sticking to music or are we like, kind of like just yeah.

55:22 Let's do music. I mean that is the topic.

55:25 So unless you want to do Britney.

55:27 I. Mean.

55:28 All right, You know what then? Since you can't decide, we're.

55:31 Going to do Katie, OK. I was kidding.

55:37 I mean, but I could do it. OK, No, because I don't want to.

55:39 Hear you diss Katie. Anything.

55:40 No, it's nothing bad. No, I don't want it.

55:43 Let's just do music. So, OK, so.

55:47 These are my things I don't care for.

55:49 Beyoncé I actually have. To agree with that, you don't

55:53 know yet. There's still two more.

55:54 No, I'm just saying I. Agree with that.

55:56 So my first one is I. Don't care for Beyoncé.

55:59 Cashew's comeback should have been bigger, and also Katy

56:01 Perry's Part of Me was actually a pretty great song.

56:06 OK, that's the truth. That one is the truth because.

56:08 That is like my favorite power anthem from her.

56:10 She has the best power anthem. That's why I love her.

56:12 Anyways, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna just get on a Katy rant,

56:15 so I don't care for Beyoncé. Katy Perry's part of me was

56:19 actually kind of a bop. I never got one with her.

56:22 I think you do. Care for?

56:23 Beyoncé I think that's the lie. The one what the lie was?

56:27 What The one I forgot. I don't care for Beyoncé.

56:30 And Katy Perry's part of me. Is actually really a great bop,

56:34 but I totally forgot what I said for the second point.

56:36 Was it Ke$ha? The Ke$ha's comeback should have

56:39 been bigger. That's the lie.

56:40 Yeah, slightly, because. I mean, granted, when she did

56:44 come back, she came out with praying and like, that was a

56:47 great song. It was a great song, but it

56:49 could have been bigger. It was big, I know, but it was

56:52 big was. It the album the album.

56:53 Coming was like really foreshadowed.

56:55 It was a really good song and you know what?

56:57 That really kind. Of hit me hard only because it

57:00 was a really hard time in my life at that point it was really

57:04 hard I was so happy for her too because.

57:05 She joined the whistle tone group.

57:08 I that song I do. Yeah, she.

57:11 Did she did a great job. I actually thought her comeback

57:13 was as bad, as good as it's going to get.

57:15 I mean, I mean at some point we have to realize our pop Divas,

57:19 their time has passed. They can they can keep making

57:22 music, but the younger generation should start

57:24 listening. Unless somehow Gaga has and

57:27 Taylor. Taylor has 100% made it through.

57:30 Started when she was 16, though she kind of started early.

57:32 And she started really. Since she's still young, she

57:35 appeals. To them I get it, although I

57:37 will say but Ke$ha still like she's.

57:39 In music. So like she writes most of the

57:41 Papa artist songs her Katy 2 don't.

57:45 Forget. Katy 2 Katy started off like

57:47 that. Pink started off like that as

57:49 well. Yeah, but I mean just, I don't

57:51 know how many songs, I can't say.

57:53 I can't see any of their names really at the end of like song

57:55 credits anymore, except I think this was kind of back in the day

57:59 when they were starting, but. Yeah, they all they all did it.

58:01 They I think they all kind of start like that.

58:03 Fun fact real quick, Yes, because we.

58:06 Are running out of time since I've.

58:08 Did you know Lady Gaga? Wrote telephone for Britney

58:11 Spears. Yes, I did know that you you

58:14 were. So tardied to the party girl.

58:15 No, I'm just saying I found that out the other day.

58:17 I know I'm tardy, but I mean. Since it was on topic with

58:19 Britney Spears, Ke$ha wrote Till the world ends.

58:21 Yeah, I know. That's why she.

58:23 Was the remix I mentioned. That earlier too, I don't

58:25 remember. I don't think I did.

58:26 But that was like, that was my favorite.

58:28 Song by Britney was Till the World Ends, the remix version

58:30 with Ke$ha and that isn't it. I will still agree with you on

58:34 that. One, I mean, I really wish on

58:36 this, on this last note, the fact that Nicki Minaj has gone

58:41 ultra MAGA and just so trash about it that that just fucks up

58:47 everything for me. Because Nicki's got a lot of

58:50 she's got a lot of good music that I've I still listen to to

58:53 this day, and she just completely fucked it up for me

58:55 now. Like I feel bad even letting,

58:59 even letting a song stream I like, I feel like I'm giving her

59:04 some type of power over Yeah, I don't like it.

59:07 I don't like it. And you know what?

59:07 Fucking. Carrie Underwood too.

59:09 Screw her just because she's all cute and I'm so care.

59:11 I'm so perfect. No screw, screw Carrie Underwood

59:15 too. No, screw Carrie Underwood too.

59:17 And I love that she's getting booed.

59:18 And I hope she's getting booed for the right reasons because

59:20 she's a pedophile protector. Yeah, pedophile protecting never

59:23 looked so good. Anyways, on who, Carrie?

59:27 Because it never looked good on anyone.

59:29 She just, I mean, she looked. Good.

59:31 But she does. She does not get a fucking pass,

59:34 OK? She's just as trashy and MAGA as

59:36 Nicki Minaj. I never said she did.

59:38 I know. I don't know why I'm yelling at

59:40 you, but we are. We definitely are out of time.

59:44 Yes. Thank you all for listening.

59:47 And. We absolutely love all of you.

59:49 I'm Taylor Perry. This is Ian Moon.

59:54 We are your favorite non practicing Mormon and Baptist

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